benny why does this slap so hard god damn it

WHAT!???? WHERE HIS SHIT GO THO ????????😳😳

Heeheehee hoohoo now if you excuse me i am going to shit myself HAHAHA(coughs)

i havent shitted since this came out benny please tell the shit goblin to give it back its been a week

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ennway as papa louie
swoldow as freddy fazbear

written by dilly, swoldow, masong, cri, 01tyler10
mixed by ennway
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by jesseboxvo and triplestabber
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

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Papa Louie vs Freddy Fazbear - Bonus Battle! (2022)

Light as Geno
Spidey Fam as Black Mage
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Art by JesseBox
Special Thanks to SPM1000
New cover art by M!CAH

Geno:
Descending from the heavens, taking possession of dolls that I’m using as weapons
Aggressive; the guns that I’m packing’s effective when put up against the weak spells you’re projecting
I’m representing a higher authority, you’re ‘Black’ Mage but you’re morally gray
To say you saved the world is a ludicrous claim ‘cause wherever you go, you cause Death and dismay
You’re going down like a barrel on Booster Hill
Better switch to a Thief because you’re losing gil
Smoking you harder than the Crystals you’re on
So reliant on MP, man, you'd flee when it's gone
The father of the plumber’s RPGs, I made the Paper
You're only seeing green when you're lost in the Forest Maze
That job’s shit, there’s no market for your labor
Looks like your Sleep spell actually worked with all your boring games

Black Mage:
Star Road, I wish for a foe that can have a decent chance of getting into Smash (Uh)
You may be possessing wood but I'm the one who's got the bigger staff!
Repairing the track that Exor had shattered, yet there is one thing you can't forget though
Even with the Stars that you collect, you still can't mend your broken ties with Nintendo
Been dishing out hits since the NES console
Your biggest hit was slamming into a hard wall
Check out the drip with the blue cloak that I'm wielding
I'm killing it in sport, you can't score an appearance 
You only had a minor cameo and then dipped
Now I'm shutting you down worse than Alphadream did
With nothing but a cape to cover up that mug
You bring a whole new meaning to ‘Geno Flash’, bud (Ohh!)

Geno:
Enough of your magic tricks, I've had it with this talentless wizard who's casting shit
Better make like a Cactuar and sprint from this battle when I fire from my Cannon, bitch
Now factor this: your franchise degrades with more passionless installments 
You're lacking in gravity cause it took nine games before this hack had any story involvement 
I'm stealing the hearts of the Smash fans, you should take notes being in Smash Flash
It's no exclamation, I'm making my mark while your only mark’s scorching the grasslands
That defense stat is so fragile, you couldn't last a single battle on your own (Uh)
I may be Pinocchio, but your Fantasy theme’s pretty on the nose!

Black Mage:
Like your name, man, it's difficult to say that
Your lame fans can stay passive when your sequel stays canned
They’ll rage at your makers, begging for your next game; sad
they’ll always keep them waiting, there’s no hope to be saved, damn
Your nimbus friend couldn’t ever hope to fight Cloud 
You time hits but I’ll put you in a timeout
And I doubt your game could even resurface
If you're being left to rot with a dead eShop service! (Ayy!)
Like the Meteors I summon, I'm rocking the mic
Drop out of this fight, or I’m unleashing Thundaga more shocking to you than when your music’s getting a copyright strike
You’d fail your job without your allies, I see through Pinocchio’s pack of lies
Not even the Smash Ballot could bring this lost Spirit back to life!

Geno Vs Black Mage (ft. Light & Spidey Fam). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests



[MGK]

Mastered my craft twice, now I’m combating a clown, nice. 

Strapping him down, Shits so underground, 

You live in the sewers with, rats, mice (Ay)

Got the strap tight, here’s some advice

Better scatter for I shred ya like a half pipe

Better flee run, fore I sneak up with machine guns

And put you to sleep like a teen schmuck with a slingshot (facts)

I was born with horns on my head

You were born to be spread: that’s a whole lotta red 

So head back to your fenced off house of the dead

And crawl back in your well, not to be seen again (Ay)

Think you’ll clown, dawg? must be down on your luck

And you can’t flip it up, to the half on the front 

This is my last show and I’m dropping the flames

If you want to be saved, then get off of the stage 


[Pennywise]

hahahahahaha I’ll show you something scary

You’re so fucking cheesy, and I thought I was from Dairy (hahaha)

You once held the world in your palms, (Ay) a cultural phenomenon (Ay) 

But now your only known as Eminem’s second most hated blonde

Lets see how well you rap when your trapped in my belly

You're the worst devil since ink machine gun kelly

Really wanna talk smack to the clown on the web?

When you drop trash it gets clowned on by the web

And when it comes to vampire blood sucking blokes

Even Morbius was less of a motherfucking joke

You’ll be locked with Henry Bowers taking me for a lunatic 

Cause when I’m done there’ll be another CORPSE to make music with


[MGK]

You get killed by disses, so get hit with this

MGK, hunting you down like MGS

I don’t mean to jest, but your most effective trick 

Is boring viewers to death with your second flick

Oh you wanna talk shit, slenderman in a tutu 

You reflect your outfit, getting jumped-suits you

Your a freak of nature on a piece of paper

This penny-loafer just got beat by baker


[Pennywise]

Switch genres every time that you piss off people

You should scrap that verse like a slipknot feature 

Across infinite galaxies, I reign supreme 

This creep would only read my book for the gangbang scene 

Despite my makeup, you're still the more white guy

The type to try bringing a machine gun to a knife fight

This jackass will forever stay narcissistic 

Just saw your downfall and I ain’t even bought a ticket 

Hahahahahahahaha




Pennywise vs Machine Gun Kelly (feat Freshy Kanal and VinnyO)

Katsuki Bakugo : RaccoonBroVA
Squidward Tentacles : Jofinity 

Beat Prod : Trunkz
Written by Kamren
Additional help from CreeperPasta
Mixed by Serena
Art by CreeperPasta

MY HERO ACADEMIA VS ANYTHING

KATSUKI BAKUGO
VS
SQUIDWARD


Katsuki Bakugo :
Someone tell this loser he needs a different career choice
Cuz I'd be happy to kill this fraud and break his damn toys
Start up those fryers, I'm making crispy calamari
In short, I'm gonna win. What makes you think you can harm me?!
Courted by a jester? Please! Bow down to your king!
Exploding on the beat, this track I'm murdering!
The fuck you plan to achieve? Make my ears bleed?!
Sour Note better plead, Dynamight's taking the lead!
You draw self portraits? Wow, you really are hopeless, clown
Compared to Squilliam's eyebrow, you got a bigger frown
April Fools! You're renowned the laughingstock of the town
Even Deku's booing from the crowd, you should kill yourself, now!
You're not even a squid, the hell those extra legs go?
Thought you'd get Sweet Victory? I'll just go Sicko Mode
But hey, I'm a hero so lemme give you advice
Make like that nerd and find success in your next life

Squidward Tentacles :
And that, Patrick, is how you shouldn't open a verse
I'm surprised you could still breathe, your lungs must be at their worst
Listen kid, sweating in this battle won't do you any favors 
Pies blow up more than your quirk and it's their natural flavor
That's what we call a burn
Grew up with a gift made you think that you're greater
But only ended up as Vegeta but lamer
The League tried recruiting him as their new savior
Instead, he said "I'm on a whole other layer!"
Outclassed on this paper, put this mutt back on his leash
You're so predictable, the person you bullied swept you up off your feet
Like Kelpy G, the audience is begging for an "Encore!"
Why don't you rap over there cause honestly? I'm quite bored
Of this eyesore, throwing temper tantrums makes you hardcore?
Keep blaming yourself, you'll retire more than just your mentor
Maybe your ego will falter and realize your mistakes
But until then, Krabs! I'm going on my break!

Katsuki Bakugo :
You're not out of these woods yet, those bars got nothing
Saying anything of note is a giveaway : you're bluffing
Working a 9 to 5 with people you actively despise
Plankton's bigger to notice than a life you actually like
Hopes and dreams are dead, clarinet made me go deaf
Even your house fancied you out with how much you lost your head
And what makes even less sense? How is SpongeBob not as dense
Than a self-entitled prick who's mediocre at best
Fucking dick nose! You literally blow!
What's more mid than your show? Your "angriest" tone!
I'm predictable? Well here's the hook, line and sinker
For a squid out of water, I thought you'd be a heavy drinker
With all you've been through, its no wonder you tried striking your contract 
Too bad when against me, a Howitzer is the only time you've made an Impact!
Now make like the extra you're outed to be
Stay in my shadow and get left behind me!

Squidward Tentacles :
We serve food here and its clear you lack taste
The irony is about as smashed on as my face
What's the difference? There's beauty in beef keeping me fed
Since it went to my thighs, for you? It went to your head
You won a festival? Wow! You're so profound!
Dear Neptune, my neighbors aren't this annoying to be around
The Dirty Bubble doesn't come close to how foul your mouth is
Somebody grab his mama and slap it back in!
I suppose it's my fault expecting you to be my match
Jeanist couldn't make your image last, so what chance do I have?
One Krakatoa and everything you've said looks mild
Though what did I expect from petty threats from a child?
Kirishima's getting jealous with how hard you're on my nerves
SpongeBob! Give him a Patty to show he's being served!
I'd say you got schooled, but you'll fail without a doubt
Your reputation paid enough, this loss is on the house!


Crowd : Serena, Kamren and MetaMachine

Katsuki Bakugo vs Squidward - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #8 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Jofinity)

The demo track I recorded for Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl.
Dated January 2023

Lofi Girl vs Cassette Girl - Eddie's Demo

Frieza:
Evil and regal, the rightful heir to my father’s throne
And they pit me against an “equal” failed experiment of a clone?
What a joke! (hah!) I block your path like Snorlax, you won’t go far 
My advice is that you abort, like the fetus that you are (hohohoho!)
So forgettable: Mew-who — this crude fool’s bouta get screwed
The death scene? My Death Beams shooting through you like voodoo
You do read minds right? So why’d you choose this fight?
You’ll be the next to get burned by Supernova-hot rhymes

Mewtwo:
Go use the shitter, sci-fi Hitler, you sound Super constipated
If this were an ego contest, you’d be the winner, undebated
But since it ain’t, you’ve sealed your fate: leave you sobbing like Pikachu
I’m at the Top when it comes to ‘mons, force you to replay peekaboo.

Space Karen better go take a seat next to Ash
For you must be stoned to think you’ll win this clash
Spitting Colder than your dad on the track
We all know that for Cheelai you down bad
When I’m on the attack, this ant should keep back
End you quick with a Focus Blast
You’d think I’m Burter, I’m rhyming fast
Steel-ing this win; like your type is Grass

I suggest growing your horns back, ‘cuz up there right now it’s looking bare
Bet that’s why you really offed Krillin, was blinded with jealousy, no Solar Flare
Really, this space ‘count’ can't even tell the time? How sad.
I’d say you’re screaming like a girl, but I guess one’s voiced you in the past

Frieza:
I expected dazzling fireworks, that was an awful display
And my actress remains praised, yours is hated to this day
Wish to insult my appearance? Here’s something to consider:
Change into your Y form, and take a good look in the mirror!

For somebody who’s used a spoon as a weapon
You can’t scoop a win into your possession
I am divine, you are sublime
Banned from being competitive right? Then get the hell out of my sight!

Now I’ll be wrapping this up like my home in Hell
Flipping off this skinny two toed Pokémon, Go fuck yourself!!!

Mewtwo:
Got saved from death and rebuilt as a cyborg, but it didn’t go well
Trunks went and split you in half just like the opinions of Dragon Ball fans after Cell
I’ve been used as a pawn before to fulfill desires of powerful men 
But that’s nothing compared to when you were used as a toy by Broly for hours on end
Your character’s hard to defend, enslaving races without a care
So how about I whip you until you’re on your knees begging to be spared again?
Couldn’t spew heat like a Charizard, you proved to be no hassle
It would seem your Golden Form has taken Silver in this battle

@fightmarker as Frieza
King Mewtwo as Mewtwo (yes)
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing Help by @sw4nked, @snakebite126, @metamachinee and Robo Rebellion Studios
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover Art by @micahmp4

Frieza vs Mewtwo. Anything vs Dragon Ball

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Imagine Tintin vs. Nathan Dragons - Natural Remix

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a3JlW6M0pNp23xib6GgBoCFLBHBVSr1NUn7Zi_GGRA8/edit
Snakebite126 as Flowey
GamingPlush64 as Crazy Dave
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64 and Rabi
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Crazy Dave vs. Flowey

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.

The Rap Battle Fairy vs The Shit Goblin - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

Dani as Pyro
Cole as Asbestos Man
Written by Fight, and Cole
Beat by Dan Skinner, Dave James, and Adam Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker

Asbestos Man
My time’s wasted in this contest of who’s got the best flows
The psychopath with a lighter or the man of asbestos?
Using my net would be useless, it’d only be an improvement
Lag-bots restricting your movement, casual’s straight up in ruins
Come at it: your best heat simply fails to impress me
As your pathetic flaky fibers can’t best my super vest, see
how do you fair in a game focused on the teamwork of a crew
When not even your commades want to be around you

Pyro
Stay away, because from the looks of your suit
It’s just another reason why women don’t want to touch you
Outshined by Asbestos Lady, it’s about to happen a second time
And seeing the acts you call evil, you being concieved is the worst crime
BURN YOU TO DEATH
No sunshine or rainbows when I’m forced to trade bows
RUNNING OUT OF BREATH
When I become unstable, I tend to make some angels
NO SECONDS LEFT
My kill count display shows each particle is fatal
AXE THROUGH YOUR CHEST
The painless and faster way to getting your lungs disabled
I’m a merc, offing nerds is just another day of work
But this is sad man, what do I do, unplug your life support?
Got beat by the worst of the four, you won’t be hard to scorch
So I’ll burn your fucking corpse, yeah, thats a Human Torch

Asbestos Man
Stop it with the mumble rap, your “flames” are useless
Going against this brilliant chemist is nothing but foolish
When this nuisance is not used and hated by the pro players
the fact that 12 year olds are the only ones maining you isn’t doing you any favors
Now the only time you’re running tracks decently is when you’re DLC for Sonic
You’re a side character; ironic, I’m the head here, iconic
So I’ve had it with your fans I’ll be the one to end your mystery
It doesn’t matter what you look like either way you’re fucking ugly

Pyro
You’d have to believe in magic to ever think that you’re besting me
You’re more equal with cancer; Mann vs Ventilation Machine
Whole comic history’s a Strange Tale ever since you stepped on the scene
Let’s hope this time your death won’t be done off screen

The Rap Battle Fairy vs The Shit Goblin - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

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