benny why does this slap so hard god damn it

WHAT!???? WHERE HIS SHIT GO THO ????????😳😳

Heeheehee hoohoo now if you excuse me i am going to shit myself HAHAHA(coughs)

i havent shitted since this came out benny please tell the shit goblin to give it back its been a week

Is this your version of the diss yourself challenge

CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees Eric the Audible of Central Rap Battles go against Trevor Henderson's most famous creation, Siren Head. Who generates more noise?

CAST:
Eric The Audible: Himself
Siren Head: JustGamer
Written by: JustGamer and Eric The Audible
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Eric:
It’s no contest who’s best in beats
It’s FRB against this reject SCP
Would somebody deafen, please
I plead! If I hear his verse - my ears will bleed
You might regret not knowing’ who you’re fightin’ ‘gainst 
Got rhymes to strike giants, I ain’t a mic to check 
Unless of course you wanted them to find you dead 
With a sliced neck, we’ll rename you to “silenced head”
Who knows why the internet ever found your design unique
You’re what happens when a streetlamp and enderman interbreed
Lookin’ at those jacked up teeth I understand why you hide instead
Of coming out of the mountains, it’s because he’s Sire-inbred

Siren Head:
Nice fit, of course this battle is my shortest
Nice bitch, I took her to my forest
Showed her my tree trunk, voice lower than Corpse’s
You’re soft tissue I could rip you with a chorus
Check the views which tells us who clicked 
Wanna make content? I’m in more battles than you bitch
Sorry - change that last line to “your stupid”
Cause cursing’s too edgy for somebody who’s spoon fed 
You’ve been flowing off beat since measure one 
Try to grab some ear plugs but even then you're done
I’ll be destroying your voice so you better run
‘Fore I kill the biggest pussy since the one from Henderson

Eric:
Oooh that’s a bar, I’m so glad I wrote that
Your fans take any hint of lore and then instantly note that 
The modern Slenderman version of Carrie: “He could vaporize you with his invisible eyes”
Henderson tried so hard to make you scary, he left his reader’s barely alive
Let me just peep this: this man’s got telekinesis, super high speeds and he’s freakishly tall with some skeleton knees and 
Shape shifts when he pleases, fourth dimensional maybe even 5D then
I’m supposed to react when we see him on the streets cause my friend sent a fake video on my twitter DM?
How frightening, I’m peein’! Jesus! What’s next? You gonna walk on water, Jesus?

Siren Head:
Aww did someone try to go off since they got their little feelings hurt now?
I’m surprised you can spit a rhyme with Eddie’s fucking dick in your mouth
With your rants in the serious channel, you’re a bigger threat, can’t you see?
When you’re boasting your opinion on abolishing religion...christian-vanity
I’m the patron saint of leaving no trace, like your youtube channel upload dates 
What you call going crazy on the flow’s more lately like little flecks but even more tame
Snakebite with no venom, Patrick with less vision, like Gamer but without the brand recognition
Stuck in the shadow of young competition that you’re trying to ditch like your old name

Siren Head vs Eric the Audible. FRB vs. Anything.

Soldier : Matt Raichous
Sarge : RaccoonBroBA

Beat : http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Southern%20Dudes.mp3
Beat Prod by : Slantize
Written by Kamren, Creep Switch and MetaMachine
Mixed by : Oofie

RAP BATTLE

SOLDIER
VS
SARGE

BEGIN!

Soldier :
Stand at attention maggot! Let this Soldier show you how it's done
When I take on your entire squadron one by one
If Church wanted you to live, God would not have created me
So when I drop you dead with this beat, a deadbeat will give me infinity!
You're one third of who I am, repping the U.S of A
Like a true american, I'll dominate this space race
What's the point of the mask, Chief? Come at me face to face
So I can see you begging for your life, give you a Halo update
Can't take down my Meta game when you could never reach my heights
Know when I’m through, you and Lopez can join the heads that I piked!
You fought a nonexistent war, I’ve brawled BLU for over a decade
What did you expect facing me? Mercenaries leave sim troops played!


Sarge :
I know you wanted war but we sure that verse ain't your first draft?
Must've pulled the pins off your grenades to blow up a track that fast
I'd go back to your past, but your actions leave me more confused
Backstabbed his best friend just to sing his sad blues?
Doe's nuts! More so than Donut, did Medic have you overdosed?
Maybe hire Tex to take your heavy gal off your payload
You've brought shame upon your honor with medals of lost lives
Your expiration date is always a good day to die!

Soldier :
Like when your series dropped to Zero? Better watch your blinded preaches
A sentence from Sun Tzu topples all three of your lame ass speeches
Boys, we have a hypocrite! Let’s look at your recent seasons
From what I've seen in fifteen, I’ll charge a false Sergeant for treason!
Be happy I brought my shovel, now you can have another funeral
Denying the threat in front of you just proves that you’re delusional!
‘Cuz if this were a real battle, I’d just have to call up Boomstick
So I can off his father more embarrassingly than Caboose did

Sarge : 
Come on, was that it? My men left me more impressed
Forget O'Malley and bread tumors, I'm the one who infects!
Why don't you take your bazooka and launch yourself outta this battle
I'd side with Blue sooner before listen to your nonexistent babble
When my time comes, eulogies from my men put me to rest
When on your deathbed, you'd waste your time to teleport bread?
But seeing your market value, I guess it's clear you're desperate to gain dough
I'm running tracks on my roadhog, 'bout to leave a road-killed Jane Doe!
Brilliant with passwords, your fortress is outdated, it seems
So many hackers in your servers all your game modes' Mann vs Machines!
I'm the engineer 'round these parts, so don't take this too hard
Knocked you off your hightower, you just got Sarged!

Soldier and Sarge :
I’d rather recruit a Blue than this Full Mental Ratchet!
Seeing me as superior is something that should be a habit!
You’re a disgrace to uniform anyway, you hack it!
I beat this disgusting, pathetic, smelly maggot!

The Soldier vs Sarge (Red vs Blue) - Rap Battle! (ft. Matt Raichous & RaccoonBroVA)

Chao as Red Bull
ENNWAY as Monster Energy
Dilly as G-Fuel
Zagranis as Bang Energy (cameo)

Beat, mix, thumbnail by ENNWAY
Written by ENNWAY and Dilly

Red Bull:
Red Bull gives you wiiiiings

Monster Energy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO CARES
FUCK OFF GOD I AM TIRED OF YOU TOUCH GRASS

Red Bull:
That's it! This drink's about to fire shots off
12 ounces and I still blow you out the water!
When I rock the mic, I'm liked by every damn critic
You're enjoyed by any boomer with a penny to split with
So fuck wings! How 'bout you get some bitches? (HUH)
Every flavor that you have is always mid shit (HUH)
Yeah, I don't need any fancy artists or design
To put the picture in your head I'm winning every single time

Monster Energy:
Bout to drop a mad verse on this lame ass
(AY AY) WHEN IT COMES TO BEATS I'M THE APEX
AND I'M PRACTICALLY A FUCKIN’ MONOPOLY, COULDN'T YOU SEE?
LOVIN' THESE BEATS, MY BRAND IS A MONEY MACHINE (AYYY)
TALKING BOOMERS WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BOOMER OF OUR BRANDS
SO GO CATCH SOME BETTER ADS OR YOU'RE CATCHIN' UP THESE HANDS
YOU GOT ZERO FUCKING CASH, 'CAUSE THIS CAN IS MADDER
YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS BATTLE 'CAUSE I'M CRANKING OUT THAT BANGER AFTER BANGER

Bang Energy:
Did somebody say bang?

Monster Energy:
I BANGED YOUR MOM *SHOOTS BANG ENERGY*

Red Bull:
That verse was a good tip on how your offbrands left the market
Saturated with zero spots left to get some thought in so stop it
You claim a monopoly but you're not bitch, I see through ya
Left our market overblown like COCA COLA ESPUMA
You missed the mark like your Ultra Gold and Java
You've had no legs to stand on since you sold juice products!
This brand bully's bout to land fully in a ditch
I'm soaring high above you... Red Bull gives you wiiiii-

Monster Energy:
BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP, GOD, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT SO
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS FASTER THAN I BOOTED BANG OUT OF BRITAIN
YOU SAY YOU GOT PEOPLE HOOKED ON THAT FUCKING GASOLINE BRO?
I'LL LEAVE YOUR STYLE AND BRAND CRUSHED LIKE A CAN ON THE ROAD
I GOT THE STAMINA, (YUH) LYRIC SLAMMIN' YA (YUH)
YOU'VE BEEN BELOW ME SINCE THE DAYS OF HANSEN NATURAL!
I'M DONE WITH THIS VERSE AND THIS ASS IS DEFEATED
HERE'S MY NEW FLAVOR: YOU CAN SUCK MY ULTRA PENIS

G-Fuel:
G-Fuel is entering the party now to shake it up
Against the two blandest of flavors, I just cannot make it up
So I suggest you brace yourselves, I'm going for the throat
And droppin a variety pack of bars cause I'm the goat
I went from online to making the stores mine
How you offer sweepstakes but not fire in your lines?
You prove it with every rhyme, you can't mix it up like I do
… That also goes for your buddy on the side too
When I start a partnership I crank it to 11
You start up a partnership to shill in Ninja Tyler Blevins
Now I'm sending y'all to heaven, you weak drinks can eat my dust
Turned you both to powder, I guess that makes three of us

Monster Energy vs Red Bull. R∆P BATTLE!

Lewis Hamilton [SPEED UP] - La Rvfleuze

Slime if you like this song man, go ahead and just drop your cum down and follow me on every goddamn platform in the world  #lilessbee and my Instagram  is _lilessbee

Subway Traffic

DJ Spaqz - Jesus Is God (grime trap)

The experiment is up and running again! Our simulation resumes starting off with the classic White Bomberman duelling the modern (and rather tipsy) Demoman in a far more explosive match than even HAL vs Victor!

@under-scores as the Demoman
@central-rap-battles as the Bomberman

Written by underscores
Beat produced by Audio Network
Additional writing from @jason-carreon-740402437, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, and @king-mewtwo
Thumbnail by underscores
Beat + vocals mixed by underscores
Demo by underscores
Special thanks to Dani Frias


Demoman (drunk):
Eugh… yyou think you cannn… beeat me...
yourrrrr rhymes arre profound, ...seeee?
your… rhymes are so bbad… I got t-the flow
a-and I uhh... *collapses*

Bomberman:
...Oh.
...Guess he rapped drunk?
Wish I could say the same after seein’ that mug
Look at that slug; I’ll blast the wack hackit Scat-man
and his cast of Nine Dastardly bastards
With yo rappin’s prowess as free as your country
I’d shatter out this scotch Scotch as the king of ‘83
Swept the floor with so many space pirates call me Samus Aran times three
Don’t need the Omni Cube to prove you a square
and you can’t be Sirius in any store of retorts
cuz I’m flowin like the Blue Resort, while your last attempt at rap back there
was as wack as your Orange Box ports.

Demoman:
I should lay off the whole bottle, Dig Dug’s blazin’ at full throttle, but I’ll let that end soon
Give my Persuader to this first grader charge em up and lob their block off like ka-boom!
Sobered up, let’s check what you dropped so aplomb;
E10+ bawjaw can’t drop F-bombs,
so you made a port retort and said my verse was junk
but that just proved I’m even dope when I’m drunk
Crush ya with my Booties then I’m shaggin’ Cute Pink
She blew up my boomstick -- now THAT’s Loch n’ Load
So let me back to my duty, if not then shoot me
Cuz your raps are wack as Act Zero

Bomberman:
Did I grab a Clock? ‘Cuz your verses stopped and seemed to Bomber Drag-on
You’re my Bootlegger, or my bootlicker, either way you’ve turned my Fire blast on!
You’d think the Demoman would be more careful with my fuses
But you blew em up into bits and it really seems you’d be clueless
‘Cuz I’m ruthless to the brute who’s puttin’ all of his friends to risk
So don’t talk about your Booties when you can’t accept the shoe fits!
Konami’s topping sloppy jockeys with their choppy disses
ボンバーマン's been on top since I was on the floppy disk and
yeah, Act Zero didn’t ride the charts, that’s apparent
Can’t say the same, though, if we’re talkin’ your number of parents

Demoman:
Get a lode of this runner with their fancy little toys
Unlike Engie though, he can’t think of one creative ploy
‘cuz you're repetitive, I'm Competitive
against the no-fly guy who puts the “error” in “terrorist”
so you'll rue the day you Matched to catch the black scot
who’s kickin’ ass in raps against mascots
Didn’t need PASS Time to blast fly and leave ya dunked
No excuse losin this bad mate!
*takes swig of bottle*
I’m drunk!

Bomberman:
I'm packing heat, and passing P's, while ya bring a slicer!
Attacking me? Want smoke? Heh, pass a breathalyzer!

Demoman:
Half your eyesight yet I spy from this runt
That what he calls gunpowder is nothin’ but duds

Bomberman:
Ugliest thing straight outta Scotland since the monster
Big talk about messes from the Oxi-Clean sponsor

Demoman:
Well I’ll sell ya one crossed wire, potassium chloride,
then kablooie! A bigger bomb than your franchise!

Bomberman:
My franchise bombed? This is coming from the guy
whose game only gets updated when its program goes awry
Time to lose your other eye, this drunk’s an open book
So cue the level’s end! I left a merc overcooked!

Demoman:
I’m fly like my Sticky Jumper, you’re grounded
To that maze of a verse that leaves us confounded
I’ve ripped you apart, ‘case the bombing couldn’t tell
They’ll have to glue you back together in hell!

BOMBERMAN vs DEMOMAN || Modern vs Classic 2: LotA - #1

King Mewtwo as Alex Delarge (voice)
CallMeCri as Alex Delarge (video)
Fightmarker as Ticci Toby (voice)
Froggy as Ticci Toby (thumbnail only)
Beat by 2Deep
Writing: Fightmarker
TN: Fightmarker
Additional Help: GamingPlush64
Mixing: Light

Alex Delarge
There was me, glazing upon this hopeless mistake
Even at home he couldn’t escape the bullying against his traits 
Sister was the only person you could confined in, but then her auto crashed
Now you’re left with a mum who doesn’t love you, and an alcoholic dad
I’m no delusion nor a voice in your gulliver, Toby 
Viddy me causing ultraviolence as I break into your domy
beaten homeless who go blurp blurp, but you’re going w-w-when you talk, turp
It’ll just be the second time you’ve been broken by Clockwork 
Teenage gangs are something I don’t take very lightly 
So make like your fingers Rogers, and bite me
You’re already quite fragile, at this point why even bother
When my words are enough to stop Ticci Toby’s tick tocker 

Ticci Toby:
I’m starting to realize how you got outplayed by people so dumb
Because your insults wouldn’t affect me even if I wasn’t numb
And honestly I could of only imagined what your family felt 
But it seems no one was crying over this spilled milk 
I’m mad pissed Alex, to me you lived in a palace 
mind corrupted with malice, and thought with your phallus
Two loving parents? I can only wish that I had it
Let’s see how wasteful this disgrace is when he’s at the end of my hatchets
you’re in the past dude, your group of buddies bashed you
It happened but didn’t have to if you hadn’t went for the dick statue
One read through your novel it’s clear who’s the strangest 
How is anyone supposed to identify with a child rapist 

Alex Delarge
Cat’s got your tongue, bastard? Or cheek rather
Polly loggy, it’s a fanfiction proxy against the droog’s master 
Kubrick broke cinematic grounds with such a low budget
While your medium would better off if you just snuffed it
Cause they treat this kid like a joke, made him out to be annoying
Had small fame but it quickly smoked, oh quite disappointing 
Came from a poor man’s 4Chan, abandoned by your hornet brothers
And now your creator doesn’t even want you, reminds me of your mother

Ticci Toby
Saw treatment as a way to be free, then lost all your hope
When they got your eyes lid-locked, gave you a real horrorshow
I don’t have pity for your abusing ass, I’ve gone through this type of shit
Ends with the Rain will still being there, but you’ll have no pipes left to Sing with
You’re not special, I’ll leave you and your whole dirty crew as nothing but corpses
Surprised this Ticci kid can better spit, causing flames upon my forest 
This verse will trigger you like the Ninth, remember as I feast on my lunch
Screams of agony filled the room, but they all didn’t care that fucking much

Ticci Toby vs Alex Delarge. rap battle. by fightmarker.

After a long hiatus, Snakebite126 Rap Battles of Inside Things finally gets a name change because what a fucking stupid name that is. It also comes back with a battle of epic proportions between the mystical writer, The Rap Battle Fairy, and the fecal thief, The Shit Goblin, in a battle of the FRB cryptids.

Cast:
The Rap Battle Fairy as themselves
The Shit Goblin as themselves
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell

Lyrics:
The Rap Battle Fairy:
Looks like it’s time for me to once again take flight
As all of FRB dozes off in their dreams 
This mystical entity appears in the night
To write a verse against the one who put them all to sleep (Let’s go)
It’s the Rap Battle Fairy coming out the gate
‘Gainst a crack addict bearing tons of pounds in weight
Oh, with just a swish of the wand
I got the power to make any verse bippity bop
And while you’re screaming at your victims to start hitting the quan 
Man, your trials are just errors and I’m leaving ‘em plunged 
And is the fact that you work a job at Walmart a shock?
‘Cause from your traps and voice tapes, you’re just a bargain bin Saw

The Shit Goblin:
Fucking dies 
Now I may not be the Jizz Demon, but please start retreating or you’re really gonna get fucked
I’ll let my voice go louder, kid you don’t-don’t matter, better hope your bladder doesn’t go and splatter
‘Cause from all the living creatures that this pro’s encountered, you’re the only one I won’t be taking shit from
Bitch, what? The Shit Goblin’s hip-hoppin’ 
You’re in deep shit once I kick off, this pimp’s poppin’
You hear the night’s calling and it prompts your arrival
But my speeches will leave you dipping this call like my disciples 
You got your grand start from Pyro vs Memeulous
And yet the best verse was the only one that Felix did
You only make rounds when you have to make up a diss
But I’m more than used to fairies taking the piss

The Rap Battle Fairy:
The Piss Fairy, huh? Well those jokes were piss poor (Yeah)
When I’m taking number one, it’s the Best Writer awards
Plus I’m honestly surprised that you’d think I’d be that threatened
By Danganronpa with a scat fetish (Whoo!)
I’m so fly, your insanity’s boundless
Call Rosie to leave her son reality grounded
Poor stranger, I’m leaving you wrecked with my magic raps 
Cause a flanger is the only effect that your rapping has
As we’re battling, once you see how hard my pen game hits
This’ll be like your third trial tape, you’ll never make it
My bars get songs on playlists, so far I gotta say this
If you’re trying to make movements on the mic, I guess you’re constipated

The Shit Goblin:
Wanna beat me, bro? You need to start over
I’ve seen more appealing flow come from the Barf Ogre
You got left like my minions, stuck, enslaved and
Now you can’t escape the chains of Dustin’s basement
Yeah, I got homies in FRB that’ll clip your wings
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel, yo it’s Shitty G
Once you’re with hit with bars so heavy like plip-plop
It’s fitting a piece of shit like yourself gets dropped
I’m a stone cold killer and I’m so conniving
You ain’t no dope winner but you’re so bold trying
The immortal, living since before your time
Whose getting sold your spirit, bitch your soul’s all mine
And the minute that you started getting deadlines
Half the scripts you rushed all ended up with dead lines
So don’t challenge me with your lame flows
This battle’s like all your other commitments - shoulda learned to say “no”

Anyways I'm leaving the community now because I am never topping this.

The Rap Battle Fairy vs The Shit Goblin - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

Dani as Pyro
Cole as Asbestos Man
Written by Fight, and Cole
Beat by Dan Skinner, Dave James, and Adam Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker

Asbestos Man
My time’s wasted in this contest of who’s got the best flows
The psychopath with a lighter or the man of asbestos?
Using my net would be useless, it’d only be an improvement
Lag-bots restricting your movement, casual’s straight up in ruins
Come at it: your best heat simply fails to impress me
As your pathetic flaky fibers can’t best my super vest, see
how do you fair in a game focused on the teamwork of a crew
When not even your commades want to be around you

Pyro
Stay away, because from the looks of your suit
It’s just another reason why women don’t want to touch you
Outshined by Asbestos Lady, it’s about to happen a second time
And seeing the acts you call evil, you being concieved is the worst crime
BURN YOU TO DEATH
No sunshine or rainbows when I’m forced to trade bows
RUNNING OUT OF BREATH
When I become unstable, I tend to make some angels
NO SECONDS LEFT
My kill count display shows each particle is fatal
AXE THROUGH YOUR CHEST
The painless and faster way to getting your lungs disabled
I’m a merc, offing nerds is just another day of work
But this is sad man, what do I do, unplug your life support?
Got beat by the worst of the four, you won’t be hard to scorch
So I’ll burn your fucking corpse, yeah, thats a Human Torch

Asbestos Man
Stop it with the mumble rap, your “flames” are useless
Going against this brilliant chemist is nothing but foolish
When this nuisance is not used and hated by the pro players
the fact that 12 year olds are the only ones maining you isn’t doing you any favors
Now the only time you’re running tracks decently is when you’re DLC for Sonic
You’re a side character; ironic, I’m the head here, iconic
So I’ve had it with your fans I’ll be the one to end your mystery
It doesn’t matter what you look like either way you’re fucking ugly

Pyro
You’d have to believe in magic to ever think that you’re besting me
You’re more equal with cancer; Mann vs Ventilation Machine
Whole comic history’s a Strange Tale ever since you stepped on the scene
Let’s hope this time your death won’t be done off screen

The Rap Battle Fairy vs The Shit Goblin - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

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