Originally uploaded: September 22, 2021

garbageGothic as JaidenAnimations
RaccoonBroVA as Patchy The Pirate
Written by Serena, Mason, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Produced by Kustom
Mixed by Serena
Beat Re-arranged by Serena
Art by Nooby

Patchy:
Argh Potty look what we have here! (What Patchy?)
The Youtube version of a slimy buccaneer
It’s ironic that she acts all high and mighty
When she got her fame from minecraft YT
You walk the plank, Jaiden? Cause you sank, Jaiden
Nowadays you only care about your bank, Jaiden
Face the facts, Jaiden, you’re just the net’s next fad
Another faceless personality behind a sketch pad
Made a song opening up, ironically left your rep erased
Even boyinaband couldn’t help your case
Squarepants my hero, second to zero
Watching your videos make me feel like I’m in limbo

Jaiden:
When I was young, of course I watched a lot of cartoons
But it seems that one of them just had a couple parts loose!
Luckily I had to skip the whole “contacting” hassle
Because guess who decided to show up to rap battle?
Patchy the Pirate! Raspy the Parrot!
About time I leave this fake pirate silent!
Nickelodeon wanted you to escar-go
Then they replaced you with the P Star Show
Your relevance and your career is deep in the sea
After listening to your verse, it’s easy to see
You should’ve stayed praising Spongebob by your shrine
After this, you’ll need 2 pints of Moonshine

Patchy:
I thought you’d pack more heat for an Arizonan resident
But I guess you’re used to being burnt out and it’s evident

Jaiden:
Even with your spare foot, you can’t step up to a pro trainer
I’ll speedrun this battle, leaving your ship wrecked is a no-brainer!

Patchy:
Tried to rise above the dirt but you’re the thing you’re afraid of
Shilling out Samurai Buyer like “JAIDEN BETRAYED US!”
Went from relatable story times to complaining and playing games
Even this pirate can’t get on board your ship with James

Jaiden:
With that raspy voice the Captain couldn’t keep a Hook on the beat
The only thing that Patchy needs to patch now is his teeth
All those dreams of meeting Spongebob? You can forget em
I’m finished rapping against this phony, ARI! GET EM!

JaidenAnimations Vs Patchy The Pirate. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. GarbageGothic And RaccoonBroVA)

Raichous as The Riddler
SimplyRazzy as The Zodiac Killer
Snakebite126 as The Riddler (video)
Fightmarker as The Zodiac Killer (video)
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Cover art by Fightmarker

SNAKEBITE RAP BATTLES
THE ZODIAC KILLER
VS
THE RI-
-RIDDLER LAUGH-

The Riddler:
Who’d you expect? The Ripper? Well, here’s a fun code to crack
Who’s the no-name hack behind the horrid acts of the Zodiac?
The lowly man so self-loathing that he cloaks his ass with a grocery bag
Ted Cruz or Kaczynski? No, in fact, he’s a more hopeless laugh! *laugh*
With unparalleled intellect whose fared and dealt with the best
They paired my wellness against this barren whelp with no zest?
And I called the Bat’s costume bad but you must depress him
A dollar store cosplay for the Ku Klux Konvention?
Your envy stirred up your troubles, virginity didn’t sit well
Started murdering couples, you’re the ultimate incel
Killed 37? Like someone would buy that hokey hoax
But what can you expect from the guy modeled off horoscopes

The Zodiac Killer:
If you’re saying that you’ll own me, then get it done
Cause the cops are still tryna find the threat you’re posin’ to anyone
I’d tie you to a pile of explosives and set the clock
But I don’t need to put the car in Carrey, his performance already bombed
The Zodiac, I’ll smack that smug face of yours out that bowler hat
Wordplay’s all you’re good at and you still managed to blow at that
We both play mind games but your physical prowess is little
But I don’t need any ciphers to leave my victims riddled. *bang*
Dressed like a gameshow host, from the hat to the shoes
But it’s no surprise. I’m sure you’re used to Family Feuds
Your smarts made daddy confused, he took it out all on you
Just ‘cause he was jealous you made the Gifted and Talented group
That’s why you hand out your clues? You must be kidding me. 
You leave your name on every riddle while mine still remains a mystery!
I’m still shrouded in infamy as history’s great illuder
While your mind’s only grown big because of the tumor

The Riddler:
Ah-ah-ah! That’s the wrong answer!
You have one attempt left so don’t let me down, sir.
Your words lack any meaning, explains the mystery symbols
If this is Zodiac speaking, best stick to child’s scribbles
My riddles fool the greatest, I’d crack your ciphers like word scrambles
But sitting through your films? A challenge even I couldn’t handle
You got some short attention but your real name’s lost in time
All the effort planning but who can appreciate all your crimes?
While Edward Nigma’s still admired as the greatest of Gotham’s minds
So one more chance, who’s the Zodiac? Answer wrong, you die.

The Zodiac Killer:
I’m a nobody, right? That’s what’s on the paper
But your compulsive behavior only results in your failures 
A known face is a closed case while a legend unsolved is greater
While you get busted by jailors, I have ‘em stumped decades later
Straight out the Golden Gate, I was outclassing most common crooks
The real world fears me, you’re barely an issue in your own comic books
The blows that I deliver hit too hard to survive ‘em
I took the trophy from the Riddler like it’s Arkham Asylum. *bang*

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
SNAKEBITE RAP BATTLES

The Riddler vs The Zodiac Killer. Snakebite Rap Battles

Freshy Kanal: Scarecrow (DC) vs Scarecrow (Oz) feat. Freeced & Snakebite126

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Michaela Laws as Queen of Hearts
Cami-Cat as Wicked Witch of the West

Queen of Hearts:
I am not amused, nor am I entertained;
If I want a broom, I'll fetch the maid
To sweep up this wizard of oozing the moment they forecast a spell of rain!
I've been reigning non-stop; you're a coward
who waited with monkeys on top of a tower,
So now you've a stench like some Jabberwocky droppings,
how about you be a doll and go pop in a shower?
Your Hatter is Madder than usual;
that whole traffic cone cap, you don't suit at all!
You can't value your head; you're so damn executable,
even came dressed for your funeral!
Now, here's the hottest tea you could fill a teapot with!
Went from modesty to the Scary Poppins!
You're the one broad who can stand next to Harry Osborn and look lots more like a Green Goblin!

Wicked Witch of the West:
You've dealt a bad hand with those atrocious rhymes, so hit me!
Man, I'm wicked, but your tyranny's not going to fly, my pretty!
This time, the witch will do the burning! In a rap battle, I flame non-stop
With the fire to make you Krispy when I Snap, Cackle, and then Pop off!
Alice should give you the bottle instead;
you need a shrink, since you're off with your head!
Like a rose, I can paint your whole body in red,
but they ain't got an axe that could chop through your neck!
Step to my pentagram, with a pen in hand;
cue the temper tantrum - you're a petty brat!
It's so funny your country is named so apt:
I'm wondering if your punches will ever land!
Don't ya come for my monkey huntsman,
when you're undercut by a munchkin husband
Who frees citizens from your dusty dungeon!
He's Tweedle Dinky; you're the Tweedle Dumb one!
I'm surprised that crown even fits at all;
you looked less round on my crystal ball!
Shut that pie hole amidst this brawl,
before somebody might trip and fall!

Queen of Hearts:
I get the crowd loud when I'm picked as a spitter!
Bring the house down; you'll get squished like your sister!
Finish foul-mouthing, freak frivolous fibber,
Or have it gouged out like it is a tongue-twister!
Who is the most inconsistently-written whack villain in fiction?
I think it's the fraud with the slippers.
Is that fake wizard your dad, or a fling that you kissed then? You Freudian slipper!
Don't toy with me, bitch!
I got a kingdom: I run unopposed!
Your soldiers rejoiced when you split!
It wasn't a secret they hated you; doesn't take much to go under that nose!
You look like an ugly Fiona, except you've been stuck as the ogre; just make a potion.
And it might've been fine in 1939, but in today's climate, you're still aquaphobic?
NO NO NO! That's not how I wanted it!
Throw those roses and plant me some poppy seeds,
'Cuz I'd rather nod off to sleep!
You may defy only gravity, not the queen!
How wicked, it's your bitter end!
There's no fake-out; after this, you're dead!
Let us sing songs while she's ripped to shreds!
Off with - ding dong, THE WITCH'S HEAD!

Wicked Witch of the West:
There's no lady as lazy as Bridget is.
If you could, you would probably make the flamingo spit!
Going through hoops and you're still never winning this,
and you aren't getting past me; I'm no Wicket Witch!
Governed by hearsay; your man should abort ship!
Don't hear what he says: it's kangaroo courtship!
"My pretty" is simply too generous; you are my "hideous-blob-on-the-brink-of-divorcing"!
How bizarre, with a thousand of lousy guards,
all I'd lose is a round of hearts!
No twister to rip her grounds apart;
I could huff and puff to down your house of cards!
You and that menace Toto act the same;
you both then became a damn basket-case!
Though you lack any bite, you explode with rage
and only can choke on that cone of shame!
So let them eat tarts, or that head will loosen;
from French pastries to French Revolution!
You entered a threat, but then left a doofus;
you're destined to fail in execution!

Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch of the West - Rap Battle!

Fresy Kanal: Six vs Wirt (Little Nightmares vs Over the Garden Wall) ft. Eric the Audible & Evava

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Freeced as Saint Patrick
Freshy Kanal as The Pied Piper

Saint Patrick:
Broke out the chains, now I'm holier than Rome is,
You send those weans home before I phone me homie Moses!
Promised them a Candyland, but had them workin' back in Berlin,
Said your purpose was to purge the rats, but who's the real vermin?
The town heard the piper and demanded he stop,
They banned music 'cause you only play the shammiest rock,
And now there ain't no drummin', so they don't get reminded,
But you'll face repercussions when you feck with the Irish!

The Pied Piper:
Chastity's the only vow that you respect, buddy,
There's no four leaf clovers that could help you get lucky!
I'll treat this like chess, you're the crappiest piece,
'Cuz when I cross a bishop, then he will die agonally!
Skip the sermon, between the pack of rats I travel with and sickly verses,
I'm wreaking havoc on your town, they'll gather sticks for purging,
Play magic bound to snatch up every kid who heard it,
Hear me roast you with my flute like "Yo, this witch is burning!"
Such a greedy priest, exploited the mass's beliefs,
Charged for baptisms, no wonder you're so attracted to green!
You may have escaped prison, but you can't trick the Saxons,
Stop dangling your sack like Saint Nick, and do your taxes!

Saint Patrick:
I show kids the Lord, you lure and enslave them,
Guess I didn't vanquish every snake from the Mainland...
Strolled up looking like a peacock to the Hamelin crowd,
Motherfucker had the blind kids ratting him out!
Your Ratatouille bullshite was just a bloomin' rumor,
Man, your piping's so shite, the rats would sooner choose the sewers!
Like me master's home, your story's been reduced to embers,
'Cuz you're the only Brothers Grimm tale no one remembers!

The Pied Piper:
You prayed everyday to be cut loose from your sin's ways
And now you're name's engraved as an excuse to get shitfaced,
And this day is a disgrace to your promise,
'Cuz Saint Patrick bars turn fathers to alcoholics!
You escaped slavery, rose to the top of the system,
Then this dude said, "Fuck it! I'll just colonize the victims!"
Converted the Celtic culture and now you preach to the choir,
So take your tithes, but this time, the church is paying the Piper!

Saint Patrick vs. The Pied Piper - Rap Battle!

TaigaTonic as Ticci Toby
Reese Hsiao as Natsuki

Written by: TaigaTonic
Art by: Blast03 & 3ple
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Beat by: or.1ove
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Fightmarker, Dilly!, Gamingplush64 & Commander Jacob


Ticci Toby:
Motherfucking Ticci Toby! Back the fuck up you don't know me
Got 2 hatchets in my hands have the haters 6 feet below me
You burn bridges with your friends, I set the street ablaze and watch it grow
Cause I put holes in those who cross me like Tic-Tac-Toe 

Your friends are happy and you’re upset it isn’t you
So you start to get snappy until your eyes decide to ditch you too
Now come up short when next to Yuri, cause you think the problem is
They’re a cut above the rest like it’s another one on her wrist

Fuck cupcakes, you enjoy cooking up drama
Till you feel bad reading back on all of your issues like manga
And back yourself into a corner cause no one seems to give a fuck
Guess there's no hard pill to swallow since all you’ll do is throw it up

Natsuki:
Great we barely started, this is already the worst meeting
I don’t think a single one of your pasta’s deserves reading
Ugh! I hate horror, it's always the same bad clichés
Like your amassing hate cause everyone had left you Kastoway-ed 

Guess creators can’t be saved when it comes to breaking banks
Unless they’re painting Satan as some sort of Patron Saint
And now you fake a face cause you dwell on your past
So I guess that it makes sense your muzzle was turned to a mask

We all know eagles can fly but your migration was sloppy
Cause ever since you flew the coop you were a failure by proxy
Used to flock to a warm embrace, but now nobody can be your beach
Since when you had your head in the clouds, your sis wrapped ‘round a tree

Ticci Toby:
It just took one line of code for your love story to turn tragic
Best put down the pen ‘less you wanna be buried with that hatchet
You don't have a fucking spine, I can read between your ruses
Kept to the books cause father left you hard cover-ed in bruises

Bit off more than you could chew, guess that we’re both tongue in cheek
How do you keep so much on your plate and have no food to eat
So how ‘bout I make like your anorexic ass and drop it
Cause now I guess you can be just another skeleton in the closet
 
Natsuki:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! That's the only thing that they all want
Every creator wished for nothing but to have you gone
The fans keep trying to bring you back, I don't think that slop’s worth
When everyone you love is lost every time: like Clockwork  

Look at you- Pathetic- Ew- It's all in your head
The only life flashing before your eyes? Your sister’s last breath
So you follow the one entity who only aims to maim the truth
Now the voices in your head are the only ones to play with you

Natsuki vs Ticci Toby (Doki Doki Literature Club vs Creepypasta) - Rap Battle! Ft. Reese Hsiao

10. cwwwwboy

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

bojack is the best cartoon of all time

Eric the Audible as Mr. Peanutbutter
Evava as Isabelle

Mancha as Mr. Resetti (CAMEO)


Mr. Peanutbutter (2 bar intro):
Woah, is that Isabelle? I wish I had’ve known!
What is this, an Animal Cross-over episode?

Mr. Peanutbutter:
They call me PB, the meaty MC from TV
Greetings! I’m pleased to meet the sweetie 3D queen, believe me!
But see here on the proceedings, they plead me to be a meanie
So I’ll weed this cheesy dweeb that’s the least of her beady species
This is Mr. Peanutbutter’s House! Your debt makes me whimper
You’re trapping children in contracts - Nook, Line and Sinker
My show displays the struggles in life - your game glorifies it
There’s nothing more than a gardening sim in your Horizons
(ohhh) So take your dream of mastering the track and bury it
‘Cuz you’re a secretary - not Secretariat
Your karaoke might have won over Twitter
But on the rung of a spitter, you’re just the runt of the litter
And with this flow i’m the Kapp’n, the bars I slung are way sicker
Than any twisted spleen or misdemeanor BoJack committed
Really, an island paradise? Your ideas have run out 
Am I your franchise? Because doggy doggy, what now?

Isabelle:
Goodness, Peanutbutter! That was quite the Town Tune
You know it’s customary for me to spit one back at you
I’m not one to drop my professional guise
But I’m takin’ after Raymond when dispensin’ a rhyme
(ayyy) This Tramp’s had too many Ladies at his spaghetti
(ayyy) With all that cheating, I oughta call up Resetti
(HEY!) This C-list actor don’t know the meaning of wealthy
Only green you’ve got is envy - Peanutbutter and Jelly

Mr. Peanutbutter:
(ugh) I really hate Shih Tzus - with all their passive behaviour
You best not make excuses for all your absences, failures 
You really ain’t who you would want your Town to call neighbor 
With your vacation juice and getting Smashed with the mayor
I’d say Izzy ain’t as innocent as she seems  
You’re the second kind of bell that I cannot stand in the least
*ding!* That’s all the time we’ve got - and while I wish you well 
Know that you’ll always be second to Carolyn - Silver Belles

Isabelle:
You get your flow from watering canned laughter
Tryna become a stand-up guy coddling panned actors
Your treatment of your friend Horseman is a hard sell
I wouldn’t be shocked if BoJack was behind your bars as well
And this is like your new design - no cap 
I find it ironic the Birthday Dad can’t rap
Can’t start a family either because no matter what you do
In the end, the only child in your household is you!
You’re a fad, dog - can’t get a laugh without lots of spunk
Bet this Sad Dog learned his Reactions from Dr. Shrunk
Your acting career living past Philbert is a damn crime
Your pilots get as much airtime as Dodo Airlines
Your paw print on Hollywoo’s honour ought to be on the Fritz
‘Cuz all in all, you’re honestly more toxic than chocolate is
I’m named after my hair - it’s the same for this mutt, too
They call you Peanutbutter cuz you’re nuts and I crushed you!

Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb
Audio Engineered by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Beat prod. by Kustom

NEXT BATTLE: Beginning to Feel like a Rockstar (4th of July Special)

Mr. Peanutbutter vs Isabelle - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Reupload. Last upload got taken down and my appeal didn't go through.

Azia as Peridot
Lil Secks as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..