FRB Diss Tracks

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r/EntitledParents | "EVOLUTION IS FAKE!"

Hell Of A Ride || Bo Burnham

Quite a while ago, someone was tryna talk shit about Dustin’s content. A few years later, I’m sending a message.

Intro:
Yo Serena
You said you would kill for some stupid ass diss track beef
Well I assure you there’s nothing “stupid” about this beef
And that I’m gonna be the one doing the “killing”

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth

Verse 1:
My G Serena, I see you’re tryna find some smoke
But we can scrap the E cuz you shoulda quit a while ago
I would say since you started that you’ve copied my entire flow
But based off Josiah Bartlet, you can’t even do that right, you dope

A slot in FRB staff is your top accomplishment
That should’ve been obvious off the fact the bars you drop are moderate 
Don’t need no profile edits, you pissed more than just Mancha off, son
I hear you’re Italian, of course all you brought’s a copypasta

Dawg, you got your ass cooked by Flooshy - you think you’d tear me up
Comparing yourself to the most mid Danganronpa character
Your Twitter’s filled with fictional chicks yet you ain’t get their games
Add a good role to your kin list, another thing you’ll never play

Zabroni, persona’s a phony
I’m known as a h*rseman, you’re known as a brony
Your frickin’ mixing makes me wanna shoot a chrome straight through my bootyhole
Flubbed Auditions so you went and switched to FML Studio

Talk shit and say bye to your job
When I pay Rabi three whole bucks to kick you out, you’ll be calling them the Firing Squad
And back a few mornings, came by your stream
Now tell me how you the worst V-tuber rapper since Mori Calliope

Ok that was a lie, I mean, I’m not that rude, sheesh
My screaming on your track was so hard that it had you peak
Does something smell in here? Damn, she reeks
It must bug you knowing that your highest height was Ants v. Bees

Chorus:
I’m taking your crown, best be taking a fucking bow
Don’t wanna hear more “overpraised” shit come from you now
This track might be a few years late but I won the crowd
So better keep my boss’s name out your fucking mouth 

Outro:
Sorry Serena I didn’t mean it you’re really cool
You’re my friend and you make cool music and I’m happy to be your friend
You are Italian tho so I guess nobody’s perfect, sorry

Mixed by Zagranis

“Overpraised” - Zagranis Diss Track (prod. by Anabolic Beatz)

Some people think they can act however they want and get away with it. Beat produced by 2Deep.

I got a "Lethal Premonition" that this prick just wants to start something
You're a bread grifting bitch, and I'm duck hunting
You're a fucking cunt, always tryna stir the pot
Get on my plane and I'll show you what I do to opps
Trapped in the arctic, snow back and forth
In an impromptu boxing match with Norm of the North
Swarming in hoards, lock all your doors, yeah you got me bored
Soon you'll see what I've got in store

Summoned by everyone that is angry you're in our place
Cocky but too much of a pussy to show off his face
Armed with an Injector that kills and poisons whole landscapes
But I could never match the toxicity of your fanbase
I rap so damn good it's creepy
Someone get this dude some Febreze
You and Leo should just retreat
You spent your childhood getting freebies

Gimme one duck and I'll feast for weeks
Tryhard in those FRBs, you're a freak to me
You leech and feed, steaming when there's beef to be
I'm keeping free, but this dude's been mean to me
If you wanna be a fucking boss, not to boast
Grab a pen and paper and start taking down some notes
Number 1, don't you ever fuck with the pros
Number 2, don't you ever mess with my show

I rap when I want, I kill in one shot
My lines are super effective because they're so hot
I guess there are some things you can't just mend
Don't you dare respond or else it's the fucking end

Capital Punishment (Psytube Diss)

LYRICS:
Well I guess I gotta give a motherfuckin response
To a theater kid who’s thinking he won this one
Cast a spell on this shithead: seance
Who’s thinkin his wack track left me dropped

Wanna beef with Z? That’s cool to me
You’re a horseman? Well, you’re a fool to me
Your comedy carries you, without it you’re lesser
I’m about to wreak havoc on FRB’s Jester

You picked me as a target cause I’m the only one that you know
That’s known for not handling shit well, you really hit a new low
Is that the most tasteless thing you’ve done? Well who knows?
Actually it’s second, we won’t even talk about Bruno

I’m sick of you popping up in the convo and thinking you’re owning the place
I’m sick of you talking to kids and rubbing your fame in their face
I’m sick of messages being interrupted by your dumbass schemes
“Hey you like this battle? That’s cool, hey check this dead meme!”

You got frayed laces, you’re so shameless,
you ain’t blameless, rep ain’t stainless,
it’s time to face this, don’t need to blame us
Your shitty jokes don’t entertain us

I know the path is rocky, but you really gotta fight
Mark the line in the sand, disappear into the night
I see you in the server, crying and whining “someone notice me!”
Aren’t you a horseman, this unbreakable titan? Supposedly?

Think outside the box for once and have some self awareness
Halloween was only shit because your dumbass screaming scared us
It prepares us for the time, when your life takes a decline
Trapped inside your mind “Comic Sans is still funny right guys?”

Spend so much time goofing on Jo you forgot how to be productive
Talk about being constructive when all you do is be destructive
I only mixed your diss track so when I go to spit back
I know to avoid all the chit chat just to say your shit’s wack

I killed this in under 2, pack your bags, get up, go home
I’m sorry for being rude but when it comes to this it’s no joke

Mixed and Mastered by me I don't need someone else to do it

Think Outside The Box (Snakebite126 Response) (Prod. Anywaywell)

Verse (0:11)
Oh God, where do I start, I know i talk a lot and can piss you off, but you got too much issues to start with,
Or maybe I can ask this very pasty boy ‘bout the lies he tells us on a daily basis
No, yeah, that can wait a minute, tell me why you just like Ayden, lonely nerd, uncreative, that spends his time rippin’ me off
And he’s a goofy water starter that’s mostly hated and berated with L’s whenever he talks

Back to the lies, he says he awesome, he’s not just get a load of this guy bruhhh
Says he’s praised, only time we’re on our knees is when begging to rid that Padilla ass haircut
And if he did cut it, he’d get bullied to his coffin cuz he looks like fucking Vector
But he chooses to walk around lookin’ like an emo kid straight outta Twitter 

Most my shit’s experimental while that voice sounds like an experiment gone mental
How you’re the lesser man next to your girlfriend, that shit deserves a metal
He gets pissy when we all label him as lame and gay and he clearly is
I mean kid explain what half the shit you and Grasman talk about is

Aye, claim i’m your best friend yet every day i’m always gettin’ replaced
With the same nerds you complain about in those essays you send almost every day
You tend to bitch about MY art being used, like you’re jealous of MY success as Mimikyu
And if it wasn’t for MY name carrying YOU, you would’ve been better off as the next acexperts, dude

Beat produced by kirk
Written and recorded in like 2 hours LMAO
This was made for jokes and funny reasons so if it’s off beat who cares

The Nugget Lameness (prod. kirk)

Henry Vs Henry was a battle that really showed your abilities.
I didn’t help anything but still got a credit thanking me.
Not getting in the top 10 was sad and unlucky.
But I still laugh that you lost to huggy fuckin’ wuggy.

Crazy you have a crew yet 3 people really work on your battles
Really high quality! Yet trav shark has more subs on his channel.
Not a diss to Trav what he does is pretty impressive!
Can’t say the same for racist bars made by Grasman. Pretty offensive. 

You’re more of a box head than the art that you make.
Stop making fnaf and serial killer battles for god sake!
Ok I’m done here. I would love to hear a rebuttal from you now
Well. If you don’t have BDGR's meat in your mouth. 

Mixed by my favorite homosexual BDGR! 

This was recorded at school.

mowing the grass (Prod. LEXNOUR)

I hope you can learn from this, Walk.


Script:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10ZZh0dwqjIcJ7vGXnx0kVgJmtMeNcD5hlQD5te-mZDQ/edit?usp=sharing



TRACKLIST:
Prelude - 0:00
Act 1 - Childhood - 1:07
--- Now I Have My Doubts - 2:09
Act 2 - A Present for the Present - 3:03
--- Kevin - 4:25
Act 3 - The Last Stand - 5:39
--- The End of Walk - 6:25
Epilogue - 10:19



Songwriters: Snakebite126

Composers (in order of appearance): Johann Sebastian Bach, D Shark & Gaz, printscreamRecords, Snakebite126, Somniphobia, CHRISH

Main Cast:
Snakebite126 ..... The Devil
Snakebite126 ..... Walk
Snakebite126 ..... Kevin
Snakebite126 ..... Owner of Walk's Apartment
Snakebite126 ..... Antagonist

Snakebite126 ..... Extras

Trapped In The Devil's Purgatory - Walk Diss Track: The Musical

1 Hour Of Silence Occasionally Broken By Yippee Meme

My old CB vs my new CB gl2 design🗣️🗣️

Yes I got the last ps5

You're Mine - Tord AI Cover - shitpost

Benjamin! don’t you care how i feel?
Benjamin.. was our friendship even real?
Benjamin! so you even realize what you say
hurts me, Benjamin? it goes to my brain

and makes me insane. this brat needs to go back to school 
i just joined your crew and it’s not even cool 
you’re racist! and everybody knows it dude 
gamer just called me up and said “nugget dude! he is racist, true!”

and then i said “i know dude that’s why just said it”
benjamid is gonna get hit with karma and im not talking reddit
im talking my fist named karma. i’m gonna punch him in the face 
bro you like hamilton and he literally owned slaves!

you are a snake they way you talk behind my back i’ll knock this horseman off course man when i knock him off this track 
and don’t bring up kendrick’s name in vain again or else
he might just have to teach you a little lesson himself! 



surprise guest:
These bitches wanna make a mess
Putting my name in they mouths, now it’s time they take the test

Ayy-ayy, let's get it, bro
N and S, this nutsack the best
The last one is better
I turn these girls “on”, no fucking “Prest’”

I mean you, ah, look like a rejected pokemon
Ah, spending too much time at cinnabon

Okay, not naming names, but some people been out here causing problems
Man I’ll fucking swing, I’m like the Spiderman of rap, you Doc Ock

Ah, yeah, huh, yeah, get up with me
Fuck sneak dissin', Nugget of Advice, you leak fake shit? I be pissing
I crash out like, "Fuck Benny," diss Eddie too if he makes me
I’ve disliked every single vid you’ve made since 2018, they suck

Lost BOTM to this fraud it’s insane
They put my hard work and talent below a fucking lazy snake
Think I won't fuck up your face? Bro I’ll put you through torment
Motherfuck the horsemen, all they are’s just four men

Fuckin AHHHHHHH

What? I really say that
And your best work sounds straight ass - the straight man outlive Gray Man

Fuckin AHHHHHHH

'Fore all your snakes getting bitten
Once you get a fucking house, maybe get some better disses, yeah

AHHHHHHH

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