Cat Stevens and Joni Mitchell at the Movies

Father and Son (From "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2")

I am a poor wayfaring stranger

You're the best AROUND! Nothings gonna ever keep you down!
You're the best AROUND! Nothings gonna ever keep you down!
You're the best AROUND! Nothings gonna ever bring you
DOOOOOOOWNNNNNN- UHHHHH!

All rights go to the people who made this song, Im just simplifying it down to this.

You're The Best Around (just that part)

BEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER
Lyrics:

I remember when it all went wrong
Guzzling eggnog all night long
We went outside
The snow was thick
Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick

Erecting a friend but there’s something left
Had to indulge in some carrot theft
To make him whole
We raided the salad bowl
To give him a classic nose

I slipped and fell when I put it on
Stuck the veg where it didn’t belong
I went for his face, but i hit below the waist
And now he’s got a root vegetable dong

He’s got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
And it gives you quite a shock (Oh, it’s unexpected)
When you see it in the flesh, so orange and so fresh
Looks like its just been pulled from the ground

He’s got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
It’s the biggest on the block (oh what a massive one)
The neighbours were upset, my dad saw it as a threat
it stood so mighty and so proud

Some kind of magic happened then (Uh Oh)
He came alive and he was real my friend 
An excited expression
twinkled in his eyes
We looked on in surprise as it started to rise

Scarf around his neck, his arms are made of bark
Get down on your knees he’ll help you see in the dark
He has a filthy addiction
Veg on veg friction
Behind the bushes down in the park

He’s got many dirty habits and it’s terrified of rabbits
He’ll make you moan he’s organically grown 

He’s got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a Cock)
You know it’s hard as rock (Oh what a crunchy cock)
He’s got coal on his head, No meat but one veg
He’s packing so much more than just snow (Ho ho ho!)

He’s got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
But his life’s against the clock (Oh such a crying shame)
‘Cause as the sun rose, they’d gritted the road
All was left was his bright amber chode

You’ll remember this December, when you dream of his member
Now all that’s left is his salty sludge
Next time it snows, you all will know
He’s coming on you from above
He’s just snowing you all of his love

He has a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)
He’s a friend you just can’t knock (Oh we want him back!)
So when it gets chilly just whip out his willy
Scoop up snow and he’s ready to go

They all have carrots for a cock (Carrots for a cock)
A movement you can’t be stopped (It’s a revolution)
To make a new best friend, just follow this trend
Give him a vegetable bell end

CARROT FOR A COCK! YAY!


♪ Carrot For A Cock❅

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0:20 - Intro
1:44 - I Choose You To Die
3:43 - Luigi's Ballad
6:10 - It's Dangerous To Go Alone
8:51 - Mega Marital Problems
11:21 - Rap Battle: Ryu vs Ken
13:20 - Crasher-Vania
15:42 - The Book of Nook
17:40 - Sonic's Best Pal
19:48 - Regretroid
21:44 - Kirby's Adventure in Reamland
23:45 - The Simple Plot of Final Fantasy 7
26:34 - Outro

Starbomb is:

Ninja Sex Party ► http://www.youtube.com/ninjasexparty
Egoraptor ► http://www.youtube.com/egoraptor

Lyric animation by Octopimp ► https://www.youtube.com/user/MasterYorgi
Backgrounds by Bana ► http://banavalope.tumblr.com 

Thanks to Rachel Bloom and Emily Hughes for their vocals!

Arin Hanson - Rapping
Dan Avidan - Singing, Rapping
Brian Wecht - Music, Production
David Dominguez – co-producer, recording
Dan Castellani Jr – mixing
Hans DeKline – mastering

Starbomb - FULL ALBUM

Credit to Bad Lip Reading
This is a bad lip reading from 'Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back'
This song is Approved from BLR.
This song is made for fun and for a song. 
You can find the original copy here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRAOdRq-1lw&t=108s 
Make sure to check out Bad Lip Reading and to subscribe to them for more funny Star Wars Lip Reading (BAD LIP READING)

LYRICS: Oh yeah. Go ahead.
Pump it up.
I'd like to catch a firefly that's far away.
I see your whole crew staring as I put the speed down.
You're like a soup can.
I'm like Superman.
I saw Veronica the girl that put you off
last 'cause you played harmonica in art class.
I know you want her to,
but you don't move 'cause you don't have any shoes.
You touched a pompom?
I touched an A-bomb
Mm.
Oh yeah
Twenty nights in the ice is a long
time, when there's hostiles on the hill.
It's not about what they want.
You just gotta walk your walk.
Twenty nights in the ice is a long
time, when there's hostiles on the hill.
It's not about what you wear.
It's all about where you are.
Oh look, it's a bad guy.
Don't worry 'bout it Darius,
'cause I'm a mile high and I'm the scariest.
I ride so hard, I got you tripping.
You seeing how I'm flowing not dripping.
I thought you tripping dawg.
I pour sauce up on your very nice pants.
I like romance.
You can't dance.
Heart attack on deck.
Ain't got a chance.
Kinda bright out I think I'll put your lights out.
Twenty nights in the ice is a long
time, when there's hostiles on the hill.
It's not about what they want.
You just gotta walk your walk.
Twenty nights in the ice is a long
time, when there's hostiles on the hill.
It's not about what you wear.
It's all about where you are.
I wish I wasn't so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet.
I wish I wasn't so dang sweet.
You are like cinnamon.
I wish I wasn't so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet.
I wish I wasn't so dang sweet.
You are like cinnamon.
Hey guys, what you doing.
Avoiding death.
Come again?
I'm avoiding death.
And I'm really freaking, thinking somebody's gonna shoot me.
You'll be good bro.
I just wanna see a tree.
And you will.
Yaaaah.
No I won't.
Shame he won't be at the barbecue.
Then again I guess he is a barbecue.
Technically my lies are probably true.
Tell your mama not to burn my shoes.
Sassy bad guy, what do you want to say?
Before my friend blows your lights away. '
Cause pretty soon, you'll literally be trippin'.
Here comes a hot poker.
What we do is.
Wrap it, wrap it 'round, 'round.
Then we make it fall down.
You are like cinnamon.
What we do is.
I wish I wasn't so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet.
Wrap it, wrap it 'round, 'round.
Then we make it fall down.
You are like cinnamon.
Twenty nights in the ice is a long
time, when there's hostiles on the hill.
It's not about what they want.
You just gotta walk your walk.
Twenty nights in the ice is a long
time, when there's hostiles on the hill.
It's not about what you wear.
It's all about where you are.
I wish I wasn't so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet.
It's not about what they want.
You just gotta walk your walk.
I wish I wasn't so dang sweet, so dang sweet, so dang sweet.
It's not about what you wear.
It's all about where you are.
You are like cinnamon.

HOSTILES ON THE HILL — A Bad Lip Reading Of The Empire Strikes Back

Most difficult (and least profitable) assignment of all time.  Did this for a car dealer.

STARWARS THEME

Not mine, I just want to listen to the song on loop, you can find the original video here: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLDVitHZMbk&t=5s

Toss A Coin To Your Witcher Cover By The Dooo

This Song Belongs To JoePolitics On Youtube.

JoePolitics on YT- Tory Christmas Everyone

credit goes to sampope and the lovely channels who did the guitar and backup duets
https://www.tiktok.com/@sampopemusic/video/6913636964054912258?lang=en
https://www.tiktok.com/@sampopemusic/video/6914046166330019074?lang=en
https://www.tiktok.com/@_luke.the.voice_/video/6914015123224939782?lang=en
https://www.tiktok.com/@the_soch/video/6914094245833886981?lang=en

Row Me Bully Boys (extended)

In honor of the TikTok sea shanty craze, I chose to honor @sampopemusic's harmony duets with a soundscape. Tracks not my own excluding me playing guitar.

Row Me Bully Boys Soundscape

do you know the definition of funny, because I, am the antonym

Row Me Bully Boys (extended)

MCT l NeoStarTheGr8

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