What’s up Snewsers lets get to the headlines.

Today is Wisconsin’s primary. That means it’s the last day our presidential candidates have to pretend to love cheese and Miller High Life Lite. Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders are the favorites going into the polls. Ted Cruz better hope he pulls out a victory, because SOMETHING TELLS ME he’ll need all the momentum he can get for the next primary in New York.

In business news, there’s a long list of foreign leaders are on the defense after a massive document leak. The Panama papers show a network of offshore investment accounts held at a Panamanian law firm. ESSENTIALLY IT LOOKS LIKE foreign presidents AND HEADS OF STATE wanted to hide their money from public record INCLUDING Syrian president Bashar Al Assad, the father of UK prime minister David Cameron and Russian president Vladimir Putin. Putin’s name doesn’t directly show up on the papers, but his childhood friend, who plays cello for a living, is apparently a billionaire…must PLAY a mean Beethoven’s fifth.

Caityln Jenner will be on the third season of Amazon’s Transparent. The show’s creator said Jenner will film her scenes next week calling it a “dream come true.” Does this mean the other Kardashians will turn to acting?

Tinder is acquiring Humin, the San Francisco contact management startup. Tinder says THEY will use Humins technology to help people connect in real life. Tinder co-founder and CEO Sean Rad says WE'LL be leveraging Humin’s experience and IP to accelerate OUR product roadmap…one hookup at a time. I may have added that last part.

Dust off your 02 Iverson’s because Allen Iverson is a first ballot Hall of Famer. The 76ers guard is an 11 time all star, NBA MVP and HE led the Sixers to the 2001 finals. He’s also one hell of a fighter.

Congrats Iverson.

Finally snewsers I’ll leave you with 3 ways to have a more productive day compliments of Fast Company.

Stand at meetings. YES IT MAY BE awkward and less comfortable, BUT THAT’S THE POINT people say what they need to say and move on with their day.
Let it slide. Diminishing returns is a real thing. Sometimes spending more time ON SOMETHING MAKES a worse product.
Make your networking quick and informal. A LOT OF TIMES  	forwarding an article saying “thought you’d enjoy this” does a hell of a lot more than making someone feel obligated to do lunch.


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I’m Sonya Davis, and here’s your news roundup.

First off in politics Bernie has a 2-point lead over Hillary. These numbers are stemming from the fact that he has picked up momentum after winning seven of the last eight Democratic contests. Clinton still has a huge advantage among super delegates. Although, Bernie feels he can change the game and get them to back him instead. We shall see. 

Lifestyle: Speaking of the Bern Man, the word on the street is that old is the new cool. Democrats want Hillary & Bernie to join forces, which would be a combined age of 142. man, that’s old. It seems these days that young people are relying on the elders to influence them. In the great words of Mark Twain, “Before seventy we are merely respected, at best, and we have to behave all the time…but after seventy we are respected, esteemed, admired, revered, and don’t have to behave unless we want to.” Word.

in entertainment news Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend, the couple otherwise known as “budgens” took a trip to Sedona and in an act of love decided to carve their names into a sacred red rock. Yea, so, this juvenile move didn’t go over too well as these particular rocks are protected by federal law, thus being a crime. Now she is facing charges of either $5000 or a 6-month stay behind bars. Moral of the story: even though carving your name into rocks and trees seems like a good idea at the time to some, just refrain. It’s not only mean to mother nature, but it’s annoying to look at. Being a celebrity doesn’t make it cool. 

in business news, In the Panama Papers scandal, watchdogs in Sweden, Netherlands, and austria are now looking into banks named in the papers to see what the deal is. So far the investigation has revealed financial arrangements of public figures including friends of Vladimir Putin, relatives of the Prime Minister of britain, Icelan, and pakistan, and the president of Ukraine. Even though no US banks have been named, Elizabeth Warren and Sherrod Brown have urged the Treasury Department to investigate was involved.

In sports, tim duncan just 3rd nba player with 1000 regular season wins, joining kareem and parish

lastly in tech news, the once  innocent juiceebox has turned sexual. Juicebox, the recently launched sex app, aims to make sex ed more accessible to young people and more interesting. It has two main features, the swipe left called “snoop” which allows teens to ask questions to sexual health professionals, and the second feature, “spill” which asks users to share their most intimate stories of relationships and sex. Other users can up vote these stories by pressing a condom icon next to each one that grows when touched. This could be awkward for some, but the app encourages real talk with it’s tagline, “avoid all the awkward”.  I wish this was around when I was a teen instead of the boring and horrifying imagery shown to us in sex ed class. I have some of those images permanently engrained in my brain. Ew.


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Donald Trump may still be leading for the Republican nomination, but Ted Cruz keeps locking down delegates. Over the weekend he swept Colorado narrowing Trump’s lead. It looks like the Never Trump campaign may finally be picking up steam and the GOP is coming one step closer to its ultimate goal. Lose with Cruz.

In business news, banking watchdogs in Europe are looking for any connection between lenders and the Panama papers. Right now they’re sifting through the massive document leak to see if any evidence presents itself. According to the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, Britain's biggest bank HSBC created more than 2,300 shell companies. HSBC has dismissed suggestions, but if you hold those shell companies up to your ear you can actually hear the money being laundered. 

Danny Willett got a new green blazer yesterday. The 28-year-old Englishman shot a bogey-free 67 to win the 80th Masters at 5-under for the week. He is the first Brit to win the tournament since Nick Faldo in 1996. Willett gained quite a bit on Sunday including a place in the history books, 1.8 million dollars, and of course  something to wear for St. Patricks Day. 

Over the weekend Bruce Springsteen and the E Street band said F North Carolina politics. The boss cancelled a show in Greensboro to protest the state’s Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act known as HB-2. That bill is best known for making transgender people use public restrooms according to the gender on their birth certificate. It also bars workers from suing under North Carolina’s anti discrimination law. Joel McHale did play a show in Durham, but he donated all the proceeds to an LGBT center. So it looks the free market may screw up North Carolina Republican plans...I think that’s called irony. 

Google Fiber is no longer offering free Internet service to Kansas City. But before you make a cheesy joke about how Kansas City needs fiber to digest all that barbecue...listen to this. This move coincides with Google expanding free Internet service for qualifying low-income customers. So instead of providing free Internet to anyone in Google's service area, the company will instead make targeted efforts to bring poor people online. Good on you Google. 
Finally snewsers we will end today with 3 reasons to try scuba diving brought to you by our unbiased source ScubaDiverLife.com 
Zero gravity - Because of neutral buoyancy, scuba diving is the closest you’ll come to floating unless you visit the moon...and who has time for that. 
A whole new world - You haven’t really traveled until you’ve traveled to Ariel’s old haunts. Scuba diving gives you the sensation of visiting a new country.
Marine meditation - Scuba diving is known as one of the most meditative activities for the brain. Suck it yoga. 


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