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A Drop So Incredible That Flo Rida Is Already Ripping It Off For His Next Shitty Single (REMIX)

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Macklemore Goes To Therapy

Slaughteryon is the story of two adventurers on a quest to hunt down the Eternal Banshee. They make their way to the beast's den, and engage in a fight to the death. Before the final blow is thrown, one adventurer, Takk-Y-Onn, betrays his companion, stabbing him in the back. Some say that the scream of his partner can still be heard to this day, "TAKK-Y-ONN!!!!"

Coming to a theater near you. 

"but why" - Fortune of Misfortune, ★★★★
"end me" - Geek prods, ★★★
"Feels like my brain is being raped... I like it." -Shadow9000low, ★★★★★
"i sleep to this" - Ðinkster, ★★★★★

Slaughteryon

Kanye Inhales A Balloon Full Of Helium

The Ballad of Gay Mbino

Seriously, Jason breathed A LOT in that song. Jeez, take a note from Chocolate Rain and step away from the mic to breathe bro. 

2Derulo and JChainz - Talk Pussy (acapella and radio)
Porter Robinson - Language (that's the joke you hear)

Big up @skrill-cosby for telling me about the Newtone trick, shit is dope. Follow that guy, he's great. 

Jason Derulo forgets how to breathe, and calls upon pussy obsessed 2chainz to help.

Laughing My Fucking Head Off

FULL VID: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGFfQyI5qGk

My ears are fuckin blEEDING but I've never laughed so much OR jizzd so much in mah pantsu in my entire fukcing lIEF!!!!!

I JUST HAD TO UPLOAD THIS OKAY!!!!

I EAT ASS

DISTURBED VIP SESSION ([{RARE + UNRELEASED}])

NSFW Undertale Audio - Sans needs a Big Cummo

i dont know why i did this

NSFW Undertail - Driving w/ Sans ASMR Experience (1000 Follower Thanko)

NSFW Undertale Audio - Hangin' w/ Sans at Coachella 2016

NSFW Undertale Audio - Sans Serenades You

25,000 listens?! Heck!!! I made you a sequel: https://soundcloud.com/jillkatze/all-the-cum-things

Update, Feb 23 2017: This is nearing 100k listens and someone even interviewed me for a magazine about it? https://melmagazine.com/the-woman-who-turns-90s-pop-songs-into-songs-about-cum-46768e2d8a80 No promises, but it's not my intent to leave those of you waiting for another sequel hanging forever.

March 20 2017: 100,000 listens?! Oh my god, thank you all so much!

Smash Mouth - Cum Star

NSFW Undertale Audio - Vaping w/ Sans

NSFW Undertale Audio - Sans Freestyle

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