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CREEPY STREET!

Dark Pit Bites The Dust

Lyrics:


There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon

I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon

Yeah there's not a bunch of spots for lunch

but but it's a killer gig, back flipping up the big macs


Serve em in the Pentagon

The other vendors came and went, they're gone 

It did not go well for Taco Bell

And there was all that stress

at the old panda express so


Stick with us and youre set

Our cooking's standard, straight from corporate

It'll be like any other location

'cept no small talk about your occupation


Not allowed at the McDonald's in the Pentagon 

Reheating nuggets, we put plenty on

And our faces flush through every rush

The beeps get so discordant but your work is so important


Working at the Pentagon

Are you happy to be working at the Pentagon?

All the door dash drivers get confused

cuz users blew through the clues, didn't peruse the reviews

cuz like

You just dropped a check on McDonald's not checking which one that you Spent it on? 

Bitch you hit the Pentagon! 


[2 measures]


At the McDonalds in the Pentagon

There's quite lot of rules... cuz it's the Pentagon

They'll often request random drug tests

So all my buddies stick to cigarettes and liquor 


I don't like either, 

they make me wanna throw up

But since I would like a breather 

I buy packs of smokes and show up

I hate asking for spares, 

and otherwise why am I there? For air?

Ripe for firing just for slacking and admiring


humid afternoons

In Arlington, Virgina Junes

Hot pavement's stainless countertops

wiped clean when the orders finally stop


Break's over !

Across the way we face a chocolate shop

The Pentagon has a McDonald's and a chocolate shop

It was an allocation 

from the Bush administration 

I don't care for those jerks, but I sure care for the girl that works there!


She's at the register. 

My heart's mcfluttering...

but it never registers

and all The feds are muttering

But the meat thermometer

I only use it on hers

She's the only soul I would protect here from e. coli! 


Get another serving in! look in my eyes!

I really mean it when I say I hope you supersize

I fantasize fries expire into cyanide

I say they're fresh but I lied, 

convincing them I'm on their side

 

If you've reached the epic peak of every patriot's ambition

Come to my place of employment for the inverse of nutrition 

Only we know our mcflurry tactic's liberational 

With special clearance to know if that machine is operational..


ITS NOT



McDonalds in the Pentagon

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Release Date 8 Mars 2024

DJ TOMA TOMA
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DJ TOMA TOMA - AUTOMOTIVO TOMA TOMA SOCA SOCA

VAI SENTADO GOSTOSA

SuperX274 - Crystal Cave

PHONKICHII

GET YA HEAD IN THE GAME

Whoa hey now that OMEGA's gone I have a bit more space on this account

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Songs Used:

The Seatbelts - Tank!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto

Wario Battle remix by George Diamond
https://soundcloud.com/george-diam/super-mario-land-2-wario
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Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. All audio recordings are property of the artist(s), management, and/or music publishing companies. No copyright infringement is intended. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purpose.

Wario Bebop

Samples:
Big Sean ft. E-40 - IDFWU
Keigo Ozaki - WarioWare Inc.
Tomoya Tomita, Minako Hamano - Ruins

I Don't Fuck With WarioWare

Let's hope it lasts. Forever. <3

Please listen on Spotify; It helps me immensely!: https://open.spotify.com/track/3NIMU0kcDa8NH21FgmlfHT?si=YGbChfHbSm6ohGXiDolr1Q

Papa Bless. Yes, it's inspired by Crush's Sometimes. It's literally in the song's title. (Download the mp3, you'll see it there) <3! 

Listen side to side with Crush's Sometimes!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN4EusA9zmE

I love Crush very much and do not intend any infringement at all - I just vibed out something similar to his song. I apologize if that raises any concern, but ultimately this song was created without the intent of monetary gain. I create my music so that other artists (game developers, videographers, directors, etc.) can use it for free. I just want to help the community! Please understand that my goal isn't to gain anything tangible out of my music, but instead that I make it because it's an expression of my emotions and identity. Thank you for your understanding!

Artificial.Music

Spotify

And So It Begins

The Universe Finally Helps You Out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoOjcBiZu0I
when you troll a comments section despito style

also thx to @twinkie-pie for helping with 2

EDIT: thanks for 10k plays, despitos

EDIT 2: 8BITDRUMMER PLAYED THIS WTF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOkOB4rB30

Plains of Des-passing-to

Sonic 2 Casino Night Zone - Rough Big Band

Everyday
Everyday ends another happy dream
Where I can envision how things would be
If anyone cared about me
I find it hard
Find it hard just to be the way I am
I'm not suited for this world
I'm all alone
In a dark pit inside of my head

I have my dreams
But the world's in the way
And I'll find happiness one day
But it won't be today
I have my dreams
But the world's in the way
And I'll find happiness one day
But it won't be today

There are times
There are times when I think I have a chance
To do something I can love
For myself
Even if no one else spares a glance
Can I reconcile
Reconcile after everything I've done
To all those who cared for me
Seemingly
For a moment before I had run?

I have my dreams
But the world's in the way
And I'll find happiness one day
But it won't be today
We all have our dreams
But the world's in our way
And we'll all find happiness one day
But it won't be today

Maybe there's a little chance I'll
find a way to carve a path for me
Maybe I can't see it now but
all I gotta do is find a way
Maybe I can be what I want
There could be an opportunity
Maybe there's a little spot for me

Everyday
Everyday ends another happy dream
Where I can envision how things will be
when I finally set myself free

Everyday

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Duncedog is an enigmatic SoundCloud artist and curator known for their eclectic taste and dedication to the platform’s underground music scenes. Operating as a SoundCloud tags archive project, Duncedog’s presence is felt through meticulously curated playlists that showcase a diverse range of genres, including phonk, drum & bass, hip-hop, and experimental electronic music. Their work reflects a deep passion for discovering and promoting lesser-known artists, with playlists like “2024,” “PHONK,” and “DRUM & BASS” serving as love letters to the SoundCloud community—crafted manually with care to highlight tracks from both emerging and established creators.
Beyond curation, Duncedog contributes original music, such as their track RÅÅJGNÅÅSÖBÅÅB (interlude) featured on the 2022 SCUMTAPES Halloween compilation The Many Faces of Filth III: Pantheon of Worldwide Ruin. This interlude showcases their experimental edge, blending raw, gritty sounds with an avant-garde sensibility. Duncedog’s approach emphasizes authenticity and community, fostering connections between artists, listeners, and the platform’s unique subcultures. Active across social platforms like Instagram, YouTube, and Twitter, Duncedog remains a vital force in amplifying the raw, unfiltered spirit of SoundCloud’s creative ecosystem.

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