lolwat II

"it's not really got for mashups" - Marlon

Donkey Koang

"Thomas the Tank Engine theme" & "I'm on a Boat" by the Lonely Island

I'm On A Train

I wasn't on Soundcloud yet when this joke was fresh so deal with it

Yoshi's Toilet

Martian Graix drops a new tune THAT DOES NOT HAVE A CUMPUTER TERM AS THE SONG TITLE. THIS IS THE HUGEST SONG OF CENUTRY IN AGES. HUGE UPS 2 MATIN.

Dj feedback:
Martian Graix: worst producer ever
Miguel Roberto: EY ESE. ILL MOW UR LAWN, 5 CENTS.
David Spaghetti: Creamed shorts
Waterbeatz: Its was ok 10/10
Skillrex: im not signed to this label, how the fuck did you get into my house? SECURITY
Dj Stinky: K.

Martian Graix - HUGEST ROOM (Original Mix)

ITS HARDSTYLE WEEK FOR SPINNIN CRACKERS. PUT ON UR CANDY AND CRACK THOSE GLOWSTICKS AND GET REDY TO RAVE. KICKIN IT OFF WE HAVE JOHN LEMON DROPPIN HIS LATEST SIGNLE IMGAINE [HARSTLYE EDIT] SUCH A FUKIN TUNE. HAILING FROM NORWAY U WONT WOANT TO MISS THIS.

DJ Feedback:
DJ Feedback: Sik, way better than the original
WATERBEATZ: Suprat
DJ stinky: Dud, out of this world
Martian Graix: I raved 2 hard 2 this 1
MC FAPPERSGOOGOO: OOOOOOOH BIG TUNE HERE
Garbage Dick: Holy fuck. oh god i just creamed my shorts

John Lemon - Imagine (HARDSTYLE WEEK)

Crammed as many memes as I could in there.

Downloads now enabled!

SOURCES (in order of appearance:)
Fabulous Secret Powers (HEYEAYEAYEA)
Kanye West - Black Skinhead
Airhorn sound effect
World's loudest orgasm clip 
Clip of guy crashing news report
Skrillex - Rock n Roll
PSY - Gangnam Style
"Are you going to finish that croissant?" From Jimmy Neutron
Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap
Thomas the Tank Engine theme
Martin Garrix - Animals
Tim and Eric - I Sit Down When I Pee
a-ha - Take on Me

HEYEAYEA: The Soundcloud Meta Edition

hd sound
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Part of the soon-to-be-famous Wind Wanker Series
https://soundcloud.com/anal-glands/sets/the-wind-wanker-seires

The Next Island

when you suddenly realize that two songs use the exact same chords and you just

Yolanda Run Away

I told myself I'd stop but I didn't listen

Crank On Me

LoZ Shuffle

I took @3LIXAR 's Guillotine acapella and yeah... turned it to this crap._.

Raining Guillotine

Repost This To All Your Family And Friends Because Why Not

Lyrics:

Yeah, mother fucker
Sup [racial slur]
Gangsta Rap [racial slur]

[Verse 1]
[racial slur]
[racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur], I'm 100% [racial slur]
[racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur], I'm 200% [racial slur]
[racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur], why do police hate [racial slur]s?
[racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur], they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
[racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur], why you call yourself a [racial slur]?
[racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur], cause I'm a mother fucking [racial slur]!
[racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur], why you drink so much beer?
[racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur] [racial slur], I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor

Cause I'm a [racial slur]!

Gangsta Rap - Nigga Nigga Nigga (CLEAN VERSION)

the last one didn't go over very well did it

first hangover joke fuck off

Crowdpleaser

brace yourselves.. hangover jokes are coming

Ylvis - What Does The Turtle Say?

baby's first takyon. Has this been done already?

Takyon Race

hit me baby

Mostly reposting Soundclown tracks, with the occasional serious banger thrown in

lolwat II

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