An extra special romantic evaluation of the true meaning of Thanksgiving. No matter who you is or where you be, ya'll like eating a little sumpin sumpin with the ones you love the most. Nahm sayin.
All performances by "Drrty" Dick Durban. Recorded 11/22/15 at ORBS. Copyright 2015 Glasconcockshuns.

Gobble Gobble
Turkey on the table
Pass the gravy and a ladle
I'm a' lay it down
and lick up
So succulent and savory
Send your senses into ecstacy
And all that flavor thanks to me
cookin' it up

All I want is one thing
Your corporeal, material being
Your ethereal, venereal meat
is all that's on my mind
And when I get hungry
I want your tikki-masala poonani
Cuz you see there ain't nothin' funny
'bout supper time

Slop's on
Bottom's up
If it ain't overflowing lemme fill your cup
I ain't about to let you lose your lunch
Yummy yummy
Up in your tummy
You're knawin' off my carrot like your name's 
Bugs Bunny
And I'm still looking 'round for a salad to munch

A virtual cornucopia
A veritable smorgasbord
An indubitable plethora
Of culinary and sensual delights

Funksgiving

Floppy Dick (Drrty Version)

Floppy D (Clean Version)

Is this a fairy tale, or is it just me?
But your cutie patootie booty - pure fantasy
Hey lil' red ridin' hood (don't you know)
bein' a bad girl never felt so good
You keep that sass and yo' attitude, 
and ditch that hood for your birthday suit

Hey pretty lady, can you hear me howlin' for ya?
Your hairy man-baby
And lately, I've been thinkin' maybe we could make it
Buck naked
if you can take it honey...
And I know you can take it honey
See me cumin' for ya

(Don't you know)
I'm the NITE WULF, I howl at the moon
Can't wait to sink my teeth into you, yeah
The NITE WULF, cumin' in fast
Can't wait to get a taste of your sweet, sweet, sweet little ass
(I'll getcha!)

Honey you could run, but never far enough
I'm hot on your tail cumin' for your love
And if I catch you alive in my arms tonight
I'll play with my prey until the morning light

Music and lyrics by Drrty Dick Durban
Vocals by Dyke Faggon, and Drrty Dick
Recorded, mixed and mastered at ORBS, Lawrence, KS 2016-2017

Nite Wulf (Single)

Nite Wulf

From the Love undulates violently > Consciousness rises above fear EP "Drrty Dick and the Softcore Syndicate presents 'A Romance in Reverse'" found at LuvCraf.bandcamp.com

Romance In Reverse

From the EP "Hauntological Phalluses: 1986" (2021) available at LuvCraf.bandcamp.com

Fallin' In Luv (with Myself)

Made for the Intro/Outro theme song contest for Internet Comment Etiquette

All sounds recorded at ORBS, Lawrence, KS 2020-21

Lyrics:
Ain't no planet X comin' cuz ain't no space cuz ain't not globe earth
Ted Cruz is a lizard man with an insatiable thirst for giving blow jobs to poodle dogs
And when the cloud people come down and tell you to Cease Your Investigations
There's only one dude you can turn to for proper Internet Comment Etiquette education
His name's Big Money

Big Money Salvia postin' pics of old shirtless men
Grab yourself a cup of bleach
Activate Nord VPN
Hop on a Holiday Fartcruise
Tweet him from the class
You might learn a thing or two sitting on your
ASS

Bouncin' on my boy's dick with my racist robot son (daddy!)
Obama turned my frogs gay, and now I'm all out of cum
If you're lookin' for a sweaty soyboy to mansplain how Bush did 9/11
Take a trip with Erik on a rocketship and fly away to internet comment heaven
BIG MONEY

Ass! (Big Money Theme Song)

From the preverted mind of Drrty Dick Dangle cums some funky boogie butt rock for ya momma's ham-hocks. Its stanky, it's dank and skanky, and frankly, you gon get it.

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