so i grabbed the rocket launcher☝️🤭

PESTRADIO is the debut album of Rapper, Producer, Songwriter, and Legend, Softpest. This album is the amalgamation of everything I've learnt in the past almost 3 years as softpest, my production, style, delivery and rapping being a massive improvement compared to my first few tracks as softpest. Though admittedly, this is far from a magnum opus, I still have many years of improvement to go through, but I feel as if this is my best work yet as of now and I am extremely proud to have worked on it and I feel great to share this album with everyone, that's my friends and fans! Love you all, hope y'all enjoy the album!! :DD

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PESTRADIO

LYRICS
oooh
none
tell me, that you, love me, girl we, d-done
tell me, all your, reasons why we, cant run
together, be my baby, girl i, love you, uhmm
please don't break my heart, i need this
NOT IN THE BUSINESS FOR UNREQUITED LOVE
GIRL I GOT FEELINGS I SOLELY CANNOT FUND
GIRL OF MY DREAMS, TELLIN ME IM NOT THE ONE
DONE WITH THE SHITS, LOVE IM ONLY ASKIN SOME
  
i know that you hate this 
i hate that you hate me, we hatin
chatbot wit your name, thats make shift
softpests.com, girl i made it
cause i miss your love, im cravin
i got it to tell me lies, im, huh
im missin all the times we had
we could've been something, we coulda been on a trip
to mongolia, look at the sunsets
we on the top of a roof, restin and the temp gets
colder, and the all of the stars rise
told her, interchangable with her eyes
lets get older, together girl
uh uh together girl
cause as the air with nightflys
i look into yo eyes
heart races like road runner v wile eye

girl i love you so much
like, uh uh
why dont you love me too
fuck
sound like a dick, i know that
girrlllll
you been a dick to me all yerr
uh
i should pick up signs, i know that
but that shit is harder than it looks
and im talking bout forgettin us
i think that'd leave me all shook, girlll

UNREQUITED LOVE

LYRICS
you been on my mind
and i cant really help it
you can see them signs
but you cant read, like martian 
and i want see them stars
and i want you in my cockpit
and when that shit get hard 
want you as the captain

three hunnid three hunnid
365 days in a year, where i want you by me
see hunnid see hunnids
see hunnids raining on me, feel like newton under plenty money trees
ofcourse ill use it on you. 
want to buy you pricy presents, give them to you for free
want you feelin like a damn stri
per, usual give you love. gat deem
ohhhhhh
girl i've been thinking
you so stupidly pretty
and i really dont want to 
make you feelin some pity
but especially these days
i've been so lonely 
without you
by my side
at all times
feelin so bad some days i
gotta hit a line
just so i could hallucinate u in my sights
you have no idea girl
you so prettyy, that i think that i fear ya girl
if you hate me
then i (poof) dissapear girl
my feelings to you so green
gonorrheoa girl
oh yaaaa
you so pretty! think i said that already
we can be the cute couple, with matching teddy's
been thinkin bout you, need you on my phone wallpaper
we together, my homies can call later
gorgeous, gorgeous, you so fuckin gorgeous
i've been. fallin. love for you enormous
and i got the choir, singing for you so loud in matching chorus
girl i love you, i truly hope the best for the future for us

COCKPIT

LYRICS
i said i met this pretty shorty at the bus stop
approach her and i ask her for the digits
and the bus stops, 
oh nay!
she ignores me and she leavin for the next hop
now she on my mind, keep a mental pic of her breasts uhhhhh okay?
a week passes
and i think i forgotten
im sittin, cryin tears into a sweater
thats cotton
i gotta go to the store
buy some more of that kleenex
next thing ya know
i see her on isle, 3 and
uhmmmm, you dont know me?
but i thought u were cute, would you want to be homies
fuck, i mean have tea or smth like that
im feelin nervous and i feel like im bout to be wacked
but she laughs, and tell me that im cute as well
here my number an my addy, meet me here at 12
now im dancin all joyous in my room like im 12
now im talkin and braggin bout her to all of friends like

she a freak hoe
she dont talk to me
she just deepthroat
and i love her much
she dont see though
is that good thing?
i dont know bro
i just know she get to jiggy
when the beat go
and she like to stroke the tip
with her big toe
WHAT
fuck what you bros say
she my only one
but i wish she could talk to me 
girl that could be fun!

talk to me! 
like talk to me baby! like
talk to me! 
like talk to me baby! like
talk to me! 
like talk to me baby! like
talk to me! 
like talk to me baby! like

Tryna talk and converse, in my abode we could kick it please
Shawty lookin timid kinda shy I'm not the enemy look
Tryna spit game while she steady searchin for books
Ion get paid but I'm takin you to the brook 

Racks, what I need, she turn her back, walkin away
I'm panicked, tryna get her to pack it up come back my way
Wait
Is what I sound like tryna talk to her but she keep goin
Shawty playin hard to get but she know I got motion 
fuck it, she finna come back when she see the stacks growin

Been in my bag
Always been winning n*gga never been in no rags
Pussy boy talkin shit go ahead and show a rack
Mostly known for my prods but fuck it imma rap too

I got a cashflu, big ass supersoaker finna aim it at you

TALK TO ME (feat. MBRK)

TALK TO ME (w/ MBRK)

PHONE CALL

LYRICS
you a cow
you a cattle
you a cow 
you a cattle
you a pig
with the saddle
i talk big, dont tattle tho
i talk rounds, so casual
lyrics so strange, leave you baffled
lil did you know, since 2020, been bedazzled up

your girl and i been fuckin the stretcher
she got split by my massive dong, she squirtin ketchup 
y'all fuckers all my bitches, should be playing fetch uh
all these shows are kinda bad unless they got my set tuh
i dont allow you peeps my music, you just got a let and
if you try to claim my shit is yours, im sending letters
the first one just a warning shot
if you try that shit again, expect me with a pistol round the block
barrel round like your brain after drinking tha drank
dont respect that shit, get somebody to thank
in a way you spittin in the face of your mother
you got a ugly ass soul, wished daddy used a rubber
i put these pussy ass bitches into a slumber
ima take these bitches down, like these bitches tumblr
y'all hoes are basically all my sons
i left y'all at 13, for many years, i cannot number

fuck a shorty in her two piece
nothin crazy, cause i think she is too sweet
the ceo of getting top, bitch sue me!
you cant say shit, all your bitches is 2d!
tryna say shit never ever get to me
look like you speakin to a wall, you's looney
all you pussies end up in juvie
talk shit when your older, you sound stupid
pussy said i got no bars
so i came with the swing,bitch you can call me tar
zan
pussy said i wont get far
so i became the king, you can call me Edward
4, reasons why you bitches jar
me,
1. you's a pussy 
2. you's a cunt
3. in the morning, on my cock, you bitches jump?
4. tryna pin me down, you some fucking runts

BEDAZZLED

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LYRICS

never believin in me
yall never dreamin wit me
yall always thinkin, softpest
i think yo shit is mid please
yo shit like cream, too soft
this shit not hard, its empty
keep it goin, yall eventually see the demon in me
dont keep the goat down
i hit this glock to your knees
dont tire your throat out
hop off this dick, your on me
im in your head, i know i must doing something right
take the roof off, watch me reach incredible heights

seen me in the streets, people move out my path
must be on estrogen, way im growing up my racks
must be in labor way my drip drip, so fast
i must be homeless, way im always in my bag
stack up my franklins, no felicias like a fag
when i go shoppin, i never check the tags
i mean i do, but i dont care what it says, i got no max
spend limit, know yall been reachin for that rag

i aint never done what shawty want
i been on my own for recent years and couple months
i been making racks, and riches, the money funds
didn't come from rags, but it sure was underfunded
i been going through a lot since like 2019
i aint never felt fitted, always felt something
was wrong.
when i met her, she loved the fun
now she love to see me on my own
she love to see me fumble

SHE TOLD YOU'LL NEVER BLOW UP
SO I GRABBED THE ROCKET LAUNCHER
LIL BITCH
LETS GO 
LETS GO
LETS GO
LETS GO

dont know if you know this
but notice i got explosives
if i focus ill have you red and singing
like redding otis, how do we approach this?
blew up! went to have 
from a have not
i spend money on myself
you spend all yours on crack rock
no distractions now
ill amass jackpots
go to venice beach to watch
skaters hit hatch pipes
sad life, doesnt make the cut...
jack knife
matter fact i hope that all your veins get black rock
haha ha haha ha ha
im off it! and
do things how i see or call it
your flawed facade needs an audit
im on it
my mic is like a party
how i rock it
ironic how you
put me in a hole and then i dug out
stop with all that whining now the suns out
softpest brought an american on, the guns out!
its his song,
i can still say take the drums out
what did she tell you?!

ROCKET LAUNCHER (feat. KevinKempt)

ROCKET LAUNCHER (w/ KevinKempt)

[intro]
bitch we not finished
bitch we not finished
bitch we not finished
bitch we not finished 

[verse1]
walk around.
walk around.
walk around here, then look at me.
im the space guy.
gotta girl? i prolly fucked she
gotta guy? i probably fucked he
goin round, in my rugged jeep
you a pussy hole! you a fuck g!
PESTRADIO! ON TOP!
bullet spray, make you criss cross
hustle cash, like im rick ross
glock got balls, like a big cock
time go by it go tick tock
wastin time on the tiktok
tryna chat shit, well im here now
or are you scared you gon kiss shots
bitch

[chorus]
bitch we not finished
im the red lego space guy
wit 2 hunnid minions
bitch we stay winnin
im the red lego space guy
we out here straight sinnin

[verse2]
how much you wantin?
a lot a lot!
why the pest goin hard
bitch i rock to rock
the pussies, they seein
a red lego space girl
they dont think its much
till i talk my talk
bitch i fuck up the station
with my homie, wilder
we wilder than pussies
who think they hot
chattin shit on the web
i dont give a fock
try fuck with the squad
bitch you get the sock
aye
tellin me this
pestradio got the greatest hits
y'all ever seen
y'all ever heard
y'all ever been
to a function where
they all wanted me
bitch that is all of them
and im still a teen
underground, but never gon be sippin lean
fuck that shit, 
bitch im cocaine

RED LEGO SPACE GUY

MUSIC VIDEO

@andrrrr for the drum sample :D
LYRICS
light that shit up like a bic
im ridding souls of their shit 
bad bitches 1 2 6
you sad ass hoes make me sick
you fuckers askin for too much
why you bitches actin slick
im in england wit my hoes
ask for more tea like im rick
call me michael hamadamin
calling normal girls some chicks
all these pussies like some flies
i fend them off wit a quick flick
if fucking hoes on a checkbox
look like nike, a big ol tick
yall my bitches yall my dogs
my cock a treat so come an lick

i get it, im in style
i get these old fucks riled
up, tell bitches im in town
tell bitches yall should dial
1800-PEST oh while
these bitches acting like they
never seen a hoe so wild
thats me, im oh so wild
these bitches weird
they like v3rse, a fucking pedophile 
the people listen words on this verse
and they hear it all
they like, i think softpest just sucks
i think they in denial
my dick is like a man who love fishing
it often down canals

i overwork pussy like factory workers workin for shein
yo girlfriend called, she tell me yo dick dont make her feel seen
i hit yo head on the curb, twin deagles
like im killer bean
why am i such a pest, idk probably something
in my genes
bad bitch
grab it
i eat on that pussy so ravage
i beat on that pussy so savage
dont mess with me, turn you to a cabbage
see me in the streets, do my shit again
points for beatin down pussies
like this shit a game
i get cash for this shit
we is not the same
i get cash for killin this
we is not the same

1-800-PEST

hexbug w oathe (yan) #alkaline9 #alk9

produced by okayjml

out everywhere woo

lbgri qp tfednf | tepcu

i just watch
the leaves fall
and everyone crowding round my body after i freefall
I don't want to be the only person you gon grieve for
i can't really make you the blame because it seems all

life has been given a chance
I really wanted to go talk to you all in advance
because it seems that I fucked it up all over again
i just been jaded in my room, I want to fucking ascend
i know that this is the end

turn the tv off
i dont wanna see my mangled body on the screen no more
fuck the alcohol
I can give all this venting a try, but after that i wont fight
(no more)

ive been leaving my camera on me while i prepare
watch me drive into insanity and pure despair
I been wasting my energy watch me peel and tear
i couldn't ever drive through my roots, now I'm thinking life isn't fair

I've been seeing all these ghosts inside my room
I never knew where to go until i found you
im gonna break soon
watching you leave my body behind made me look like a damn fool

Again, I see why
I couldn't ever end it on bad terms
we straight like a bad perm
but you never answer
you phone i guess
that's signal
or you're ignoring all my missed calls

i just watch
the leaves fall
and everyone crowding round my body after i freefall
I don't want to be the only person you gon grieve for
i can't really make you the blame because it seems all

life has been given a chance
I really wanted to go talk to you all in advance
because it seems that I fucked it up all over again
i just been jaded in my room, I want to fucking ascend
i know that this is the end

hvk.

jaded

roxi + softpest - island prod fumi #alkaline9

only one of you 
divide two by two 
only one of you 
divide two by*2

god I can’t believe this thing 
I don’t ask you for much these days 
boy you haven’t been away 
so why do I still care for you deeply
still want you to want me 
like some type of Cinderella story 
(except this one doesn’t want me) 

your friends matter the most 
I guess they take good care of you 
bet you fucking too!! 
im sorry that was out of line…
but how you texting me without a spine?? 
I know you want me too 
you hide it better than I do 
so just ‘fess up 
boy I can’t wait forever

two by two - demo (prod. lucas scharff)

https://www.softpests.com/

@alkalinenumbernine

self prod warrior

ROCKET LAUNCHER (w/ KevinKempt)

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