the fact that I've been unironically listening to this for the past two weeks really says something about my mental state

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

Reuploaded because it's too good to not be on soundcloud.

Originally by GrandmasterLaird.

Wu-Tang Clan - Chessboxin (TF2 Remix) [by GrandmasterLaird]

Tombstone suggested that I should put this silly thing of mine up on here... why the hell not, right? :p

Video version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U32xnxDbR-4

-{Lyrics}-
Let it gooooo, let it goooooo
Cannot hold it back anymoooreee
Let it gooooo, let it goooooo
Give in and buy the games

I don't care what I'm going to buy
Let the Steam sales on
I'm never going to play the games anyway...

Let It Go (TF2/Steam sale parody)

Mmph The Way You Mmph

TF2 - Fully Charged Made By DWL1993 I Do Not Own This Track. Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLOFLPqSTw MP3 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/d4uqjqglweymawq/TF2+-+Fully+Charged.mp3

TF2 - Fully Charged

Did not make, only uploaded because I couldn't find it on soundcloud

link to original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX3KYyc2kdo

Maggot Kombat

Original uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjEXXGUiTJc10FKq5uVRSug

I didn't make this song myself, but I have the original uploader's permission to reupload. Copyright goes to them! TF2 belongs to Valve!

We Fight Like Men - Heavy Weapons Guy

Mr. Snortobeat

Surprise Buttsecks (TF2 Spy parody)

I saw that Stefan uploaded an instrumental of the We Are Number One song, so I decided to make a Kazotsky Kick mashup for anyone finding or wishing to use it. This has probably been done, but this is my version.

Now on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWAgHF5ey6k. Thanks DasMxD!

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