Girls like guys who can play guitar
Put a band together maybe they'll know who we are
I learned four chords so I'm basically a pro
Go play some popular songs from the radio

How to be a prick in three easy steps
If you're cocky enough I know you won't get get upset
If you're not very interesting don't give up
Just start a band for the attention

Tell everyone that you have a band
Then brag about how cool you are and
Forget about originality
Play the cliches get your popularity
Bring your guitar everywhere you go
Play the same old songs everyone will know
Not in it for the music in it for the fame
Please look at me please shout my name

How to be a prick in three easy steps
If you're cocky enough I know you won't get get upset
If you're not very interesting don't give up
Just start a band for the attention

I'll be a prick in three easy steps
I'm cocky enough I won't get upset
I'm not very interesting I won't give up
I'll start a band for the attention

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