An instrumental I made under the 'Shay.' alias a couple months ago (using bits of @elphi22's voice for the acapella arpegio that plays through out the background). I tried a few different vocals over it from other artists during some recent URL shows, but couldn't help but give it a shot when @dianastarshine & her pal @twonski dished out the stems for their recent pop number, 'Strawberry Skies'. I'm really pleased with how this version turned out and so I think this will be my official remix for the track, I hope you enjoy!~

[edit on 5/30/21 - fixed phasing on vocals towards end of track]

Strawberry Skies (Shay. Remix)

diana starshine, TWONSKI - Strawberry Skies (Shay. Remix)

Remix of a song -- no, not a song, an _ambition_ -- by @nicetone: https://soundcloud.com/nicetone/what-if-the-whole-world-turned-their-swag-on

For more remixes, see: https://nicetone.bandcamp.com/album/what-if-the-whole-world-turned-their-swag-on

What If The Whole World Turned Their Swag On

What If The Whole World Turned Their Swag On (Lasertooth remix)

On Gang I ain't with all this acting y'all couldn't even slide down Cleveland Ave in 11th and come to the fair matter of fact let me grab a bottle of that 1965 Hennessy from the liquor store on 11th

Zone .wav

Real one, I'm a real one
Count a hundred thousand, that's a real one
She ain't with me for the money, she a real one
Real one, yeah, real one
Tell 'em I don't do the fake
Everything about me straight
Real one, I'm a real one
That's real, yeah, that's real

REAL ONE

sci-fi rave-acceleration about a sexual disability and an illegal surgery in Silicon Valley

~ now part of the album "DIZZY PUNCH" https://smarturl.it/Braz_OS-DIZZYPUNCH

LYRICS:

I cut it off and replaced it with shrapnel
It was soft, now im solid when I straddle
Look and cough, turn around I got the paddle
lubricant gun oil with that I’m dabblin

it’s a metal big genital think medical, doc credible,
not ethical, not flexible, not preferable, not sensual
big vegetable, not edible, no testicle not acceptable

it’s better than nothing
i’ve had long nights without a rubbing
anyone would be this fussing
with no sucking or touching on your thing

but I got the Magic Mike
can hop to it when libido strikes
screwed this on and got real psyched
but i mean now when I fuck it be sounding like

back in an alley
in silicon valley
feelin mad valiant
surgeon’s talented
moonlight sparkling on his Allen
Wrench and the saw and the oil gallon

Coitus thwarted
but no more
Twist and torque
Don’t cut it short
I’ll be a good sport
When I go out to court
Cuz it’s purport
is to find consort

it’s a metal big genital think medical, doc credible,
not ethical, not flexible, not preferable, not sensual
big vegetable, not edible, no testicle not acceptable

DIZZY PUNCH

♂︎ stream/download ♂︎

♂︎ METAL GENITAL ♂︎

https://twitter.com/malicioustaurus/status/1057024810549563392?s=19

Diy Vid

geocities gif type raps. virtual confidence
thank u @ShadyMonk for this airy beat!

buy: https://captbeardd.bandcamp.com/album/satellite-etc-deluxe-2
stream: https://smarturl.it/SATELLITE-etc-DELUXE
twitter: https://twitter.com/captbeardd
instagram: https://www.instagram.com/captbeardd/
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graphics by Jack Grimes (https://www.jackapedia.design/)

BUY MY ALBUM

beard eats the internet ft. shady monk

weighed d0wn 
prod by @tgwog co-prod me

buy: https://captbeardd.bandcamp.com/album/satellite-etc-deluxe-2
stream: https://smarturl.it/SATELLITE-etc-DELUXE
twitter: https://twitter.com/captbeardd
instagram: https://www.instagram.com/captbeardd/
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graphics by Jack Grimes (https://www.jackapedia.design/)

missed flights ft. TGWOG

Taking on both the role of vocalist and producer, beardy realizes a unique vision of melodic, twinkling, yet raw and funky songs that happily bridge indie rap, video game music, and earworm pop.

On the first disc of their latest double album SATELLITE etc DELUXE, beardy speeds through a flipbook of heartfelt experiences, using rap as a lens to explore queer identity and internet culture. Earnest lyrics about long-distance relationships, feeling cute, and looming anxiety float over nod-inducing beats that evoke ghosts out of a dusty Nintendo GameCube. A fleet of aliens from The Day The Earth Stood Still begin to invade Earth, but beardy is safe at home, having already uploaded their consciousness to the dark web.

The second disc is home to an exciting addition of new bonus tracks, and a series of genre-bending remixes by five different innovative underground producers! Finally, the instrumentals to Disc 1 are also included so you can let those wiggly synths soak in even deeper.

Taking on both the role of vocalist and producer, beardy realizes a unique vision of melodic, twinkling, yet raw and funky songs that happily bridge indie rap, video game music, and earworm pop.

On the first disc of their latest double album SATELLITE etc DELUXE, beardy speeds through a flipbook of heartfelt experiences, using rap as a lens to explore queer identity and internet culture. Earnest lyrics about long-distance relationships, feeling cute, and looming anxiety float over nod-inducing beats that evoke ghosts out of a dusty Nintendo GameCube. A fleet of aliens from The Day The Earth Stood Still begin to invade Earth, but beardy is safe at home, having already uploaded their consciousness to the dark web.

The second disc is home to an exciting addition of new bonus tracks, and a series of genre-bending remixes by five different innovative underground producers! Finally, the instrumentals to Disc 1 are also included so you can let those wiggly synths soak in even deeper.

art credits:
album art by Cobysoft Joe
CD design, beardy logo by Jackapedia (https://www.jackapedia.design)
single art by Beau Elliott (2, 5), Mariode (11)
original album cover, "spaceperson" design by Riles Jones 

disc 1: (satellite) tracks 1-9
written, recorded, & performed by beardy (1-9), love-SADKiD (8)
produced by beardy (1-9), Shady Monk (3), TGWOG (6)

disc 2: [etc] tracks 10-18
written, recorded, & performed by beardy (10-18)
produced by beardy (10-13), sensu (11), baredex (11)
remixes (14-18) by Cashumilk, Riley the Musician, Mariode, Shady Monk, That Andy Guy

discs 1+2 mixed/mastered by beardy (1-26), lob31 (2)

~ stream/CDs ~

beardy - ur atmosphere (Mariode Remix)

The remastered original tracks from beardy's SATELLITE etc album. Can you hear the differences? :~0

art credits:
album art by Cobysoft Joe
original album cover, "spaceperson" design by Riles Jones 

disc 1: (satellite) tracks 1-9
written, recorded, & performed by beardy (1-9), love-SADKiD (8)
produced by beardy (1-9), Shady Monk (3), TGWOG (6)

beardy - energy (felt) [remastered]

variations on 2757166151
tiny birthday canon for lily paskettoid

[marabu] lullaby_for_lily.mar

producer songwriter audio engineer creature

beard eats the internet ft. shady monk

lizzy's personal army

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