By Request
http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2zt7mb/eli5_why_do_cats_love_to_push_things_off_tables/cpmyrsm?context=3

[–]Varean  26 minutes ago 
I beg of thee, be summoned to unleash your talents upon the Sabertooth and Hamster! /u/songaboutyourpost[1] 

Evolution Of A Cat

http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2zt7mb/eli5_why_do_cats_love_to_push_things_off_tables/cpmyrsm?context=3

Swatting

Seriously, all dogs are beautiful on the inside.


Ugly Giraffe-Necked Dog

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheStage/comments/379yed/if_someone_can_help_me_write_lyrics_for_this_any/

goin out
slippin down
flashing up
going round

and if my memory serves
never gonna mount to nothin
and all we ever deserve
is the fruit we bring for supper
at the time of the night
when you deserve my lovin
you'll me goin out
and slippin down

I'm a man
(I'm a man)
Watch me Bleed
(Watch me Bleed)
Hold my Hand
(Hold My Hand)
In My Time Of Need
(Watch Me Bleed)

goin out
slippin down
flashing up
going round

and if my memory serves
never gonna mount to nothin
and all we ever deserve
is the fruit we bring for supper
at the time of the night
when you deserve my lovin
you'll me goin out
and slippin down

Goin Out (Slippin Down) featuring PBJ and PartTimeTunafish

hahahaha

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/38vnl1/commas_are_important_but_so_is_spacing/

Commas are important, but so is spacing. 
submitted 48 minutes ago by Tubbathis

Penis Broken Please Use Finger

I can't believe I lost this! I had to DL it from myself! LAME!

Smoke Spot

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/3dwa84/i_collect_strange_things_part_5/

I Collect Strange Things (Part 5) 
submitted 19 minutes ago by danthoms

Interesting Collections

That Was Funny

Business In The Front Party In The Back

http://i.imgur.com/SzsQ0E9.jpg

me irl     7.30.15 
submitted 49 minutes ago by Nicker

https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/3f8g8k/me_irl/

Dog Eats Rainbow

https://www.voat.co/v/MeanwhileOnReddit/comments/379576/1597099

https://www.voat.co/v/MeanwhileOnReddit/comments/379576/1590940

Vladimara  and  MaleGoddess  and  LatinSonic 
"And this is why I love this place. I hate you and you hate me, but at least we can coexist in harmony."

I Hate You (You Hate Me)

https://voat.co/v/awwnime/comments/392991

One Last Song (story in comments) [Original] submitted 6 days ago by dabofoppo

Someone Elses Daughter

This song makes me feel bad.

anyway, I was posting my views among a reddit comment thread load
When along came a mod with his social justice warring goad
"If you're commin' here red-pilling, Mack, you should really take a hike."
because we love everyone here even the nigs and the kikes"
He said that I'll be banned without so much reason or why
Then I said, "Listen, I've been banned at every other sub in this here sty!"

[Chorus]
I'm banned everywhere, man
I'm banned everywhere, man
Posted the facts bare, man
I've made my reasons square, man
My logic is all fair, man
I'm banned everywhere

I'm banned at:
Halo, Chicago, Keto, YouShouldKnow
Video, Toronto, YOLO, GayPorno
Ubuntu, Doctorwho, AlienBlue, YouTube
WorldNews, SingleJews, ChangeMyView, RateMyPoo  
Baseball, Kickball, DodgeBall, Handball
BocceBall, Volleyball, and Football, I'm banned at all

[Chorus]

I'm banned at:
Funny, Energy, Poetry, Technology
History, BlackLadies, Mercedes, Futurology
Deusex, Dear_Ex, TextYourEx, and also Sex
TwoX, NoSex, HateMyEx, And NetSec
FlashTV to FanTheories, Freebies, even Trees
Boobies, Newbies, Movies, I'm like the bees

[Chorus]

I'm banned at:
FellowKids, Physics, Politics, SpaceDicks
HotChicks, NewFlicks, GuitarPics, ChopSticks
MapPorn, FoodPorn, QuotesPorn, AbandonedPorn
NoPorn, CityPorn, AdolfPorn, MegaPorn
Manga, Beta, IAmA, FIFA
Zelda, Nostalgia, see what I mean-a

[Chorus]

I'm banned at:
Writing, Investing, Cycling, Tinder
Growing, Coding, Gaming, Entrepeneur
GuildWars, PS4, PartyGirls, TitleGore
Humor, TotalWar, HardCore, MetalCore
SRS, NBA, ELI Like I'm Five
AMA, MMA, GTA, fuck this dive

FROM THIS POST:   https://www.voat.co/v/MeanwhileOnReddit/comments/451384

I'm Banned Everywhere Man

gotsta stack them walls, son!

https://www.reddit.com/r/falloutsettlements/comments/3vzjrx/tutorial_fallout_4_how_to_stack_walls_no_gaps_no/

[Tutorial] Fallout 4 - How To Stack Walls (No Gaps) (No Mods) (youtube.com) submitted 4 hours ago by DylanIsWhite

Stack Those Walls

A Very Personal Special Christmas Song Just For You

Samples for the instruments.
First takes on vocals. 2 vocal sessions.
Done under an hour.
COMPLETION!!

The Other Drinking Song

This Year (new Year Song)

HANDY!

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/40efvx/150_year_old_prosthetic_hand/

150 Year Old Prosthetic Hand.   submitted 40 minutes ago by Noerdy

Robot Hand

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/41xysv/i_got_this_i_totally_got_this/

http://i.imgur.com/O0L2zbk.gifv

"I got this! I totally got this!"   submitted 33 minutes ago by tywjust [+1]

Cat On A Ladder

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/41y236/reddit_whats_your_best_tongue_twister/

[–]Juceten [+3] [score hidden] 31 minutes ago 
Irish wrist watch.

Irish Wrist Watch

Intended as one thing. Ended up as another.

Character Clinic

Movie Stars & Little Heads

[–]NotGoing2Say [+5] 2 points an hour ago 
I double dog dare you to write a song as good as you can about a in the green grass there was a green frog covered in green slime.
Write it, record it then show me!

Green Slime On A Green Frog In Green Grass 2

Samples Of The Few

You're The Mother

1765

https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/46q87p/how_i_felt_after_breaking_my_knife_attempting_to/

[–]PM__ME_DAT_ASS__GIRL [+1] 2 points 19 minutes ago 
Don't you think an 8 foot knife might be a little unwieldy?



8 Foot Knife

I'm leaving this account for another. 

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