LYRICS

I was cruisin' down the highway in my Toyota Pri... Pickup truck, when suddenly, I saw it...
A fruit stand, like a gift from God himself, and I thought...
I haven't had a good pear in years, and so I stopped, at this fruit vendor...
To get a big, juicy pear... There it was, the best pear I'd ever seen...

And this is my story...

I'll save this pear for later, so sweet and sugary
just like my wife Darlene, who left in 63'
I dont wanna think about it, I don't care
Just wanna go home, and eat my pear, eat my pear

I can't hold myself, I need to bite down on this pear
I took a chomp and what I found was a great cause for despair

The pear had become infested with ants, and I knew what needed be done...
I had to step on the gas on my Pri... Pickup truck, i'm racing destiny...

I have to get home and kill my pear ants! -
Oh, what the hell that didn't come out right, I'll try that again, here we go...

Have to get these ants away from my pear, I flush it, shake it - they don't care (aaw)
Oh Lord will I ever, get these ants away, or are they here to stay?

If it's one thing I learned from the bible, it's that you should share...
You should share your wealth, with all them creatures walkin' this here earth-
Oh, nevermind, found some bug spray...

I sprayed those little creatures good, I don't think they understood
the importance that this pear had brought to me
see them scatter, one by one, and I thought this battle had been won
but as I took a closer look I realized, I was wrong!

Have to get these ants away from my pear, I flush it, shake it (spray it!) - they don't care (aaw)
Oh Lord will I ever, get these ants away, or are they here to stay?

Big Cleet and the Yeet'n Skeets - My Pear

LYRICS:
[VERSE]
she pisses
she farts
dismissing my game
while i give her my heart
it's always the same

wishing she would shart
before she departs
always smoking my darts
before we restart

she fills me with glee
but we disagree
now i'm all alone
and i miss her pee

i'll never ever find a girl
another girl
another girl with IBS like yours


[CHORUS]
Oooh yeah
you know i don't want this
i only want your piss
Please miss
Bring me a glass of your bliss

why won't you smell my farts you're making me sad

[VERSE]
Ass like a truck
I don't give a fuck
I'm not feeling starstruck
but i'm shit out luck

Watching you leave
Got me feeling deceived
Like I'll never get to see you
Pee on me

[CHORUS]
Oooh yeah
you know i don't want this
i only want your piss
Please miss
Bring me a glass of your bliss

pp dish - piss

KANNISSTER - P.I.Y.M.A

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