I totally stole this from a Flying High t--
Wait a minute.

...Christ, only I could manage to steal my own idea.
Oh well.

Also, why did SoundCloud think this was Prog. Rock?
Yeah, sounds just like Gizz, doesn't it?

12. Sunset

I remember, when I showed this to people I knew before the album released, they expressed concern due to the name.

I just don't know why!

8. Don't Stay Close To Me, I'm Crazy

I made a theme for my D&D character, because I'm a big fuckin' nerd!

Street Fighter 6 OST - Mr. Top Player (Traditional 2D Fighters, Martial Arts, Alcohol)
Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, Silk Sonic - Skate (R&B, Core Funk, the Thad Playlist™️)
Outkast - Hey Ya! (Core Funk, white people party music, the Thad Playlist™️)
Will Smith - Wild Wild West (the Thad Playlist™️)
Dub Pistols - Cyclone (the Thad Playlist™️)
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping (Partying, Alcohol, the Thad Playlist™️)
Wii Sports OST - Boxing Results (Martial Arts, Combat)
LMFAO feat. Lil Jon - Shots (Partying, Alcohol, the Thad Playlist™️)
deadmau5 - Ghosts n' Stuff (white people party music)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (Partying, the Thad Playlist™️)
Fatboy Slim - The Rockafeller Skank (the Thad Playlist™️)

Young Master of the Drunken Fist - VS. Thad Poule

lario extended

IT'S A FRUIT, IT'S A FRUIT, I GET IT (referring to me)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Gl1X678XA3z2qakAbw7MKaNvAfik9L2Y4mO1hRAI_kc/edit?usp=sharing

3. Phantom Salad

Hi! I made an EP for a Hazard V Submission!
What's Hazard V?

...I still don't really know, but I'm in it!

The prompt was to write a DreamWorks style pre-act 3 breakup between my opponent and I, and to tie into my previous submission, I need to raise money to get my friend home after a botched heist! ...Or something.
I haven't worked out the kinks yet, but it might be better not to.

Here's the "lore" to go with it, starring one such @daniel-montoya-811311862.
Good luck in the match, my friend.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Gl1X678XA3z2qakAbw7MKaNvAfik9L2Y4mO1hRAI_kc/edit?usp=sharing

Update: I won! But it's fine, we made up. :)

1. The Grub (Don't Stake)

HERE WE STAND
WORLDS APART, HEARTS BROKEN IN TWO
TWO
TWO...

5. You're Worlds Apart

Two sides remain on this barren, hazardous world.

A duo, forged with time and patience, enduring hardships one after another...
A singer, a duo within themselves, who's proven their talent time and time again...

And The Dragon.
You decide the victor.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o43BQgkMVyp_u6ay6i1-PZWrc76Cqbuld6xUjpBogLo/edit?usp=sharing

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team OST - Adventure's End (Mario Spinoffs, Puppetry, Monsters)
HOME - We're Finally Landing (Speedrunning, Vaporwave)
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime (Rock Band, Dancing, Talking Heads)
Celeste OST - First Steps (Speedrunning, Lena Raine, Celeste artists, Retro-Styled Indie Games, Cold Temperatures)
Joji - Yeah Right (88rising, R&B, Heartbreak, Bedroom Pop, Hazardous Substances, Toxicity)
Lil Nas X - INDUSTRY BABY (Third Person Shooters, Toxicity, Bait & Switch memes, Direct samples from any submission sent to Hazard 5)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Heartbreak, Bedroom Pop)
Sootyquill - dumb slow dancing cover for hazard 5 (88rising, R&B, Bedroom Pop, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to, Dancing, Heartbreak, Direct samples from any submission sent to Hazard 5)
Pizza Tower OST - On The Rocks (Speedrunning, Hazardous Substances, Retro-styled Indie Games)
Dragonforce - Through The Fire and Flames (Guitar Hero, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to, Fantasy settings, Monsters, Kaiju, The Apocalypse)
Pink Guy - STFU (88rising, Toxicity)
Celeste OST - Forsaken City (Sever the Skyline Mix) (Speedrunning, Celeste artists, Retro-Styled Indie Games, Cold Temperatures)
Rhythm, Rhyme, Results - Water Cycle (Water, Water's Contents: Water, cold temperatures)
Coldplay - Adventure of a Lifetime (Primates, Magic, Bait & Switch Memes)
Jack Black - Peaches (Mario Spinoffs, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to, Heartbreak, Monsters, Performance)
Evanescense - Bring Me To Life (Rock Band, Aquatic Creatures: Tribute to anomalocaris, Water's Contents: Tribute to anomalocaris)
Drowning Pool - Bodies (Rock Band, Water's Contents: Bodies (duh))
Radiohead - Creep (Rock Band, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to, Heartbreak)

ENTER THE STORM ~ ADVENTURE'S FINALLY ENDING

Two sides remain on this barren, hazardous world.

A duo, forged with time and patience, enduring hardships one after another...
A singer, a duo within themselves, who's proven their talent time and time again...

And The Dragon.
You decide the victor.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o43BQgkMVyp_u6ay6i1-PZWrc76Cqbuld6xUjpBogLo/edit?usp=sharing

Special thanks to @criscat for helping with this track!

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Rock Band, Dancing, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to, Direct Hazard 5 Samples: I Won't Hold Back, Performance)
The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men (Dancing, Water, Cold Temperatures, Performance, Future Funk Adjascent: Disco)
Earth, Wind, and Fire - Boogie Wonderland (Dancing, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to, Future Funk Adjascent: Disco)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Rock Band, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to)
Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, Silk Sonic - Skate (R&B, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to)
Jamiroquai - Canned Heat (Dancing, Future Funk Adjascent: Disco)
Toby Fox - BIG SHOT (Darkness, Direct Hazard 5 Samples: BIG PACK! 12 BIG BROWNIES, Lena Raine Collaborators, Retro Style Indie Games, Puppetry)
Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero (Dreamworks, Fantasy settings, Performance)
Miki Matsubara - Stay With Me (City Pop)
Eminem ft. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie (Monsters, Toxicity)
The Clash - Rock The Casbah (Rock Band, Summer)
Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Rock Band, Netflix Exclusives)
WarioWare Touched! OST - Body Rock (Mario Spinoffs, Dancing, Future Funk Adjascent: Disco)
Donna Summers - Hot Stuff (Dancing, Summer, Future Funk Adjascent: Disco)
Splatoon 3 OST - Seep and Destroy (BANG BANG BING) (Splatoon, Water, It's Contents: Hopefully not Inklings)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store (Direct Hazard 5 Samples: NEITHER DO WE, Absurdist media)
Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth (Rock Band, Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to, Summer, Water)
Celeste OST - Chapter Clear (Speedrunning, Celeste Artists, Retro-style Indie Games)
Journey - Separate Ways (Songs Sooty knows all the lyrics to, Heartbreak, Direct Hazard 5 Samples: SOOTY QUILL CHARITY EP BANG BANG)

END THE STORM ~ DANCE FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD !!

Entire album's up on Bandcamp, come check it out!
https://theguy.bandcamp.com/album/hour-of-mash-6-hellos-goodbyes

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Rating: 8.9
Ranking: 4th Overall

This might be the best thing I've ever made.
I am not joking. Seeing the stage chat light up as the sax solo came in was like... it was euphoric.
...I also think I keyed Black Parade a little too high in the first pass, but it's okay.
Thank you for listening. I've never felt more confident in my skill.

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Manuel - Tiger (Hallo?)
Roblox - Work At A Pizza Place VFX (Hai! / Baiii!)
Eminem - My Name Is (Hi!)
Super Mario 64 - Title Screen (Hello!)
Spongebob Squarepants - Chocolate with Nuts (HI MAILMAN! / ...Okay, see you tomorrow!)
Spongebob Squarepants - The Bully (Hey Mario.)
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show - Intro (Hey!)
Lionel Richie - Hello (♪ Hello...? ♪)
Crazy Taxi VFX (Yo yo yo, we gotta move! / I guess I'll check y'all out later!)
Markiplier - Intro / Outro (Hello, everybody! / Byebyeee! haaaAAAAAAGH)
DK64 VFX (Heyyyy.)
haakor - Here Comes Pacman (YO YO YO YO YO! WHAT IT IS, MOTHERFUCKERS?!)
FNAF 1 VFX (Hello? Hello- Hello??)
Adam Sandler's Bedtime Stories (YOOOOOO!)
Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney (OY, YOU!)
Scott Pilgrim VS. The World Soundtrack - 01 We Are Sex Bob-Omb (WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!)
Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Heeeyyyy, yeah! Well...)
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Hello, hello, hello, how low...?)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Ay yo it's Childish Gambino,)
Silk Sonic, Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak - Skate (Offsource, but I know TheGuy likes it :) )
Hail Mary Mallon - Grubstake ('Sup, Aes?)
Fatman Scoops - Be Faithful (HEY! HO!)
Boston - More Than A Feeling (I see my Marianne walkin' away...)
Maroon 5 - This Love (She said goodbye too many times before...)
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Offsource)
Jonathan Coulton - Re Your Brains (Heya, Tom, it's Bob! From the office down the hall.)
Spice Girls - Wannabe (Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want!)
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Yo, we gon' ghost town this Motown,)
Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop (Ay, oh, lets go!)
MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes (Yooo... MF DOOM)
Blur - Song 2 (PLEASED TO MEET YOOOUUU!!)
B-52's - Rock Lobster (Offsource)
Otis McDonald - What We Do Here Is Go Back (uh. say goodbye to your youtube channel? i guess)
My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade (AND THOOOUGH YOU'RE DEAD AND GONE BELIEVE ME, YOUR MEMORY WILL CAAARRRYYY OOOONNNN)
Porter Robinson - Goodbye To A World (I'll say goodbyyyyeeee soooooonnn...)
Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive (Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?)
Village People - YMCA (Offsource)
TF2 VFX (Goodbye... FOREVER!!)
CammoAmmo - change da world my final message. Goodb ye (Goodb ye)
Mario Kart 64 VFX (See you next time!)
Underdog Productions (Bye, have a great time!)

Oh My God (Hour of Mash 2023 Submission) (V1.1)

it's that time of year again...

Earth, Wind, & Fire - September (Zanski Remix)
Demi Adejuyigbe - 9/21/20
Daft Punk - Da Funk
Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin In Love
Atsuko Asahi, THE MARIO KART BAND - Dolphin Shoals
Kendrick Lamar - i
Pitbull - Give Me Everything
Daft Punk - Veredis Quo
Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem

SEPTEMBER 2024

track for a tournament that sadly went under a bit ago, for a character based on taia777's bramble blast upload, considered an "internet checkpoint"
probably one of the best characters i ever made for anything really LOL
goodnight sweet prince. i'll get you into something else someday

**CONTESTANT NO. 9 - SIMIAN SYMPHONY**
Subbed by: Sootyquill
Origin: Donkey Kong Country, Internet Checkpoints

Sourcelist:
- DK Series, RareWare and SNES Platformers
- "Internet Checkpoints", Memories and Nostalgia
- Ambient and Vaporwave
- Primates, Tropical Locations and Fruit

Donkey Kong Country 2 OST - Stickerbush Symphony (DK, RareWare, SNES Platformers, Internet Checkpoints, Primates, Tropical Locations)
fearofdark - Rolling Down The Street, In My Katamari (Internet Checkpoints)
sunsetcorp - nobody here (Internet Checkpoints, Vaporwave)
Sterling Jarvis - I'm Nobody's Hero (DK, RareWare, Primates, Tropical Locations)
Windows96 - Dream Port (Vaporwave)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Internet Checkpoints)
Coldplay - Adventure Of A Lifetime (Primates)
Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (Fruit)
009 Sound System - Dreamscape (Internet Checkpoints)
The Sylvers - Remember the Rain (Memories)

とげとげタルめいろ - WELCOME TRAVELLER.

i fell asleep at my desk and this was on my daw when i woke up

JURRASIC '99

another solo from a scrapped character. i'll get him in something one day i promise you this

- Cartoon Network, it's associated musicians, & 2000's Cartoons
- The Outfield, 80s Hits, & Pop Rock/New Wave/London Artists
- TikTok Trends, Artists/Media it's popularized, & Internet Animation
- Unrequited/Scandalous Love, Heartbreak, Urban Aesthetics & Big Dumb Idiots

i miss you my son, even if your tiktok source was stupid and unfitting

Dire Straits - Your Latest Trick (80s Hits, Pop Rock, Heartbreak)
Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms (80s Hits, New Wave, Scandalous Love)
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (CN Musicians: Regular Show Artist)
Rick Astley - Together Forever (80s Hits, New Wave)
Mattias Hakulinen - Traffic Jam (2000s Cartoons: Hey Arnold!, Urban Aesthetics)
Haddaway - What Is Love (Internet Animation, Unrequited Love, Heartbreak)
The Cars - Just What I Needed (CN Musicians: Regular Show Artist, 80s Hits, New Wave)
The Outfield - Your Love (All Sources)
Foreigner - Urgent (80s Hits, Pop Rock)
Ashley Eriksson - Island Song (Cartoon Network, CN Musicians: LAKE)
Weezer - Say It Ain't So (Pop Rock, TikTok Trends)

(Dyin') In Traffic For You

summertime slow jam for the people still in bed
this definitely has nothing to do with recent relationships and / or self shipping i promise
i wink despite wearing glasses that hide my eyes

Tyler, The Creator - EARFQUAKE
Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn
Bobby Caldwell - What You Won't Do For Love
Kings of Leon - Sex On Fire
Paramore - Still Into You
Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love
Coldplay - Viva la Vida

the sootman is back!
in pog form

previous account
@sootyquill

email
sootyquill@gmail.com

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