I tried to channel the energy of the new "faded music" as I call it, and direct my energies to describing how I create Chorizo so damn viciously in the kitchen. I am as serious as cancer when I day that I dancer around the kitchen and dont fuck around.  

Chorizzo

HIGH ENERGY song... (think Stevie B, Dino, Cover girls..)
Girl, I think your something special to me.
And girl, I like you a lot, cant you see?
And whenever I see you at the mall and your looking so good
I want to buy a piece of sbarro pizza and like to share it wich you.

And girl, I never want to depart,
cos girl, your smile takes me to the stars.
And you wink at me with your mascara fluttering like a butterfly
And you know girl you are the one that takes me up to the sky.

Girl dont you know that you somethin special
Into your arms I would like to nestle.
Please dont keep me ke-ke-ke-keep me guessing,
Because you are the love that keeps me from stressing

stress (improv)

Girl(pleading voice) you make me feel alive
Girl I want to have you by my side. 
I want you to be the mother of our children and raise them all good.
Because I know that if I fell out the sky you would be my parachute.

Baby, the hunger in me, you feed.
Because you are so, (so so so so so)so pretty.
I need you like the night-time sky needs the stars and the moon.
Cos girl you are like the flowers in the springtime bloom.

High Energy Rigamarole

Up on the Boner Mountain Hmmmmmm...

Up on the Boner Mountain
Is where I wanna be.
Where the blood flows like water
Up that fleshy tree.

Up that Boner Mountain
Is where I'll lay my hat.
And look at them pretty ladies.
What do ya think about that?

Boner Mountain, Boner Mountain Hmmmmmm...

Up that Boner Mountain
Always on my mind.
Watchin those ladies dance
Sip on a drink and feelin' fine.

Up that Boner Mountain
I never wanna leave.
I'll go up and down, and up and down and all around
And wipe it on my sleeve.

Boner Mountain, Boner Mountain Wheeeeee!

Havin' a damn good time on that mountain.
My five friends and I.
All work together tryin' to get through the day
Were all just tryin' to get bi-

Bi-sexual girls to satisfy our needs 
Up that Boner Mountain so tall.
Well go up the trail and double back and scramble 'till we
Find that white waterfall

Boner Mountain, Boner Mountain Wheeeee!

(Whistle solo)\

I think I'm gonna do a random ramble,
Rapple dapple apple ding dong...
Up that Boner Mountain 
Feelin' so tall and strong.

Boner Mountain, Boner Mountain whoooooo!

Boner Mountain

Think Moby on your radio coming back from a rave on a drive back home when there is an obnoxious jerkoff in the backseat...
Lyrics:


Driving Back From A Rave

This was my drunken pirate omage to Blondies. I patterned it after The Pogues Garbo (In and Out)  Probably best listened to on your cell phone or laptop because it best listened to there. Enjoy!

LYRICS:
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
It beats the living shit out of you :your shit. you're piss your snot.
I throw my hands up to the sky,
 and just say what the hey...
 I'm going to go get a drink
why?
cause it's Thuursday!

 CHORUS: Blondies open mic
 is the place for me.
Have no fear. Have a beer.
And have some fun with me!

I have a public service announcement just from me to you.
Don't drink your beers outside of the door.
Wha-sa-maddah-wich-yoo?!
 If we got busted that would surely suck for us all...
The singers, the poets, the pirates...
the crazys that are  within us all!!

CHORUS (introx2)
This place is cool and so are you, it's filled with rock 'n roll.
And people who like to have some fun and have an awesome soul.
 These people who reside here live in the county of Humboldt.
 Santa claus would not fill their sock with coal...
 Except for that one guy,
but I say what the hey...
Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye ...yay! hey!!

CHORUS X2 {repeat instrumental.. Fade out}

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