Around the world with weird sounds and fake guitar.

HAPPENSTANCE

A wailin' blues bragging about having the best rooster.

CHICKEN LITTLE

I uploaded some examples of me singing so AI could learn my voice, and then I changed me to a grrrl. So here is my song with AI manipulated vocals.

What are you doing there when you could be much more here?
Stuffed with magic
Dripping with physics
We've been brainwashed.
When guys swing their dick around it's not hot, it's dumb and annoying. I would never go to bed with me.

GIGGLEBUCKET

CAN'T FAP TO CRAP APP PAP

The Vedic Upanishads say, "Not this; not that."
Spacetool identifies with This for now.
And that's that.
Perennial wisdom you can dance to.

THIS HAS GOT TO BE OVER SOON

mystical mysteries moist and mundane 
thou kickst open my brain

real smart
good thoughts

Tribal drums under our feet
Whap and slap and fap 
to the beat

we're running for my spaceship

RUN FOR MY SPACESHIP

let's dump the trump
he grabbed my attention
and won't give it back
we've gotta get outta here
his thirst for being first 
is the worst thing 
for being free

Pack your gear
pop open a beer
cry a tear
we've got to get outta here
be a dear
and help me steer
and have no fear 
but we've got to get outta here

HEAVE HO
let's GO
HEAVE HO
let's BLOW 
this popsicle stand

It's not what you thought 
It's a little bit better than bad 
it's mad to believe in stuff you've heard somewhere

It's all around and in between
it's exactly what you want to be seen
I mean it's there if you have ears to see and eyes to listen close
it's almost here

Pack your gear
pop open a beer
cry a tear
we've got to get outta here
be a dear
and help me steer
and have no fear 
but we've got to get outta here

HEAVE HO
let's GO
HEAVE HO
let's BLOW 
this popsicle stand

ENVIRONMENTALLY CHALLENGED

SPACETOOL