This little teaser episode takes place before the events of the actual story! Only Judy and K could make it, so this is a short adventure between Thorney and Light Boy. These two are hired by a wealthy count to go steal some apples. What could possibly go wrong?

Prologue/Preview: The Great Apple Heist

Welcome to Spagoots: Realms! This is the beginning of our story as it follows out four heroes Thorney the chill elven fighter, Light Boy the mysterious halfling cleric, Altaevo the fluffy dragonborn wizard, and Vinca the ruthless dragonborn rogue. Today, the four take a mysterious mission, help out someone in need, see some strange magic and make interesting purchases.

Episode 1: The Adventure Begins!

The adventure of the Spagoots Squad continues as they explore the town of Osirus. Who knows what kinds of friends or enemies they might make? Today, the four meet a sickly cow, have an excellent spaghetti dinner, steal some things, and play football

Episode 2: The Town of Osirus

After making some final preparations, our heroes make their way into the labyrinth! Today, the four make a new friend or two, use swords creatively, get a cute doll, and use toilet lids to keep each other awake

Episode 3: Into the Labyrinth

Looks like our four heroes have gotten themselves in a bit of a winding pickle. Although this pickle is shaped like a labyrinth! Today, the four destroy a lot of bugs, feed a mighty beast, learn how to fly, and visit an employee lounge.

Episode 4: How 'Bout Them Traps?

The winding trek down the labyrinth continues. Between dangerous traps and beautiful sights, no one knows what to expect next. Well, a lot of people expect danger, and they're usually right, so I'll give them points there. Today, the four don't drown, ignore some people, meet a giant rock monster, and steal from children.

Episode 5: The Underground Village

The ever-looming goal of the Soul Door is so close they can taste it! And it tastes like evil! But first, they have to do some required reading. Today, the four become nobody, consider sacrificial murder, talk to an ever-looming foe, and take a shower

Episode 6: The Reading Room

This is it. The battle against a big door. Some people may find it ridiculous that we're just fighting a door, but it's a door with deadly lasers, so that'll show them. Today, the four punch a door, help out their friends, take a nap, and know how it is.

Episode 7: The Soul Door

They did it! After saving the town of Osirus, they decide to throw our heroes a party! But what do these fellas do during their downtime? Place your bets on if anyone steals anything. Today, the four get fired up, shrink some children, get lost in the woods, and watch Kevin mortally wound himself

Episode 8: Takin' a Breather

The town is saved! What's a better way to celebrate than to have a dance party? It's just like a bad animated flick, only this time we're doing it at the start of the episode. Today, the four meet up with old friends, drink some punch, have a hopping good time, and get sued by Initial D.

Episode 9: Dance Party!

Our heroes arrive at their destination of the city of Bayvale! Will it be a fun time with joyous frolicking? Or will it be on fire and exploding? Most likely the first one, but give it time. Today, the four meet some young'uns, downsize a bit, do questionable things in a museum, and hit up some churros.

Episode 10: The City of Bayvale

A brief departure from the series proper as we take some time for us to generat some backlog, but if you think we aren't going to be spending this time doing morally gray things, then you got another thing coming. Today, the four put out some fires, party hard, take on a grand heist, and play dress-up on multiple occasions.

Bonus Episode: Money Back Guarantee

The stakes are high, as our heroes find themselves in the middle of what appears to be a museum heist. I can't promise it will end GREATLY for everyone, but I CAN promise that there will be churros available. Today, the four escape from jail, encounter a notorious villain, critique horrendous interior design, and meet Jeff.

Episode 11: Museum Madness

The gang has split up yet again to defend the magical gear and to amass a navy to fight against the soon to be invading Red Krakens. So what, they split the party, what's the worst that could happen? Today, the four meet new enemies, have a blast, reminisce on times long past, and check out some aardwolves

Episode 12: Of Waltzes and Tangos

The Red Kraken are already attacking, and the ships haven’t even got there yet! Our heroes may be split up, but they’re still ready to kick some pirate booty! Today, the four meet a shark face to face, get super sneaky, cause major flooding hazards, and boom boom

Episode 13: Of Squids and Sharks

After having a good throwdown with a pair of scouts who came to Bayvale ahead of time, it's time for the squad to get back together, because the Red Kraken are almost here and they're ready to take that gear. Today, the four play dressup, make a couple new friends, find almost alien devices whose creation seem hardly imaginable, and personally plan out the assassination of the DM for a very very bad pun

Episode 14: Pirates of the Future

It's time for the solstice celebration where we follow four brand new heroes through a campaign orchestrated by Bee! What strange adventures await our four new heroes? Today, the four do some light reading, make an array of new friends, get a very interesting job, and put a gnome in a backpack

Holiday Special 2017: Initiative Uprising (Part 1)

Our four deceased heroes have a plan to save the solstice! With their backpack gnome on hand, they're ready to break into the organization and learn its deepest darkest secrets. Today, the four set multiple things on fire, have a metal conversation, take leaps of faith, and are incredibly kind to customer service reps

Holiday Special 2017: Initiative Uprising (Part 2)

Our four heroes find themselves on the head ship of the Red Kraken fleet, disguising themselves as new recruits, prisoners, and even as head members of the pirate organization. What sort of shenanigans can they get into as they search for the pirates' doomsday machine and ways to destroy it? Today, the four try to rekindle a lost love, have some fun with potions, and receive an Oscar.

Episode 15: Infiltration

Five dorks, one classic tabletop RPG, and many strange and entertaining characters combine in this comedy/adventure podcast centered around a group of friends and their ongoing Dungeons and Dragons campaign!

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