i almost forgot to upload this!! this song is about putting the "poser" in "severe imposter syndrome"

falling behind

guy who hates her brother and his boyfriend

based on a FAWM prompt: flowers :)

lyrics:
there's another bouquet
that was left on your grave last night
and what a stupid mistake
everybody understands this place is nothing but a glorified latrine
a gender neutral bathroom, if you know what i mean
i am doing you a favor
so your gifts will never die
may your flowers live forever
may your flowers live forever
i will water them with my own piss tonight

your grave (a gender neutral bathroom)

how could i have FORGOTTEN to upload FLEXIBLE GUY. dgs and asoryuu in my brain like a prion disease

lyrics:
take me across the ocean
i’ll be your partner in crime
hide me inside of your suitcase
and stuff me anywhere, anywhere
i’m a flexible guy
you can keep me in the closet
while you’re sleeping in your bed
so, what’ll it be, partner?
i wanna sleep with you instead

flexible guy (dgs)

prelude to clownresidue's magnum opus "flexible guy"

lyrics:
the grass is greener across the pond
no blood in the water, no murder charge
we’ll tear up the streets, yeah, we’ll have a ball
i want you beside me throughout it all

but you’re way too soft and they’ll tear you apart
i’ll hand you my sword and my soul and my heart
your heart’s on your sleeve, they’ll devour it whole
i’ll hand you my head and my heart and my soul

tear up the streets

i'm so sorry the foot tapping is off beat orz

lyrics:
striped shirt, lederhosen 
licking up a lollipop 
multicolored hat
with a little propellor on top
x on my hands
‘cause i’m under 21
hearing white noise, feedback
from the sound system
blowing out my eardrums
blowing out my eardrums

little german boy at the club

do you ever think about how kazuma asougi is a mirror image of his father? do you ever think about how kazuma asougi is a bloodthirsty hound? do you ever think about how kazuma asougi is a christ figure?

lyrics:
i'm the father and the son
the holy trinity
i am risen from the grave
and you are fallen at my feet
a vicious carnivore
a stupid slab of meat
i'll impale you on my sword
and tear your throat out with my teeth

holy trinity

i’m standing out in the rain, lost in the streets of london
a curtain hook round my waist, you pull me in, you pull me in
you take me into your bed, and when we finally finished
you jumped right out of the bed and started playing violin

i miss my only friend, i’m crying in confession
you said i’m fucked in the head, and you just kept on playing
what an astute observation! i’m going insane
i wish you left me to rot out on the streets in the rain

an astute observation!

moving away from my d*** is a weapon phase of songwriting into my p**** is a wound phase of songwriting

lyrics:
you need to hold me down
you need to hold me steady
i keep on jerking forward on your fingers in my body

i think you’re being rough
i think i kinda love it
it’s kinda hard to follow with the hollow in my stomach

needle and a thread
sewing me up
this wasn’t how i wanted you to rearrange my guts

laying on your bed
spilling my blood
this wasn’t how i wanted you to rearrange my guts

needle and a thread (wip)

you are a fragile little angel
and you never change
you bloom and die and bloom and die
within a single day

and when you open up for me
delicious fruit amidst the leaves
you hide your face behind your hands
and still i eat it like a champ

you’re the answer to my prayers
in the sweetest ways
and i will worship at your altar
every single day

so when you need a pollinator
i will pollinate
i’ll watch you writhe across the room
till i fall to my knees and pray

when you open up for me
delicious fruit amidst the leaves
you hide your face behind your hands
and still i eat it like a champ

fragile little angel

you’ve got a movie star face
an award winning smile
like you belong on those posters

come have a seat at the bar
why don’t we talk for a while
until my time here is over

i know you
are wanted
by everyone on the planet
but you’re a
sensation
waiting to be discovered

i’m writing
about it
i’m gonna use you for profit
the job i
just landed
up from my ivory tower

it’s not ethical
but it’s far from boring
you’re sensational
they’ll wanna know your story

WANTED POSTER

2023 VERSION HELL YEAH!!!! lovely art is by julie puncertainty <3

ineffable (2023)

fawm prompt chosen from robinleaf's list of titles: "sign on the door"

pulling up to the horses
the sign on the door says
this place is at capacity

but you can have a seat right next to me
and we can share like we always do!
this saddle’s made for two

i’ll lead us like cattle
our feet on the gravel
climb up into the saddle seat

you can come a little close to me
and we can leave in a sec or two

just ignore the concerns
of the hardworking staff:
“that’s not how you mount a horse
you can fall off of the horse
if you mount the horse like that”
just ignore them, baby 
i’ve done this before

just ignore them, baby
i swear on my life that i’ve done this before

sign on the door (that's not how you mount a horse)

oh u know

you used to be nothing more than a distant star
i used to think you were untouchable
i put you on a pedestal
But now i’ve found home in your arms

i see your face in every path that pursue
even now, as i’m closing the distance
spotting you in an instant
oh why does it have to be you

i’d follow you to the edge of the world
No matter how much i pretend to despise you
You can try to outrun all the things that you’ve done
But i’ll always be one step behind

I’m not self-assured, i Struggle with my identity
So I lock up my visions of you
And refuse to pursue them
they’re light years away from my memory

despite all the inner turmoil i’ve been through
I’m Stuck on the first stage of grief
Trying to find some relief
From my relentless attraction to you

one step behind you

this is dedicated to my drama teacher, gerald [redacted]

uwuwuwuwe

written for the Lion Pride Foundation charity zine. it's about sleeping beauty except she deals with internalized homophobia for some reason

I found your body in the basement
Saw the corner of your lips stained with someone else’s kiss
Won’t you tell me how he tasted?
Was it everything you’ve wanted and more?
Did you feel it from the edges of your conscience?
Was it hotter than the flames of the dragons I had slain?
I sincerely fucking doubt it
I’m nothing like the people you’ve experienced before

The lines are blurred inside this closet that you’ve locked yourself in
I run my hands along the scars its left behind on your skin
It was impossible to wake you from the state you were in
Yet somehow I was the one who managed to

Did the darkness feel familiar?
Like the places where we’d hide from prying eyes, where you’d shove my sword aside and plant a kiss upon my shoulder
I know exactly what it is that you want
Sleeping beauty, you’ve awoken from your slumber
Let your apprehension die, you’re free to rid your mind 
of all the condescending whispers
I won’t rest until you’re safe in my arms

Sleeping Beauty

oh u kno

lyrics:
i only drink room temperature water
it's the only kind of water i wanna consume
i only drink room temperature water
i only drink water that's the temperature of the room
i only drink water that's the temperature of the room

@ julie

cover of this Classic by edge petal burn except these are the only lyrics i remember

my asian grandma

me: tries to be deep
me: i met god in a bathroom stall

sad boy OURS...........

a silly little good omens jingle

i put this in 3/4 time because i thought i would use that little motif that plays whenever crowley and aziraphale have a Tender moment but i cannot think of any more lyrics so enjoy these whimsical 30 seconds

lyrics:
you and i to the ends of the earth
you and i to the edge of the universe
everything is startlingly clear
ohhh we're ineffable my dear

you and i protecting humanity
you and i for all of eternity
everything is tartlingly clear
ohhh we're ineffable my dear

ineffable

some miscellaneous crowley anthems
does anyone else have the problem that like, if you can't think of something within an hour or less, then it won't get done at all? like i just have constant streams of thought for a period of 20 minutes, and then it all shuts off and i have to work with what i have for the next half hour, and when that hour is up, my brain just stops producing thought for that thing. i haven't written a full song in Months

DO THE SACRILEGE SHUFFLE

ya so this is the bridge of a song vaguely based on climate change except with religious undertones.. the rich companies live in paradise while everyone else suffers the damage they're putting the earth through. the joke is that the end of the world is due to global warming rather than any prophecied armageddon. this is from the pov of the snake from the garden of eden.... thanks for listening and remember to yeet the rich

eat the rich

art by Technically_RANDOM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBOkpKCy9Et0r-t7LbFbI5A

does everything turn out alright in the end? (art by technically_random)

your last chance by lewis lymon except it's an early 2000s rock song at 2x speed

your last chance ft. julie mccoolie

i based the lyrics off of this translation https://ko-fi.com/post/Superfly-Lyrics-Koori-ni-Tojikomete-氷に閉じ込めて;-Tra-M4M715GH1 
when i read this translation i was like Woah . that is more romantic than i expected
i didn't include any of the little embellishments from the original bc my piano skills are abysmal lol

promare - kori ni tojikomete (english)

post-canon galolio fansong indulgence
lyrics:
i’m sick of spending all my time feeling empty
i’ll stay another couple nights, if you’ll have me
the warmth inside of you is threatening to swallow me whole
i’ve already took up residence, i’m gonna go wherever you go

the two of us have nowhere else that we’re supposed to be
so maybe you and i could share a little body heat
i owe my everything to you and your burning soul
i’ve already took up residence, i’m gonna go wherever you go

inferno side B

sorry about my voice !!!! anyway this is basically my your last chance cover with different lyrics

lyrics:
firebug
will you stay with me till we grow old?
will you kiss me as the sun comes up?
will you take my hand when I propose?

oh, firebug
every inch of you is freezing cold
so let me be the one to warm you up
i’ll be here for you wherever you go

i’ll treasure all the change
i will grin and bear my memories
they surface, unrestrained
but you’re always there to pacify me

your eyes aglow
with the embers of our flames, i’m yours 
to have and to hold
i hope to god you feel the same

i’ll tear down your facade
i will love you till your mask is broken
till you’re burning hot
i will love you till the ice is melted

firebug

here is my rendition of whenever ash tells eiji to leave the united states. also fuck tmj for making my jaw click constantly <3

Why did I ever climb this high? What was I searching for again?
You try to lift me from the snow, but honey I’m already dead
You said you’d never leave my side, why won’t you lay me down to rest?
Been broken one too many times, oh honey I’m already-

The walls are getting higher but I want you to be safe among the clouds
The rest of us are cornered but I’m happy you can make it off the ground

Bluebird, 
Isn’t there somewhere else you’d rather be instead of waiting for my corpse to rot?
I’ll let you take whatever’s left of me, a frozen leopard on a mountaintop

I’ve been imprisoned all my life, why should you meet the same end?
It doesn’t matter if I never get to see your face again
My body’s six feet in the dirt, you’re laying down right next to me
You know it’s safer in the sky, why won’t you leave already?

Bluebird

flexible guy is out now on spotify! i hope my jokes make you pinch the bridge of your nose and exhale a shuddering sigh

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