This is what happens when we're not being responsible adults.  
Watch the Video:  http://youtu.be/XY10db2AFcs


Alright I Want You (Official Joke)

Bubble butts?! Bass?! We're all about that trebble!  COMPACT BOOTY!!!
Watch the comedy music video:  http://www.youtube.com/spankievalentine

Compact Booty (Comedy - Extended Version)

Lyrics:

Woke up in the dark
Right back at the start
I’m going nowhere

Feels like yesterday
Is just so far away
I can’t get back there

Time is running out
It can’t save me now
Feel it spin around
And take me over

I can’t even see my face in the reflection
Someone’s there but it’s not me
I don’t know if I can cut out the infection
It follows, it swallows

Me

It’s the devil inside

Here it comes again
Will this ever end
I’m falling deeper

Time is running out
It can’t save me now
Feel it spin around
And take me over

I can’t even see my face in the reflection
Someone’s there but it’s not me
I don’t know if I can cut out the infection
It follows, it swallows

Me

It’s the devil inside

The Devil Inside

Comical Ode to 1980's Pop Music

Lyrics:

Listen up
Have you heard
There's a brand new king in town
And ya betta start spreading the word

Good God talk is cheap
And you're on thin ice
The clock is tick tick ticking
It's time for you to pay the price

I'm smooth like butter
and hot like summer
and sweeter than saccharine 
I'm fresh as a daisy
And cool as Swayze  
On the cover of a magazine

Out here in the jungle
You get what you deserve
You're playin' with fire
you're gonna get burned

Do you know where you are? You're not dreamin' .. you're in the animal kingdom baby.. owwww

I told ya
Betta watch your back
I'm cook cook cook cook cookin' with grease
Gonna hit you like a heart attack

I'm smooth like butter
And hot like summer
I serve it up like a plate of chicken
I won't be beat
Can't take the heat?
then get up out of the kitchen

Out here in the jungle
You get what you deserve
You're playin' with fire
you're gonna get burned

Out Here in the Jungle

This is the Instrumental version of "Punnier Than You"

I Challenge Ryan Higa to a Rap Battle

Dear Ryan… this wasn’t easy but it had to happen.  I challenge Ryan Higa aka Nigahiga to a rap battle of epic pun-tification!  I tried following Ryan Higa’s How to Be a Rapper and How to Mumble Rap videos to learn his style of being a rap god, and recording a rap battle track and music video.  Will Ryan accept my challenge??  Tweet him this video and let’s see what happens! 

Tweet/Tag Ryan Higa this video:  http://bit.ly/2l1Na5c
@TheRealRyanHiga  @SpankieV
#SWOOPBATTLE 
My Twitter:  @SpankieV

I'm Punnier Than You -  INSTRUMENTAL

I Challenge Ryan Higa to a Rap Battle

Dear Ryan… this wasn’t easy but it had to happen. I challenge Ryan Higa aka Nigahiga to a rap battle of epic pun-tification! I tried following Ryan Higa’s How to Be a Rapper and How to Mumble Rap videos to learn his style of being a rap god, and recording a rap battle track and music video. Will Ryan accept my challenge?? Tweet him this video and let’s see what happens!

Tweet/Tag Ryan Higa this video: bit.ly/2l1Na5c
@TheRealRyanHiga @SpankieV
#SWOOPBATTLE 
My Twitter: @SpankieV

I'm Punnier Than You

She's being called the "Female version of early Prince, meets Gaga & Rihanna, with an addictive twist." VH1 rated her on the "Hottest Artists" list, and her intensely devoted fans and over 255,000 YouTube subscribers to her music/fashion fan social YouTube channel with over 25,100,000 (25.1 million) views make it easy to see why. Spankie Valentine is the artistic mix of pop / social culture, fashion, performance, and bold personality mashed together in music, on stage, radio, video and print. She is the complete, all-around recording artist, with the undeniable "IT Factor."

Spankie Valentine is a self-trained artist who has built herself into a fully developed package. At 20 years old, she writes her music, sings, plays bass guitar, dances, and every costume worn on stage so far is something she designed and hand built herself. She also shot and edited the special effects live video backdrop that plays during her shows. Why has she done so much on her own? She wanted to demonstrate her potential to contend with a global audience, and make a record label's job a little easier!

Spankie was most recently nominated for Best Female Artist of the Year and Best Pop Song for Love Killer for the EOTM Awards, and performed live for the event.

On the upcoming records, Spankie Valentine emotes a sensual, gritty vocal approach and music combination that creates a truly distinctive, pop / dance sound that is huge, mainstream pop, and catchy.

Take her music and sound to the stage and her charismatic stage presence, groundbreaking live interactive video, visually stunning appearance, fashion, dance, and you've got the makings of a major recording artist and entertainer.

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