Who that a picture of? You asked, wet with anticipation. It’s my father. He’s a very well put together troll fairy. That monocle is made of 100% Pewter￼ and can see into the future. This is the music they listen to he said.

Here’s a beat. Rap. (Spbb320)

What is up with this beat? It’s better then the beat I actually made. I don’t know what the fuck happened. Algorithms and shit. It’ll figure itself out some time soon 👮🏻‍♂️🤵🏿‍♂️👨🏻‍🦱👱🏿‍♂️👨🏿‍🦰👨🏼these are heads of men. With different skin color, and different hair color. But they all got 1 thing in common, pubes. Everyone’s got that shit growing on their junk.

Tubin’ on  a web cam conference call. 🦵🏽💂🏻💂🏻

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Didd A Lee Diddlely doo. SPBB326

its messy

We’ve got Bush

The first 18 minutes of the exciting debut tape from Jobless’s finest and only (so far) MC/producer Sparkle Dougless. His decision to release the instrumental version first took some by surprise. But later it all made sense when it was realized that he hadn’t written the lyrics for the album. Being so damn thrilled with the mediocre and somewhat elementary mix of the songs he just wanted the world to get a taste of things to come. And here at Jobless we are equally thrilled and wet with anticipation to see what he plans to do next. Stay tuned for the complete project and for more fantabulous artist driven content here at JOBLESS Records. A subsidiary of Sony Music

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Some Like It Tepid (side A)

THeY Jünkïest

Dave Mathew’s Band is the least creative name for a band that I’ve ever heard. I was in the spring of my life when that chode was at his prime. Before the mediocrity of pop music inthe 90s caught up to him, and he became a spokes person for Jenny Craig’s. Dave Mathew (that’s dude’s name right?) penned a real panty soaker titled “Crash” It’s one of the gayest songs ever recorded and I did a shitty job sampling and playing it out on my phone. That koala app is the bees. If making shitty beats is yer thing. You can even make dope beats on it. I can’t but others make dope shit. Peace, Sparkle and Shine

“Crash into my anU.S.”

It’s like being in a CVS writing a suicide note to the world while writing a love letter to drugs and the drug lifestyle. This is a rough draft layout of the project known as “Chippin”,minus vocals and finishing touches. But I was so damn excited to share it with my 50 followers, I just had to put it on SoundCloud unfinished. Cuz I’m lazy. But be sure to peep for an actual physical release on tape and maybe cd. I don’t know what my feelings are about that. But people are buying cds these days. It’s really weird. No DAW was used in the making of this “music” and most of this shit was done on the fly so…I’m sorry? I don’t know what you want me to say. It’s a challenge to listen to but before you know it you’ll be seduced or hypnotized or brainwashed. And maybe you might like it.

Chippin’

No shit I cried when I made this beat. How gay can you be about instrumental music🤮. Please cry me someone who’s dying or lost a loved one to some war. Like the war on drugs or the war in the Middle East. Or Ukraine. But Ukrainians are white so who cares? So to cry over some shitty beat is sad in itself   That said the  samples are gnr and this group dirty sister from Chico. (I’m hoping by some coincidence that one of them sees this cuz I’d like to take either of them out for a nice dinner) but I digress. I don’t know why but when she was singing “going through hell” I got choked up. 😢. “Poor guy buck up” That’s what the 10 of you are thinking right? I love writing these. See you next time😘

PUSSY BOYZ rap about depression.

This annoying little diddy was made with the Figure app. Sounds like the Fletch soundtrack with some hip hoppy drums under it. 
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SpeedQueen(My cat’s a junky)

“JUST TASTE IT!”🙀🤑🤮🤏🤤🫠🫥👨🏻👨🏻‍🍳🥷🏼🧙🏼‍♂️🐓♊️🚬💊💉💣💾💰🛸🥁
🎱🥡🍸￼
Beats, sometimes beats with a hint of beats. Other times the beats will be added at the end, but always a beat will be the final product. If one is asking themselves; “WTF does this mean?” Beats will answer: Beats. What about the beats the beats the beats???  And we say there’s no time like 4/4 for the beats. No rapper just beats. When there is a 🗣️ then no beats. All beats and no beats make beats go beats.  
We hope this helps. Now we gotta “beat it!”! Zing!
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JOBLESS/JahBLESS

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