A is for Acid Rain that tickles on your face!
B is for the Bombs that bloom all over the place!
C is for Cannibals who ask you, "Join our feast?"
D is for Decay that smells like yummy, yeastie beast!

E is for Eruption painting skies all red and grey!
F is for the Fallout dust, makes everything okay! 
G is for the Germs that give you spots like polka-dots!
H is for the Hordes outside who rattle pans and pots!

I is for Infection, makes you warm and sleepy-bye!
J is for the Junk Piles reaching up so very high!
K is for the Kill Zones where we play a hiding game!
L is for the Looters shouting out your special name!

M is for the Mushroom Clouds like fluffy, giant sheep!
N is for the Nightmares while you try to go to sleep!
O is for the Outbreak, catch it quick, it's all the rage!
P is for the Plague that turns a brand new, pretty page!

Q is for Quarantine, a party just for us!
R is for Radiation, makes you glow without a fuss!
S is for the Sirens singing sleepy lullabies!
T is for the Toxins making rainbow-colored skies!

U is for Underground, our cozy bunker spot!
V is for the Virus that makes you super hot!
W is for the Wasteland where the pretty flowers grow! (Mutant ones!)
X marks the spot where cities were, you know!

Y is for the Yelling (means your friends are very near!)
Z is for the Zombies whispering secrets in your ear! "Braaaaaains..."

Now I know my ABCs!
The end of times is such a breeze!

"Learning is fun! Yay!"

End Time ABC

Intro
"I am always there"

Verse 1
Window pane shows
Sleepy light
Watch you dreaming
All the night!

Counting sheepies
In your head?
Snuggly wuggly
In your bed!

Chorus
Watching you always, bestest friend!
Our fun playtime will never end!
Keep you tucked safe in my heart,
Never let us be apart!
Know your sleepy sighs so deep,
While the world is fast asleep!
You're my special one, it's true!
Always thinking just of you!

Verse 2
When you walk to
Work or shops,
My feet follow,
Skippy-hops!

We like all the
Same pathways!
Through the sunny,
Happy days!

Chorus
Watching you always, bestest friend!
Our fun playtime will never end!
Keep you tucked safe in my heart,
Never let us be apart!
Know your sleepy sighs so deep,
While the world is fast asleep!
You're my special one, it's true!
Always thinking just of you!

Bridge
Found a wrapper
That you dropped...
My heart fluttered,
Nearly popped!

Keep your treasures
Next to me...
Happy secret...
Just for me... 

Chorus
Watching you always, bestest friend!
Our fun playtime will never end!
Keep you tucked safe in my heart,
Never let us be apart!
Know your sleepy sighs so deep,
While the world is fast asleep!
You're my special one, it's true!
Always thinking just of you!

Outro
"Always... Always watching... My friend... Mine..."
(mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine)

Pink Sparkle Fun Love

Friend?

Intro
"Oh, goody! A new sleepy friend is here! Let's make them pretty for their big nap!"

Verse 1
Ding-dong, surprise!
A sleepy guest!
Time to help them
Look their best!

First a bath time,
Splish and splash!
Wash the owies
In a dash!

Chorus
Making sleepy friends look nice!
Like sweet sugar, cool as ice!
Rosy cheeks and happy sighs
Close the sleepy-bye-bye eyes!
Lollipop Mortician's art!
Giving them a fresh new start! (In death) Yay!

Verse 2
Tummy rumbles?
Pat it flat!
Give pink drinkies, 
Just like that!

Magic pink juice
Through the hose!
Keeps them lovely,
Head to toes!

Chorus
Making sleepy friends look nice!
Like sweet sugar, cool as ice!
Rosy cheeks and happy sighs
Close the sleepy-bye-bye eyes!
Lollipop Mortician's art!
Giving them a fresh new start! Yay!

Verse 3
Pretty powder,
Soft and white!
Make the skin look
Glowy bright!

Fancy party
Dress-up clothes!
Lipstick smile below
The nose!

Chorus
Making sleepy friends look nice!
Like sweet sugar, cool as ice!
Rosy cheeks and happy sighs
Close the sleepy-bye-bye eyes!
Lollipop Mortician's art!
Giving them a fresh new start! Yay!

Bridge
Now they're ready,
Oh so grand!
Prettiest sleeper
In the land!

Tuck them in their
Cozy box,
With their favorite
Teddy socks!

Chorus
Making sleepy friends look nice! (So nice!)
Like sweet sugar, cool as ice! (So cool!)
Rosy cheeks and happy sighs (Sweet sighs!)
Close the sleepy-bye-bye eyes! (Night night!)
Lollipop Mortician's art! (My art!)
Giving them a fresh new start! Yay!

Outro
"So pretty... now you can sleep forever... looking lovely..."

Making Sleepy Friends Pretty

Verse 1
Sun shines just to
Make me glow!
Mirror tells me
What I know! (You're the prettiest!)

Prettiest person
Ever born!
On my sparkle
Unicorn!

Chorus
Me me me! It's all about ME!
Clap your hands now, let me see! (Clap your damn hands!)
Aren't I brilliant? Aren't I great?
Bestest person! Seal my fate! (As the best, duh!)
Your dumb feelings? What are those? (Like, ew?)
Just watch me strike a perfect pose! Yay ME!

Verse 2
Need my helpers (Minions! I mean friends!)
Right nearby!
Bring me sweet things
Way up high! (On a pedestal!)

Why you look so
Sad and glum?
Stop that crying,
Makes things numb! (My sparkle!)

Chorus
Me me me! It's all about ME!
Clap your hands now, let me see! (Clap clap clap! Louder!)
Aren't I brilliant? Aren't I great?
Bestest person! Seal my fate!
Your dumb feelings? What are those?
Just watch me strike a perfect pose! Yay ME!

Breakdown
"Did you... Did you look away?
Didn't say I'm great today?
Not the center? Is that true?"
"Gonna scream 'til my face turns blue!
It's not fair! It's not right! WAAAAAH!"
Okay. Tell me I'm pretty now. Go on. (hihihi)

Chorus
Me me me! It's all about ME! (It is!)
Clap your hands now, let me see! (I'm waiting!)
Aren't I brilliant? Aren't I great? (Say it!)
Bestest person! Seal my fate! (Bestest!)
Your dumb feelings? What are those? (Boring!)
Just watch me strike a perfect pose! Yay ME! Yay ME!

Outro
"I am.... Just... perfect."

ME ME ME

Verse 1
Got my sparkly
Chalk line bright!
Making patterns
In the night!

Light the twinkly
Candle flames!
Whisper fuzzy,
Secret names!

Chorus
Come on out, Friend! Don't be slow!
Got a yummy world to show!
Mr. Wiggles from the stars!
Driving super-cosmic cars!
We prepared a great big treat!
Something wiggly, fun to eat! (Yay!) Party Time!

Verse 2
Sing the silly
Backwards song! (Selggiw, uoy nommus I)
Hope our friend comes
Soon along!

Add the special
Red paint goo!
Makes the magic
Shine right through!

Chorus
Come on out, Friend! Don't be slow!
Got a yummy world to show!
Mr. Wiggles from the stars!
Driving super-cosmic cars!
We prepared a great big treat!
Something wiggly, fun to eat! (Yay!) Party Time!

Bridge
Air feels tingly! Fuzzy bright!
Rainbow colors fill the night!
World goes wobbly! Jiggle-shake!
I think Friend is wide awake! (It's arriving!) Yay!

Chorus
Come on out, Friend! Don't be slow! (Wiggles!)
Got a yummy world to show! (Yummy world!)
Mr. Wiggles from the stars! (He's here!)
Driving super-cosmic cars! (Beep beep!)
We prepared a great big treat! (Big treat!)
Something wiggly, fun to eat! Yay! Party Time! Party Time!


He's here! He's really here! Look at all the tentacles! Hello Mr. Wiggles!
Are you ready for your big yummy snack?

Mister Wiggles Welcome Party

Verse 1
Oopsie daisy!
Friend fell down!
Now they're sleeping
On the ground!

Can't leave dolly
Lying flat!
Where oh where to
Hide them at?

Chorus
Hide the secret! Dig dig dig!
Hope my hiding spot is big!
Funny Hat Men mustn't see!
This big oopsie done by me! (hihihihihi)
Cover up the red paint splash!
Make a super speedy dash!
Secret hiding game is fun!
Hope I'm the only winning one! Yay!

Verse 2
Garden playtime!
Moon shines bright!
Dig a sleepy hole
Just right!

Tuck the lumpy
Safe and deep!
Secrets sleepy friends
Must keep! (Shhhhh!)

Chorus
Hide the secret! Dig dig dig! (DIG! DIG! DIG!)
Hope my hiding spot is big!
Funny Hat Men mustn't see!
This big oopsie done by me! (Hihihihi!)
Cover up the red paint splash!
Make a super speedy dash!
Secret hiding game is fun!
Hope I'm the only winning one! Yay!

Breakdown
Hear a siren? (Wee-woo wee-woo!)
Getting near? (Oh no!)
Funny tummy,
Full of fear! (Just butterflies!)
Did I wipe up
Every spot?
Hope my secret
Don't get got! (Fingers crossed!)

Chorus
Hide the secret! Dig dig dig! (All done!)
Hope my hiding spot is big! (Super big!)
Funny Hat Men mustn't see! (Don't look!)
This big oopsie done by me! (Wasn't me! Okay, it was!)
Cover up the red paint splash! (All clean!)
Make a super speedy dash! (Zoom!)
Secret hiding game is fun!
Hope I'm the only winning one!

"All tucked in! Safe and sound now."
(hihihihi)
"They'll never find my sleepy friend! Our secret!"

Spooka-a-Boo

Intro
Wiggles! Wiggles!
Wiggles! Wiggles!
Wiggles! Wiggles!
 He's our favorite! Mr. Wiggles!

Verse 1
Peeking out from
Past the moon!
Coming for a
Visit soon!

Waving sparkly
Wiggly arms!
Safe from boring
Worldly harms!

Chorus
Oh, Mr. Wiggles, sweet and vast!
Make the pretty moments last!
We love the way you eat the sun! (Nom nom nom!)
Making messes is such fun!
SparkleCult loves Wiggly-Woo! (Our best friend!)
Everything you touch turns new! (And sticky and pink!)
We love you, yes we do! Mr. Wiggles, we love you!

Verse 2
Painted rainbows
Where things were!
Made the doggies
Grow sparkly fur!

Cities crumble,
Cute and slow! (Like sleepy blocks!)
Watch your pretty
Chaos grow! (Hihihihi)

Chorus
Oh, Mr. Wiggles, sweet and vast!
Make the pretty moments last!
We love the way you eat the sun! (Nom nom nom!)
Making messes is such fun!
SparkleCult loves Wiggly-Woo! (Our best friend!)
Everything you touch turns new! (And sticky and pink!)
We love you, yes we do! Mr. Wiggles, we love you!

Bridge
Pixie: We bring you laughter!
Group: And happy screams!
Pixie: You're the stuffing
Group: In our dreams!
Pixie: Take the planet!
Group: It's your treat!
Pixie: Make it wiggly,
Group: Cute and sweet!
All: SparkleCult is yours forever! Bestest friend, so smart and clever!

Chorus
Oh, Mr. Wiggles, sweet and vast! (Wiggles!)
Make the pretty moments last! (Forever!)
We love the way you eat the sun! (Nom nom nom!)
Making messes is such fun! (So fun!)
SparkleCult loves Wiggly-Woo! (We love you!)
Everything you touch turns new! (So sticky!)
Yay! We love you, yes we do! Mr. Wiggles, we love you! LOVE YOU!

Outro
Wiggles! Wiggles!
Wiggles! Wiggles!
Wiggles! Wiggles!
Wiggles! Wiggles!
Wiggles! Wiggles!
Wiggles! Wiggles!

I <3 Mr. Wiggles

Verse 1
My sweet Fluffy,
In his chair,
With his button
Eyes that stare.

Stitches perfect,
Fur so neat,
But my playtime's
Incomplete!

Chorus
Oh, Mr. Wiggles, shining bright!
Fill my Fluffy with your strange light!
Share your magic, sticky-sweet!
Make his little sewn-up heart go beat! (Please oh please!)
Wake him from his forever nap!
Put my best friend in my lap!
Mr. Wiggles, pretty please!
Put my lonely heart at ease!

Verse 2
Got the special
Wiggle-Goo!
Green and sparkly,
Just for you! (Fluffy)

Sing the whisper
Song you shared,
Hope my Fluffy
Knows I cared!

Chorus
Oh, Mr. Wiggles, shining bright!
Fill my Fluffy with your strange light!
Share your magic, sticky-sweet!
Make his little sewn-up heart go beat! (Please oh please!)
Wake him from his forever nap!
Put my best friend in my lap!
Mr. Wiggles, pretty please!
Put my lonely heart at ease!

Bridge
Look! A twitching! In his paw!
Bestest thing I ever saw!
Where his tail was, something grew!
Wiggly, pink, and sparkly new!
Got more eyes now! Maybe three?
Filled with rainbow galaxy!
Fluffy's waking! Oh what bliss!
Give my Wiggle-Fluff a kiss!

Guitar Solo

Verse 3
Wiggle-Fluffy
Zoomed around!
Made new sleepy
Friends he found!
Red paint popping, Everywhere!
Sharing Wiggle-Love and care!

Final Chorus
Oh, Mr. Wiggles, shining bright! (He did it!)
Filled my Fluffy with your light! (Yay!)
Shared your magic, sticky-sweet! (Thank you!)
Made his little heart go beat! (He's back!)
Woke him from his forever nap! (Playtime!)
Put my best friend in my lap! (My Wiggle-Fluff!)
Mr. Wiggles, thank you please!
You have put my heart at ease!

(Outro)
Come on, Wiggle-Fluffy! Look at all the sleepy friends you made! So many! You're the bestest, silliest boy! Yes you are!

Arise Fluffy

Verse 1 - (Pixie)
I'm sweet Pixie!
Hear my voice!
Singing happy,
Shiny joys!
La la la and
Tee hee hee!
Making everything
Wiggly! (For Him!)

Verse 2 - (Lolly)
I am Lolly!
Strings I choose!
Making pretty
Things for yous!
Stitchy stitchy,
Paint so red!
Making Wiggle-Friends
From the dead!

Chorus
We are SparkleCult! Hooray!
Here to make the whole world play! (Mr. Wiggles' way!)
With sugar sweet and heavy boom!
Singing songs for Wiggly's room!
Dance and burn and stomp and grin!
Let the Wiggle-fun begin!
SparkleCult! SparkleCult! Yaaaaay!

Verse 3 - (Dollface/Pixie Sings)
Dollface watching,
Quiet girl...
Loves to see the
Pretty swirl... (Of flames!)
Of the orange
Flowers bright!
Dancing wildly
In the night!

Verse 4 - (Stompy/Pixie Singing)
Stompy drumming!
Hit hit hit!
Full of bouncy,
Never quit!
Happy energy
To share!
Maybe start a
Fire somewhere!

Chorus
We are SparkleCult! Hooray!
Here to make the whole world play! (Mr. Wiggles' way!)
With sugar sweet and heavy boom!
Singing songs for Wiggly's room!
Dance and burn and stomp and grin!
Let the Wiggle-fun begin!
SparkleCult! SparkleCult! Yaaaaay!

Bridge
Pixie! Lolly! Dollface! Stompy!
Making everything look swampy!
Cute and messy! Loud and sweet!
Mr. Wiggles can't be beat!
Wiggle Wiggle! Yay Yay Yay!
He will eat the world today! *Juicefully*

Chorus
We are SparkleCult! Hooray! (For Wiggles!)
Here to make the whole world play! (His game!)
With sugar sweet and heavy boom! (Big Boom!)
Singing songs for Wiggly's room! (La la la!)
Dance and burn and stomp and grin! (hihihihi!)
Let the Wiggle-fun begin!
SparkleCult! SparkleCult! SparkleCult! SparkleCult!

We Are

SPARKLECULT:
"PIXIE"
"LOLLY"
"DOLLFACE"
"STOMPY"

ALL HAIL Mr. WIGGLES

Forget everything you thought you knew about music. Prepare for the sweetest apocalypse. SparkleCult has arrived, dragging bubblegum pop kicking and screaming through fields of gore, leaving a trail of glitter, entrails, and catchy choruses in their wake. They craft anthems of unnerving joy, finding the 'pretty' in the putrid, the 'fun' in the fundamentally wrong. They're here to remake the world in their image – one sweetly sung atrocity at a time.

Leading the charge is the ethereally sweet voice of Pixie, whose childlike wonder paints over unspeakable horrors, perhaps thanks to the special whispers only she can hear. On guitar and backing vocals, Lolly brings a meticulous, almost surgical precision to her heavy riffs and delicate harmonies – she just loves 'making things pretty,' whether it's a song or her... other 'craft projects'. Providing the crushing weight and unsettling atmosphere on bass and keys is the unnervingly placid Dollface; her silence is broken only by the roar of flames she finds so delightful and the heavy, hypnotic pulse of her music. Driving the entire glitter-splattered machine is Stompy on drums and vocals – a vortex of attention-demanding energy, pounding out rhythms that are equal parts frantic playtime and brutal assault, adding her own gleeful shouts to the mix.

Why? Because Mr. Wiggles told them to. SparkleCult are the devoted acolytes of their 'Bestest Friend From Beyond The Stars,' the magnificent, the glorious, the wiggly Mr. Wiggles! They channel his 'love' – a force that consumes, corrupts, and destroys, but makes everything so much prettier along the way. Their music is a celebration of his chaotic beauty, an invitation to join the fun, and a promise of the sparkly, messy, wiggly end He brings.

So put on your party dress, grab your chainsaw, and get ready to dance. SparkleCult is here to spread the love. Resistance is messy. Surrender is sweet. Isn't the chaos pretty?