So, This Is A Little Something I Knocked Up, Partly Coz I Thought It Would Sound Cool, And Partly To Get The Duck Sauce Tune Out Of My Head, Not That It's A Bad Tune. But It Is Catchy In The Wrong Kinda Way, Don't You Think? Anyway, This Is Alpha Centauri By Noisia (3rd Mix I've used it in?) With Barbara Streisand By Duck Sauce. Dedicated To Sophie (She Knows My Pain Of Hearing This LITERALLY EVERYWHERE At The Moment, And Is Generally Lovely). Hope You Find It Stimulating!


Barbara Centauri

This is a Mashup Of 2 songs which are Most Dear to me. There are 2 dedications on this track, 1st to Jon Fraser (The Salt Of The North), And Second To Jay Reardon, Who So Often goes unsung, but without whom, so Little would be plausible. I'm Not ULTIMATELY pleased with this mix, but it's Funky and Fun And Pretty G'd Up And Other Indiscriminate Adjectives. I Hope You Enjoy Listening As Much as I Enjoyed Pressing Play On The Decks (And letting it basically Mix itself :P). Dan LeSac Vs. Scroobius Pip - Beat That My Heart Skipped, -With- KracK - Soulwax. And Btw, If You Like Those Tunes, You Should DOWNLOAD THEM. Maybe At Your Nearest Online MP3 Store? 

Beat That My Heart KracKed

This Is Unique Among My Tunes Uploaded Thus Far. Whereas Most Of My Stuff Is A Tune, With a Bit Of Writing To Distract/annoy/insult/patronise you, This Is A Bit Of Writing (to Distract/annoy/insult/patronise you) With A SONG ATTACHED!!!! It Is Also A Mash-up Between *Hella Good - No Doubt*, And *NewJack - Justice*. Both of which are AWESOME Songs, I recommend you Acquire both Immediately. This Mix Is TOTALLY Dedicated To The Inconquestable, Indescribable, Incontravertable, Incandescent TORIA BRIGHTSIDE of BRIGHTSIDE PHOTOGRAPHY (Not That She needs Me (Or Anyone) To Plug Her Firm). She Is Awesome, and (I Like to think) This Mix Is Pretty Awesome. So, The dedication Makes Sense. A Veritable Rarity in what is otherwise a drab, predictable wasteland of nonsense.

Hella Jack

A Nice, Cold Glass Of Liquid Drum And Bass. This is A Quasi-semi-half-mashup between two brilliant Tracks, track which may well lie dead at the feet of my inferior mixing and mashing skills. Or Maybe, Matter of opinion or whatever I guess. Anyway, Ridiculous self-pitying tangents of doubt aside, These two tracks (in case you wish to salvage them from their fate at my decks) are: the SubFocus Remix of that alternative Anthem That we hear so often from the youth of yesterday - Smack My Bitch Up and of course the Mighty Art wrought by DJ Fresh, that immortal genius, who's decks emit gold dust and blah blah music pun blah blah. DJ Fresh - X Project. Enjoy.

Smack My X Up (Bitch Project)

My Favourite Genre - Psytrance. Mixed With Some Pendulum, just for craziness. This is nothing fancy but i thought it was kinda cool and i wanted to make it three new uploads in a week, so here it is. This is New Wave Hooker by Psy Sex, mixed with Fasten Your Seatbelt - Pendulum. ENJOY, MY HOMESLICES.

Fasten Your Hooker

- For Lack Of A Better Title. This Is A (pretty basic) Mash-up between Let The Story Begin - Sub Focus and Axle Grinder - Pendulum. I Love both of these tunes, so it's difficult to feel like they've been done Justice, I'm not sure they have, but I'm beginning to hear these tracks even when they're not playing, so I thought: maybe it's time to just stop fiddling and upload it. I hope you all enjoy listening to it as much as I've enjoyed uploading it. BYE! 

Let the Axle Grind

This is another little Tipper Mashup. Guess What Tune It's With This Time!!! So, Just as a Formality, This Is Fresh Prince Of Belair - Will Smith/Jazzy Jeff. With Noise Cannon - (The Indescribable) Tipper. Try to Enjoy it a little before you find my house and burn it down out of hatred for putting something like this on the internet. 

Fresh Noise Of Belair

The Title Sucks, But I was struggle for provocative/entertaining puns so I went for a ludicrous scenario instead. This is Diplodocus - Noisia (The Keystone of DnB) going into X-ray - Sub Focus with 1 up - Spor. This Mix is Dedicated to both James Daniels and Jackie Chan. Neither them nor you will ever really understand why, but that's not important. What IS important is that you enjoy this track, and who knows, maybe even tell your friends (both real and imaginary) about it.
OMGIALMOSTFORGOTSOMETHINGVERYIMPORTANTTHATYOUNEEDTOBEAWAREOF - For some reason (I suspect it's largely to do with my computer's inferiority complex) there seems to be this weird time stretch effect going on in the Spor track, I re-recorded to try and iron it out, but it was worse if anything, so I gave up. I have checked it against a metronome and it was OK (ish), but I'm not too sure personally. If anyone has any information/diagnosis/experience of this, please let me know so I can try to correct it. It's tarnishing an otherwise nice mash up. Anyway, if you're reading this thing to the very end you're presumably doing so just to avoid doing something you know you should be doing, so get the fuck back to work! PEACE THX BYE.


Spor Giving A Diplodocus An X-ray

My First (Vaguely successful) Attempt at a Drum And Bass Tune. Made Using Reason, Mastered Using Cubase, Uploaded Using Safari. It's Also The First Of My Uploads Which is entirely my own production (as Such, I don't predict this getting as many listens as anything else I've done). It's Not Really Finished, At All. In Fact This Is More Like Groundwork To Build Up From, But What The Hell. Anyway, Hope You Enjoy Listening To It As Much As I Enjoyed Making It. Oh, And For Those of You Who Don't Recognise The Samples, Why have a computer Without Half-life 2?

Reasonance Cascade EP

Born In London, England, Back In The Simpler Times Of The Summer Of 1990, This DJ/Producer's Musical Upbringing Began Almost At Once. From The Age Of 3 He Was Playing Violin, At 8 He Took Up Bass, 13 He Took Up Tuba And Now, At The Age Of 20 Years Old, He Has Turned, Inevitably, To DJing. Using The Fine Technology Provided To Him By Numark (At A Fee), And His Trusty Copy Of Virtual DJ Pro, He Set About On A Mission To Prettimuch Do Whatever He Felt Like Doing To Music. For Good Or Evil, He Strives On To Try And Fulfill This Arduous Task. Never Once Looking Back, Never Once Stopping For Rest Or To Ask Himself, Why He Does It, What Will Come After, And Why Does He Refer To Himself In Pretencious, 3rd Person, Monologue. But Despite These Meta-Physical And Ambiguously Significant Quandries, He Battles Onward, Hoping That One Day He Might Find What He Has Searched For All This Time. They Say One May Catch A Glimpse Of His Silhouetted Countenance, At Sunset, On The Beaten Serviceway Between Manchester And Birmingham Known Only As The M6. Some Call Him Tounego, Ender Of Silence. Others Know Him By Arinaggannoss, The Bringer Of The Harvest. He Has Even Been Called Garoukax, Rider Of The Crescent Moon. But To Most His Nomenclature Is Merely: Sparrow... LOLCANO.


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