R: Y-YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!
R: Ahem. Pardon me, what I meant to say was...
[Music Cue]
R:...Neva...You didn't see me playing Phoenix Busters the MMORPG on my GameGuy instead of doing what I was supposed to do, did you...?
R: It'd be a shame if you did, cause, knowing how much of a goody two shoes you are...
R: You'll rat me out to Ms. Umbrine and I'll be put into detention. Yet again. 
R: Just cause I didn't wanna help with some bringing some stupid paper so our next test could be printed.
R:...I just realized that I'm yapping too much. Let's just get to the point.
Robbie does the anime glasses shining while they're being pulled up thing to appear cool and intimidating. He's plain hilarous.
R: To prevent my detention, I'll have to take matters into my own hands. 
Or wings. Anyhoo, if I beat the crap out of you, you won't be able to snitch on me. So that's just what I'm going to do. And it'll hurt. I'll have you know I can lift 10 kilograms with just one wing, I am one very strong bird. So, just make this easy and don't resist.
Neva is shaking, though not from fear but from holding in her laughter at Robbie's pathetic attempt at being scary and edgy.
R: Heh. You're shaking from fear, I can see it... You wanna know a secret?
R: I LOVE it when I strike fear into the eyes of others...
R:...You know what. I think this was enough to change your mind on snitching on me. Let's just go get those papers. There should be plenty in the supply closet.

Robbie

Long ago, a tale was told by the wind
It was a tale of LIGHT | It was a tale of DETERMINATION 
It was a tale of SHADOWS | It was a tale of DOOM 
This is the tale of THETA MARK  

A world basked in purest light 
Beneath it, grew eternal night
If the fountains of light overshadow the dark, the apocalypse cries
And angels shape from blinded by the light eyes  
The light and shade, both burning dire 
A countdown to the Earth's expire  
The sky will glow bright 
And the land will begin to melt
Then, her heart pounding 
The EARTH sheds her last tear  
But lo, when all is lost, on hopes and dreams they send 
Three heroes at the world's end
A MONSTER
A MAGE IN WHITE CLOAK 
AND A KNIGHT OF THE DARK 
Only they can dull the light 
And eradicate HELL'S APOCALYPSE
Only then will balance be restored   

Today, the FOUNTAIN OF LIGHT 
The beam that bends light and gives this land form 
Stands tall at the center of the sanctuary 
But recently, another pillar has cast its light
And with it, the balance of LIGHT and SHADE begins to dwindle...

The Prophecy (OLD AND ASS)

what Neva didnt know though was that that day was not going to be as average as she expected it to be...

Just Another Average Day!

EVERY GOOD STORY BEGINS WITH A BLANK PAGE, DON'T IT?

BLANK PAGE (OLD)

Lost In The Cold

REBEM:* That must be them... Their Shining Highness.

Presence

cover art by my friend @mark-870192434 !!!

A REAL SHOW!! (ACTON IS KILLED SO THIS IS NOT CANON)

R: * How queer. It seems that a halberd just like that in my dreams has materialized in my hand...
R: * Ah! I get it! It's just like Phoenix Busters!
R: * Let's pummel this buttface, team! 
(Rebem, smaller textsprite in the same text box): * S-since when are YOU the leader? And also, let's not do that????

Bluster Blazer

findme.ogg

R: * ...Well. I suppose it is just the two of us now, Neva...
R: * ...You acknowledge how serious all of this is, right?
R: * This world... only we can prevent it's doom. 
R: * From now on, consider me your right hand...uh...knight?
R: * Whatever. Just know that I will be your servant until the utmost.
R: * Now let's go find that bluebird.
R: * Lead the way, leader.

Sanctuary In Ruins

K: * I'd rather not fancy chit-chat right now. After all, you're but a threat to Illusionkind, and I, their Kuiin, will be the one to knock you down. 
K: * Now... taste the might of The Trident of Justice!

Killer Kuiin

Vapor Blazer

AMPHITHEATER

Suzy

Chara appears in the shadows, like sans does in UNDERTALE, except they're silently following after our beloved protagonist FUCK, trying to backstab them. Asriel interrupts it, blahblahblah, dialogue from urah hah hah happens, it's now just you and Chara.
C ...Greetings. I'm the Chara my brother Asriel was referring to. You must be wondering why I'm not particularly fond of you, and to that I tell you to kindly fu-
A: LANGUAGE, CHARA!! THEY'RE JUST A KID, DON'T SAY SUCH WORDS TO THEM!!
C: Ugh...As I was saying...I tell you to kindly mind your own business. I have my reason to dislike other humans. You wouldn't get it. I'm way too complex for just a simple child to understand me.
A: Chara, you're just 14, it's not THAT deep.
C: SHUT UP!!

Chara...

A: CHARA!! What do you think you're doing??
C: ...Asriel, it's-
A: Oh no it is! You were trying to backstab this poor kid before even politely greeting them! For someone with manners as good as yours, that's very shameful!
C: Azzy, shut up. You don't even know what they are.
A: They're...a kid???
C: Worse. They're just like me.
A: THEY'RE ALWAYS AURAFARMING????
C: THEY'RE A HUMAN, YOU BLOCKHEAD! 
A: OWWIE! Wait...a human, you say? No... that must mean...
C: Yes. We have to kill them and bring their soul to The King. 
A: Oh, but... can't we NOT kill them? 
C: Ugh, fine, whatever. But we're still sending them and their soul to The King, got it?
A: Yep!
... you didn't overhear anything, did you?
Fuck: Hello I am FUCK from Ztoryzhift. FUCK YOU!!! (my iconic catchphrase)

URAH HAH HAH!

!! WHITE TRIDENT IS NOT THEIR CURRENT WEAPON IM THINKING OF GOING FOR SOMETHING MOREL IKE A SCYTHE THAT TRIDENT IS... PROBLEMATIC MEDIAS? !!
only really uploading so i COuld include this in my Playlist lol

shining heir black knife(aka white death) wip

Suzy : Get ready for an entire bag of torment from the Violent and Violet Tormentor, Suzy, you damn darknerds!!
Robbie : (Oh my god bruh is this what I looked like yesterday when I was acting edgy to spook Neva?? YIKES!!)

Violent Haze

WHITE DEATH

(* BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! BZZT! BZZT!)
Carol : * I said wake up way too many times already! Don't make me come into your room, young lady.

midi source
https://web.archive.org/web/19980119143739/http://westnet.com:80/holiday/midi/
(the One you have to download to get The Midi is gs_jbl2.mid)

nevaalarm.ogg

Long ago, a tale was told by the wind
It was a tale of LIGHT | It was a tale of FATE
It was a tale of SHADOWS | It was a tale of DOOM
This is the tale of THETA MARK
A world basked in purest light
Beneath it, grew eternal night
If the light overshadows the dark, The Blinding cries
And Seraphims shape from blinded eyes
The light and shade, both burning dire
A countdown to the Earth's expire
The sky will glow bright
And the land will begin to melt
Then, her heart pounding
The EARTH sheds her last tear
But lo, when the world's doom seems certain, on fading hopes they send
Three heroes at the world's end
A MONSTER
A MAGE IN WHITE CLOAK
AND A KNIGHT OF DARK
Only they can dull the light
And eradicate HELL'S APOCALYPSE
Only then will balance be restored
Today, the GREAT FOUNTAIN OF LIGHT
The beam that bends light and gives this land form
Stands tall at the center of the sanctuary
But recently, another pillar has cast its light
And with it, the balance of LIGHT and SHADE begins to dwindle...

The Prophecy OOOLD ALSO OLD OLD AND OLDER

WICKED GRIN

When the LIGHT consumes all
When the PILLARS fill the sky
A DISASTER will occur.
The SERAPHIMS will take
form from the PILLARS
And envelop
the land in devastation.
The surviving Illusionites,
smothered by the LIGHT
Will slowly, one by one,
begin to lose their form...
Leaving the Perceptites
to fend for themselves
Lost eternally,
blind and afraid ...
Of course though, we already knew that
But... Let me ask you one simple question, Qeeng.
Is this what you truly wish to bring upon yourself and everyone else?
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(Illusionites are this au's version of darkners and the Perceptites are the lightners. Illusionites being called that due to the Light Pillars only really bending light, creating an illiusion and the Perceptites due to perceptible being a synonym for real, or in other words because in their world they're real.)
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CREDITS TO stormstudios1 FOR THA FLASHBACK FLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our Not-So-Bright Fate

yeahh THis one's kinda lazy 
the Name's just meant to be similar to card Castle it's not a reference to anything i Did google it to see if it Would accidentally be a reference to anything and theres a book with that Name but that's about it
credits to stormstudios1 AGAIN for the pandora palace flp i Used for this

Paper Palace

Aren't I Just So Tough And Nonchalant And Stuff?

J: * Please, do make sure that the Perceptites don't escape...K-Kuiin would be very-
R: * J-JAQUO?!!?!?! You...you....
R: * YOU DID THIS???
J : * R-Robbie! Ah, m-my dearest Robin, thy don't getteth it, I-
R: * Halt your speech, Jaquo. Do you take me for a moron? 
R: * I get it better than even you do. It was all an act, wasn't it?
R: * I should've trusted my gut when it told me it was too good to be true..
R: * To FINALLY have a real friend...
R: * If you really cared, you wouldn't have done this.
R: * Buddying up with my gang just to incarcerate us in the tyrant's dungeon. How scummy. 
J: * Robbie, i-it's not liketh that, I-I-
R: * SHUT YOUR YAP, ASSHAT. DIDN'T I ALREADY TELL YOU TO QUIET DOWN...You...You dirty traitor...Heh...
R: * You're aware what fate awaits every traitor, don't you?
R: * Death. Treachery is punishable with death no matter the severity...
R: * So...unless you want to be skewered into a 9 of hearts, then get out of my way...Please...
R: * Make this easier for the both of us.

Draw Your Weapon

UH, HELLO?
CAN YA HEAR ME?
YA CAN?
GREAT! TRULY WONDROUS!
[Music Cue]
YER PROBABLY WONDERIN' WHY YOU'RE HERE
WELL
I NEED YOUR HELP WITH A LITTLE SOMETHIN'
A STORY THAT YOU'LL HELP ME WRITE
AS WE ALL KNOW, EVERY GOOD STORY STARTS WITH A BLANK PAGE, DON'T IT?
GEH HEH HEH...
EVERY STORY HAS A MAIN CHARACTER
A PROTAGONIST
NOW, LET'S ESTABLISH THIS STORY'S PROTAGONIST

WHAT ARE THEIR MORALS?


WHAT DO THEY STRIVE FOR? 


WHAT WILL THEY DO?


HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE THEM TO FULFIL THEIR MISSION?



DID THEY SMILE?


MARVELOUS. 
YOUR PROTAGONIST IS VERY
VERY WONDROUS
NOW, SHALL WE CONCEPTUALIZE
THEIR VISAGE?

HOW WILL THEY SEE?

WHAT WILL THEIR RIBS CAGE?


HOW WILL THEY PROCEED FORTH?

SPLENDID
YOUR CREATION IS BEAUTIFUL
...
AH, MY APOLOGIES, I FORGOT TO ASK FOR YOUR NAME
...BUT OUR PROTAGONIST IS MORE IMPORANT...
WHAT WILL YOU CALL THEM?


AND WHAT WERE YOU CALLED?

WONDROUS WORK, [NAME]
NOW, SOME CLOSING QUESTIONS

...YE DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS'LL ALL COME INTO FRUITION SOONER OR LATER, RIGHT?

IF YA GET HURT, IT'S ALL YER RESPONSIBILITY, Y'KNOW WHAT YA SIGNED UP FOR, AFTER ALL, NO?

TELLING LIES?

TERRIFIC!
NOW, MY DEAR [name]
LET'S SEE IT HAPPEN
OUR WORLD
APPEAR FROM NOTHINGNESS...
LET'S WRITE ITS FATE SOMEWHERE 
WHERE NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO 
ERASE IT!
...
Nobody but me.
My condolences, but your fate is sealed, and you can't avert nor rewrite it in any way. 
Now, you must
wake up.
Wake up. (shaky text)
FADE TO WHITE

BLANK PAGE

[Volleys of arrows are shot at the two]
R: * W-WHAT THE- IM OUTTA HERE!! DONT' JUST STAND THERE, NEVA, C'MON, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE POST HASTE!!! A-AS THE PARTY LEADER, I COMMAND THEE TO RUN!!

The Pursuit

* (You concentrate your will on the blade in your hands.)



(credits to...you Guessed it. stormstudios. for tha crumbling tower Flp)

THE SACRILIGEOUS

S : * Why hello there, Ass-y! 
A : * (Just another hurdle in my way...)
S : * Hellooo? Earth to Ass, can you hear me??
S: * You...Nevena, I... I know you did something to him! 
S: * He's got this...blank...stare. And he seems to not respond to anything I tell him...
S: * Just what the hell did you do to my friend????
A : * (S...Suzy?)
A : * (Neva...please don't tell me...)
✨ * Advance           *Advance
A: (...)

Imminent Inferno

* Gh...watch what happens when I recklessly follow orders..

* Asriel cast HELLFIRE.

* ...
* My...my head hurts...
* Sorry but...I need some alone time. 
* See you. Or not...

* (A solid stone statue. Doesn't show any signs of life.) 
 
(suzy got Petrified like those people on mount vesuvius when it Erupted thousands of Years ago or whenever it Happened)

Last Ditch Effort

ASGORE but no squares and triangles (2/24/2024)

The Emperor's New Clothes

cotwd new version wip (potentially scrapped in favor of semi original track)

AUDIO_RING

this Will be thetamark Last Year

HUUGE SHOUTOUTS TO STORMSTUDIOS01 FOR THA DARK SANCT FLP <3
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Long ago, a tale rung in whispers and dreams
It was a tale of LIGHT | It was a tale of FATE
It was a tale of SHADE | It was a tale of DOOM
That is the tale of THETA MARK
A world of shade full of perceptions
Above it, in the light rose illusions
If the illusion overshadows the truth, The Blinding weeps
And Seraphims shape from blinded eyes
The light and shade, both burning dire
A countdown to Gaia's expire
The heavens will fall
And on the land chaos will enthrall
Then, her heart pounding
Mother GAIA sheds her last tear
But lo, when the world's doom seems certain, on fading hopes they send
Three heroes at the world's end
A MONSTER
A MAGE IN WHITE CLOAK
AND A KNIGHT OF DARK
Only they can extinguish the light
And eradicate HELL'S APOCALYPSE
Only then will equilibrium be restored
Today, the GREAT PILLAR OF LIGHT
The beam that bends light and gives this land form
Stands tall at the center of our sanctuary
But recently, another pillar has cast its light
And with it, the balance of LIGHT and SHADE begins to dwindle...

The Prophecy

the Guy in the coverart is Called dr gerson Kirk i just thought his name was Funny idk SHIT about him

Need a Kirk? (90 followers special!!!)

paopao Can you stoop ageplaying and wearing Diapers and age regressign mid Vc you'rea  70 year old MUTT. A GRANDMA

new bluster wip i KNOW ITS JUST TV WORLD WITH RUDE BUSTER AND FROM NOW ON CHIONO DONT BEHEAD ME

old acc got deleted for No Reason so this is my main now
(UNFORTUNATELY) bulgarian nb idiot that makes shitty midislaps and flp edits
16
pfp by me

zomb ⍢

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