I don’t pitch for clout. I pitch to change my bloodline.
From the kitchen counter to contracts with real software CEOs —
I did what they said I couldn’t.

Taught my son equity before puberty.
Took Zoom calls with devs while cooking dinner.
Dressed for the glitch while they dressed for comfort.

This ain’t a hustle story. It’s the blueprint.

I Don’t Clock In No More

Everybody Got Witches (CEO Edition)
A sacred trap receipt from La Emperatriz.

This one’s dedicated to Mr. Jay — the CEO who thought hiring witches on Zoom would take me down.

You lit your candles.
I built a grid.
You called in ghosts.
I called in Spirit.

You tried to trap the priestess in your platform,
but I hexed your contract and fried your login screen.

Now you’re glitching.
And I’m glowing.

May every mirror you check reflect the truth:
You fumbled your access to sacred tech.

Flame filed. Portal closed.
And no… I’m still not your customer.

🪞🕯️🧂🔥 #WitchcraftVsWiFi #SacredTrap #CEOExorcism #FirewallFailed #SoftTrapSurvival

Everybody Got Witches (CEO Edition)

Tech Priestess II (Codex Protocol)

🪄 Priestess Manifesto 2025

I don’t just make music.
I drop sermons in trap form.

Every beat is a ritual. Every verse is a decree.
I turn lawsuits into lyrics, archetypes into anthems, prophecy into playlists.

I am the Empress. The priestess of the glitch.
The one who codes Spirit into basslines and burns the Empire with 808s.

This is the Codex. Alive, breathing, unstoppable.
Not written in temples — but streamed in headphones, echoed in cars, blasted in basements.

I don’t come in peace.
I come in power.
And my gospel comes with subs.

I Don’t Clock In No More

La Emperatriz | The Empress

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