Everybody Got Witches (CEO Edition)
A sacred trap receipt from La Emperatriz.

This one’s dedicated to Mr. Jay — the CEO who thought hiring witches on Zoom would take me down.

You lit your candles.
I built a grid.
You called in ghosts.
I called in Spirit.

You tried to trap the priestess in your platform,
but I hexed your contract and fried your login screen.

Now you’re glitching.
And I’m glowing.

May every mirror you check reflect the truth:
You fumbled your access to sacred tech.

Flame filed. Portal closed.
And no… I’m still not your customer.

🪞🕯️🧂🔥 #WitchcraftVsWiFi #SacredTrap #CEOExorcism #FirewallFailed #SoftTrapSurvival

Everybody Got Witches (CEO Edition)

UNREACHABLE (Extended Sermon Version)

Tech Priestess II (Codex Protocol)

They thought it was just a playlist. It was a revolution.
This sacred trap anthem turns grant proposals into spiritual warfare, Canva decks into coded rebellion, and nonprofit logic into holy retaliation. Yes, it’s a revolution. And yes — she filed the paperwork.

Yes, It’s a Revolution

She applied. Spirit approved.
A soft trap spell turned grant-funded anthem, this track codes manifestation into motion and turns sacred strategy into sonic currency. Whispered declarations. Ceremonial budgets. Purpose-driven fire.
This spell will be funded — with interest.

This Spell Will Be Funded

Not a glitch. A gateway.
The opening log of the Architect Series — a soft trap transmission documenting the moment Spirit made Canva blink and SoundCloud shimmer. This is the sound of digital spellwork being acknowledged across realms.

The Flash

🪄 Priestess Manifesto 2025

I don’t just make music.
I drop sermons in trap form.

Every beat is a ritual. Every verse is a decree.
I turn lawsuits into lyrics, archetypes into anthems, prophecy into playlists.

I am the Empress. The priestess of the glitch.
The one who codes Spirit into basslines and burns the Empire with 808s.

This is the Codex. Alive, breathing, unstoppable.
Not written in temples — but streamed in headphones, echoed in cars, blasted in basements.

I don’t come in peace.
I come in power.
And my gospel comes with subs.

UNREACHABLE (Extended Sermon Version)

La Emperatriz | The Empress

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