Twelve

Streets

London

Two Phase (Feat. The Hough)

In Standard Time

Alright there lovers!

I'm James and yes that's right you guessed it, I'm a GARDENER with me good old mate Fanny Conker.
Innuendo's aside, nothing gives us greater pleasure than getting down and dirty in the garden and getting the job done. 
Customer satisfaction is our satisfaction, so if you want some gardening done then drop us a message and we'll be round with bells on.

In tribute to our raging passion for trees, lawns and gardening tools we decided to write THE GARDENING SONG and release it for FREE so everyone can enjoy gardening from the comfort of their own home. 



Here's the lyrics so you can sing along at home to the gardening song:

INTRO (Waking Fanny up and getting psyched up for the days gardening ahead)

Here's a little song i wrote just now, thought of the words I don't know how
It's about my life I work outside and if you do to then sing it with pride.

Driving in the van on the way to the job, all we be eating is corn on the cob
Shouting out the window reading the Sun, gardening is so much fun
Climbing up the ladder taking down a tree, getting on the floor and pulling out the weeds
Cutting back the hedges grade by grade, digging up the earth with a fork and spade.

Every gardener knows what to do, when you're in desperate need of a poo
Do it in a bush then wipe your ass with a big strong leaf or a clump of grass
Every time I get the urge to run round the back and have a big splurge
I pull down me pants and I squat down low, WATCH OUT DANNY I'M ABOUT TO BLOW!

I love gardening it loves me, fills me full of joy and glee
Come rain or shine or come what may it's the perfect way to spend my day
Some old Folk they sit at a desk, typing away with no real risk whilst
I'm up a tree with a big chainsaw now you tell me how that can be a bore.

Mower and a blower and a lopper and a SAW
Hopper and a ladder and a strimmer and a FORK
Tipper and a topper and a splitter and a ROPE
Chipper and a chopper and a cutter and a RAKE
Mower and a blower and a lopper and a SAW
Hopper and a ladder and a strimmer and a FORK
Tipper and a topper and a splitter and a ROPE
Chipper and a chopper and a cutter and a RAKE

**!*!** FACE MELTING KAZOO SOLO **!*!**

I love gardening it loves me, fills me full of joy and glee
Come rain or shine or come what may it's the perfect way to spend my day
Some old Folk they sit at a desk, typing away with no real risk whilst
I'm up a tree with a big chainsaw now you tell me how that can be a bore.

Waiting for lunch break so we can have a smoke, we're always up for a laugh and a joke
Have a cuppa tea have a home made roll, I prefer gardening to being on the dole
Mowing all the lawns make em look really nice, oh so nice people have to look twice we're
Rounding all the off-cuts to load em on the truck if they all fall off I just don't give a !@%$;*£

Ducks on the river ducks on the lake, quacking away whilst I have a good rake we
Eat cheese straws form the peaslake shop, everybody knows we're the cream of the crop.

I love gardening it loves me, fills me full of joy and glee
Come rain or shine or come what may it's the perfect way to spend my day
Some old Folk they sit at a desk, typing away with no real risk whilst
I'm up a tree with a big chainsaw now you tell me how that can be a bore.

OUTRO (Winding down and reflecting on the days gardening)



Acknowledgements:

-Our friends and families for supporting us through the hard times when gardening gets tough. It's the nature of the beast.

-Our good friend Miss Holly 'Wank Dawwg' Wallis for supplying the Kazoo - couldn't have done it without you!

-To all the girls in Croatia who gave us guidance and support when the Gardening Song was in it's early stages, we love you.

-To Laurence 'LG' Guy for supplying percussion and moral support

-To all the lads down at Trees, Lawns and Planting (TLP) for showing us the ways of the Gardener and helping us achieve our dream.

-And last but by no means least, to all the gardeners out there doing their thing, we hope that through the gardening song you can enrich your lives and truly reach your potential. The skies the limit folks ;o)

Keep on gardening! With love,

James and Fanny

The Gardening Song Feat. Fanny Conker

The Frightening

Some Uber gay pumpin HAUS..

Beware of the big black sleazy sample..

You be the judge

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