We have our first guest in ages as our buddy Rahim joins us from across the pond. We chat shit (hehe) about the Whedon cut and discuss cultural differences, right before having diaspora talks and drawing a line in the sand about the differences between fries and chips.

Rahim's Twitter and Twitch:
https://twitter.com/DigiCellWolf
https://www.twitch.tv/xDigicellWolfx

Seventy-sixth Episode - The Snyder Cut, The Batusie, UK Customs, and The Meat Man

We're back at it.

Majority of this episode was us catching up with one another and speaking on our experiences over the last few months, then we quickly touch on how we could get locked down again but probably won't.

Seventy-seventh Episode - Experiencing Loss, Personal Growth, Hospitality Woes, and Super Spreaders

Another one!

Delancey shares his near-death experience from attending a local festival and we jump right into Drake and Kanye album reviews.

Seventy-eighth Episode - Pandemic Festivals, K. Lamar Bars, and First Impressions with Spit Sessions

Delancey was a late bagel bloomer and Reggie is forced to drink like an athlete.

Seventy-ninth Episode - Pet Scamming, Serial Egging, R. Kelly Sentencing, and Gatorade Guzzling

Eightieth Episode - Accidental Bodies, Vax Vexations, Halloween Stories, and Paranormal Experiences

Delancey hits a festival for all three days for the first time in life and Reggie doesn't fuck with Bruno Mars.

Eighty-first Episode - #BlackedRaw, Day N' Vegas, Pissy Concerts, and Ice Cream Abuse

Delancey and Reggie catch up once the coughing stopped and discuss Fat Joe's spin on sloppy joes, local politics, and fighting for our lives during another Chicago winter.

Eighty-second Episode - Eating COVID, White Castle, Jerking Dwayne, and CPS vs Lori

We have a sit down with @LordRockwell, our first guest in a while. We discuss assembly being required for breakfast sandwiches, the Super Bowl performance, and when and when not to breathe on other people.

Intro: https://soundcloud.com/lordrockwell2/sephia-lord-rockwell-dj-mix

Eighty-third Episode - Fuck McDonald's, Crack Pipes, Artist Authenticity, and Mask Mandates

We rejoice and join up after surviving the month of March to discuss how wild the Regular Show got towards the end, eating beans straight out the can, and how celebrities slapping one another has got niggas stanced up.

Intro-Outro: Yae Energy - Lil Yachty

Eighty-fourth Episode - March Madness, Pork and Beans, Niggas Nigging, and Real Hip-Hop

We embrace new chapters in our lives while discussing old negro accessories, the cost of living, Reggie running for Alderman (again) and nigga inspired ice cream flavors.

Eighty-fifth Episode - Apartment Hunting, The Economy, Old Niggas in Hats, and Juneteenth Ice Creams

We pop out of hiatus to talk about people fucking their cousins on purpose, Kevin Bacon turning invisible, how fine and talented Sheryl Lee Roberts is, and how horny Christopher Columbus was.

Intro/Outro: https://soundcloud.com/denzelcurryph/sanjuro-feat-454

Eighty-sixth Episode - Black Kenny Loggins, Queen's Dead, Fucking Cousins, and Ethnic Mermaids

This episode is coming in a few days late due to...

A: The results of the presidential election.
(we needed a day or two to recover)

And B: Technical difficulties.

Intro/Outro: Crucial Conflict - Ride the Rodeo (Instrumental)

Second Episode - Cubs, Ethnic Identity, Stereotypes, and Public Fellatio

This episode is late due to a combination of a busy holiday season and CPT.

Intro/Outro: Redbone - Childish Gambino (Instrumental)

Fifth Episode - Childish Gambino, Kinks, Creampies, and Chance The Rapper

Taking things out of Chicago for the first time, Delancey recounts his adventures in our sister city of Toronto.

This episode features  Jordan Hayles (@MR_STiXX) and a little of Charlene (@asiafiasco_), both natives of the city.

"Poutine" still sounds like a nickname for vagina.

Learning Toronto Slang/Phrases video: https://youtu.be/Kn40Cf4MA9Q

Gentrified soca: https://twitter.com/asiafiasco_/status/840998644589436930

Intro/Outro: Ultimate Rejects - Full Extreme

Eighth and a Half Episode -  Delancey Does Toronto (feat. @MR_STiXX and @asiafiasco_)

Never posted back to back before, but we couldn't wait for this one.

We take a step back from the ass references and answer a few questions.

Intro/Outro: Melanin Man - Brasstracks (feat. Masego)

Tenth Episode - More Rachel Dolezal, Mumble Rap, Boning Bad People, and Getting Catfished

We aren't talking about shooting up an actual venue.
Please don't call the proper authorities.

Intro/Outro: Some Cut - Trillville (Instrumental)

Fifteenth Episode - Jay Z, Seasoning, Consent, and Shooting The Club Up

In this episode, we discuss how important it is to keep your weewee you yourself, how stepfathers play a role in a child's upbringing, and cheek spreading.

Intro/Outro:Stay Safe, Be Good (prod. by Bodega) - LeSΔge
https://soundcloud.com/chris-lesage

New shirts available on spitsessions.com! Cover your torso.

Twenty-second Episode - Weewees, Sexual Assault, Stepdads, and Ass Wiping

In this episode, we speak on our recent adventures, obsessions over another person's racial identity, smashing robots, and why drugs are bad, mmmkay.

Jamie Shriner's "Wife Material tickets: https://goo.gl/Lm14xP

Dom Chronicles - Spirit Guide video: https://goo.gl/t3wquL

Twenty-third Episode - Biracial Royalty, Robotic Sex, Xan, and Culture Vultures

In this episode, we go over how to properly handle bullying, discuss net neutrality, and almost get into another food argument.

Intro/Outro: Wild Irish Roses - Smino
https://soundcloud.com/sminoworld/wild-irish-roses-2

Twenty-fourth Episode - Roasting Kids, Net Neutrality, Meatloaf, and Space Litter

If you eat Tide Pods, keep eating Tide Pods.

Intro/Outro: Skech185 - The Truth
https://soundcloud.com/skech185

Twenty-fifth Episode - H&M, The Gay Agenda, Stans, and Tide Pods

We drank Incredible Hulks during this episode and shit got loose towards the end.

We spoke on Black Panther along with other movies, the music tastes of a few of today's rappers, and a few other things I can't recall because still drunk.

Intro/Outro: Like A Pimp - David Banner feat. Twista  and Busta Rhymes

Twenty-eighth Episode - Incredible Hulks, Strapped Teachers, Black Panther, and Boycotting Netflix

We're back, and Qurissy voluntarily joined us again. Ain't that 'bout a bitch?

In this episode, we discuss what it means to be biracial, using the word "nigga" as a biracial person, Cardi's new biracial album, and how SESTA is fucking up the biracial hustle, along with other biracial things.

Biracial video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kMX3htDh7M&t=43s

Biracial Intro/Outro: choo choo (Prod. Y2K)- https://soundcloud.com/prittyprittyy

Qurissy: https://twitter.com/qurissyphoto
http://www.qurissyphoto.co

Thirtieth Episode - Biracials, Niggas, Cardi, and Pimping

In this episode we discuss bad marketing strategies, Taco Bell stabbings, the things we're looking forward to the most from E3, and give advice on how to avoid getting shot in Chicago.

Speaking of Chicago (the mild sauce capital), we've got a new t-shirt design for you guys!

Hop on spitsessions.com and clicc dat merchandise tab.

Outro: Earned It - https://soundcloud.com/chiefkeef
https://soundcloud.com/chiefkeef/earned-it-chief-keef

Thirty-fourth Episode - Gang Shit, IHOBoi, Video Games, and Steve Harvey Suits

In this episode we talk about developing healthier eating habits, the Madden Tournament shooting, how to give back to the community without making someone want to rob you, and the double standards when it comes to teaching kids about sexuality.

THIS WAS RECORDED BEFORE RAHM GOT HIS MARK ASS OUT OF HERE, stay tuned for the next episode because there will be full and uncensored discourse on the topic. Our bodies are ready.

Intro/Outro: MOOO! - https://soundcloud.com/amalaofficial
https://soundcloud.com/amalaofficial/mooo

Edited by: Brian Tepps

Thirty-seventh Episode - Butter, Controlling Guns, Foothands, And Flex Philanthropy

We're back with another one and we've got Kwazi with us!

In this episode we do a lengthy Venom review (that ends at 33:29), Delancey shares a story that involves naked sword wielding, the Jason Van Dyke trial, and why you deserve all the bad things that happen to you if you drink La Croix.

Intro/Outro: Dang! - Mac MIller feat. Anderson Paak
https://soundcloud.com/larryfisherman/dang-feat-anderson-paak

Edited by: Brian Tepps

Thirty-ninth Episode - Mac, Malaysian Symbiotes, Midler Maltreatment, and Michael Myers Bussin'

In this episode we speak on rackets, how sad of a person you'd have to be to call the IRS on someone, and Delancey tells his first EMT story.

Forty-first Episode - Racketeering, Sentilenese Shots, The Hospice Call, and NFL Shenanigans

Here we are, our sixtieth and last episode of the year.

Start the new year off with us as we discuss the ending of the latest Star Wars trilogy, new shows we're invested in, dinner do's and do not's, and balls in our face.

Intro/Outro: Goated - Kasher Quan
https://soundcloud.com/kasherquon/kasher-quon-goated-prod-by-energy

Sixtieth Episode - Leftovers, Star Wars, Meat Avis, and Balls In Our Face

A somewhat somber unloading of feelings and thoughts surrounding the murder of George Floyd and the ensuing protests. We discuss how things have affected us personally here in Chicago, and talk about ways we can support the causes we believe in and how we can make contributions towards the change we want to see in the world.

Sixty-seventh Episode - Police Brutality, Protests, and How To Live In Trying Times

We review Wendy's new breakfast menu while Delancey has a mouth full of food, so expect a few mouth sounds. After that we cover the shows we're keeping up with and discuss different positions it might be possible to poop on someone's chest in.

Seventieth Episode - Wendy's Breakfast, Lovecraft's Cat, Doodoo Sex, and Streaming Woes

In this episode we quickly chat about Reggie's torso and then immediately dive into how it's stupid to consistently take the high road. After that, we discuss how we feel about current politics and the upcoming election.

Seventy-first Episode - Prayers Down, Doubtful Politics, Expensive Sandwiches, and Zodiac Rangers

We start off locally with why you don't need to eat in a restaurant while people are dying during a pandemic then we try our best to discuss finance, even though we don't have the facilities to invest. We swing it on over to laughing at people getting clapped while trying to storm the capital and we end it with movie talk.

Intro/Outro: https://soundcloud.com/starboi3/dick-ft-doja-cat

ReWyred Episode: shorturl.at/nqrMZ

Seventy-fourth Episode - Dining In, GameStop Stonks, Capitol Craziness, and King Kongery

Spit Sessions is a local Chicago podcast that provides commentary on society, pop culture, and current events.

We’ve got Reggie, the bi-racial co-host with the most. A talented musician/performer, avid beard grower, and everyman.

Right next to him we have Delancey, an aspiring restaurateur, mild sauce addict, and creative from the South Side.

Episodes will be posted bi-weekly.

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