Name: CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND DIE by DR. TECHNO-MANCER in AWESUMFACEXD (SELF-TITLED)
Duration: 2 min 36 s
Description: Bandcamp desc: shitpost ytpcore album with various eras of internet humor that i still find funny and hard ass kicks and genre switches to make you feel like your neurallink is being flavorblasted with a zip bomb. i worked really hard on this album it has a lot of random video samples if u made a meme i sampled and want credit just lmk

Bandcamp desc: shitpost ytpcore album with various eras of internet humor that i still find funny and hard ass kicks and genre switches to make you feel like your neurallink is being flavorblasted with a zip bomb. i worked really hard on this album it has a lot of random video samples if u made a meme i sampled and want credit just lmk

AWESUMFACEXD (SELF-TITLED)

Livin in France
Out in le country
A little more limited menu than you see in Paris

Got no filet mignon
Got no boeuf bourguignon
No bouillabaisse or creme brûlée or charcuterie

Ahh but when the pangs of hunger
howling in the gut grow stronger
Fangs come out and then I long to
MUNCH ON THE TERRIFIED FRENCH

French HEADS, I’m eatin’ em nightly
Bon apetite mon frère, no need to heat I’ll eat ‘em rare

French HEADS, season ‘em lightly
A bordelaise for Claire, a pinch of pepper on Pierre

HOWLS

Call me beast
Call me a monster
Just don’t call me late when a tasty young shepherd’s in the meadow alone

Go on and shame me
Ah but ya made me
It’s whatcha get when you’re hangin with a wolf in the quiet low valleys of the ecotone

Ahhh I realize it’s reckless
But this wolfy’s feeling peckish
If you don’t protect your neck it’s
CHOMP CHOMP AU REVOIR! Ha ha ha ha

French heads, they’re oh so yummy
Paprika dusted on Denis, a side of skewered Genevieve

French heads, in my tummy
As for below the neck, no thanks
I’m good
I’ll take the check PLEASE

French Heads

A stone’s throw west of nowhere
They've got a golden crop they tend to grow there
Well it’s the sweetest treat
a six foot bird could ever eat
We’ll risk our necks
For a couple more pecks
Of your worthless wheat

Put up a fence and try to keep us out
We’ll plow right through it with balletic leaps and bounds
There’s no defense you’re raisin'
That’ll stop us from our grazin'
There's piles of wheat for
Em-you and me!

No pain, no grain
That’s the name of the game
We choose to chew
That’s how emu do
We snack, they attack
We run away then come right back
Try to kill me I dare you
Do it
DO IT

Shoot us,
Pursue us,
You can drive a truck right through us!
Riddle us with bullets
As we stuff our skinny gullets
Pop a slug right in my skull!
But not until my belly’s full
Kill my family, merc my friends
But the buffet will never end

And I commend you blokes for tryin'
But we simply have no fear of dyin’
It’s agricultural plunder
Until we’re six feet down under

One more time for all our dead rotting friends!

Shoot us,
Pursue us,
You can drive a truck right through us,
(No pain, no grain!)
Pump us full of lead
But make sure you aim for our wobbly heads
(We choose to chew)
There's pile of wheat for em-yooou and me!

Six Feet Down Under

Where is my heterosexuallity v2.mp3

mashup of she's homeless (@itscreepp) &  spider-man india (daniel pemberton) by me!

now also on my youtube! (fable)
https://youtu.be/lmM8L1I3V7I

she's homeless x spider-man india

song from my upcoming split wit flash conduct

Manamoon

Day Before

AUTO HYMN

MAGIC WAND (feat. TECHNOMANCER)

Solipsism

first track on my two track single Adenosine, bit peppier than my usual sound but i felt like experimenting a bit. it's on all platforms now.

Andromeda

bit the bullet and upgraded soundcloud so we're about to upload a LOTTTTT of stuff. starting primarily with our current in progress album for a new shitpost-y alias aka AWESUMFACEXD

JACK KANOFF WANTED IN ALL 50 STATES

making this track was a healing experience

HUFFING HOPIUM

buy the album here

CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND DIE

HAMMERSWANG

I JUST WANNA DIE

good feeling

it/she/xe/him
i am a jack of many weird niche trades and have a LOT of aliases to separate the vastly different brainworms. fuck around and find out

CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND DIE

DR. TECHNO-MANCER

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