And, as expected, boredom resurfaced. In an attempt to outdo our first demo from 2008 (and to contribute as much running time for our upcoming limited-edition CD run as possible), I told Zeke that we were going to be doing "like around six songs for this one." He felt like ripping my head off and throwing it in a blender.

1. Reggaeman Spleenmahn
2. Ode to Vermin Supreme
3. Mortal Kombat
4. It's a Really Beautiful Day Outside
5. I'm Throwing Another Drinking Contest

This message was written on 8/16/2013: We're running a 25-press CDr run of every demo we've ever made. Do you want a numbered CDr with customized artwork and a huge, pimping-ass booklet with all sorts of crap in it? It'll run you $1, or whatever you want to pay. I can probably send CDs in the mail, so if you're non-CT, feel free to ask anyways.

Facebook and friend Drew Chase from CT to ask. Wait, you don't have Facebook? You can post a comment here, or you can stop being a pretentious fuck and get a Facebook. KA-BAM!

"Another Fucking Demo" (08/2013)

Our first 3 shitcore demos, compiled into one splendiferous package for your personal amusement / human torture projects.

Tracks:
Taken from Demo 1 [2008]
1. I Want a Fuckin' Pony
2. Drew Cries
3. Holy Shit, This Noise Is Great!
4. Fuck You, Anal Cunt (We're 1,000,000 Times Better Than You)
5. Beating Up Hippies at the Webster
6. Fuck You, Simsbury High School
7. Drew tries to get a pencil off his floor tom using a stick
8. The Emo Song

Taken from Demo 2 [2008]
9. The Waterboarding Song
10. We come to the conclusion that we should decide what to make our songs about before starting
11. Stay Out of the No-Zone

Taken from Demo 3 [2009]
12. Vegetables &amp; Lesbians
13. Cats are so Cool!!

Untitled shitcore demos 2008-2009

A bunch of tracks we made between December and January-ish. We kinda sought to bring back the days of '08 where we did a demo of so-many songs in one shot, and this time around, different pieces from the drum kit and different drumming/vocal techniques squeezed their way in around the second half of the demo. We really like this demo.
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1. Drinking Contest
2. I Fucking Love Everything
3. Shopping Cart Hobofuck
4. Reverse Subway Visit
5. Four, Three, Two, One, CRIKEY!
6. The Song for the Bunnies and the Children



Untitled Spleen demo '11-'12

Three tracks that were left over on various tapes that I had left around the house. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to upload our classic hit, "What Having Sex With My Ex Sounded Like" because it was recorded at 1.2 cm speed, so it sounded horrible. We'll probably recreate it, though, for our upcoming double-CD. Stay tuned, folks!

1. Shut the Fuck Up
2. Keyboards, Gay People, and Texas
3. Song About Zeke's Vocal Injuries

Missing SOAC Songs '10-'11

A new batch of tunes thrown together out of boredom. We really played with the spatterings of parodic pop-music sensibility on this one.

1. Every Doll (Bunny) Has Its Thorn (Helps a Lion?)
2. Yodeling Experiment, Bitch!
3. Oh, How I Love You, Bagel [The Only Happy Song We've Ever Made]
4. Multiple Personality Disorder?

New Demo (July 2012)

Spleen on a Chalkboard is a noisegrind/shitcore and comedy band from Simsbury, CT.

A result of boredom, a drum set, and a tape recorder, they recorded two demos in 2008 and fell off the face of the earth until 2009, when boredom resurfaced, resulting in another demo. 

Around 2010, Drew &amp; Zeke decided to take a jab at comedy, the resulting recordings not sounding anything like the SOAC that had already been established. Whereas the then-current incarnation of SOAC was characterized by Drew playing blastbeats as Zeke screamed into a microcassette player, the new incarnation was characterized by both members poorly playing dischordant guitar riffs and singing/informing the public about their endless fascinations with hookers and cocaine.

Grind mode lineup:
Zeke - Screaming &amp; noise
Drew - Blastbeats &amp; back-up screaming

Comedy mode lineup:
Drew - Vocals &amp; guitar
Zeke - Guitar &amp; vocals



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