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Men’s Fall-Winter 2022 Fashion Show | LOUIS VUITTON

Tyler, the Creator - See You Again (Alternative Intro)

See You Again (feat. Kali Uchis)

Tyler, The Creator: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert

Where This Flower Blooms (feat. Frank Ocean)

See You Again by Tyler, The Creator but it will change your life

Never go full spoilers.


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While shooting a war film, the director attempts to liven up proceedings by dropping the principle actors into the middle of a real jungle, claiming he is going to capture their performance with hidden cameras. The hapless group including drug-addled comedy star Jeff Portnoy and po-faced method man Kirk Lazarus are completely unaware when a series of unfortunate events leads them into the middle of a real war zone.
Release date: August 13, 2008 (USA)
Director: Ben Stiller
Screenplay: Ben Stiller, Justin Theroux, Etan Cohen
Nominations: Academy Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role, MORE
Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures
Box office: $195.7 million

Tropic Thunder (2008) - Patreon Requested! #472

Spooky Spoilers is here!

We all talk about our moms.


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From Ari Aster, director of Hereditary and Midsommar. From his darkest fears comes the greatest adventure.
Release date: April 14, 2023 (USA)
Director: Ari Aster
Budget: 35 million USD
Screenplay: Ari Aster
Distributed by: A24
Box office: $11.5 million

Beau is Afraid (2023) - Spoilers! #474

Jean-Claude Van Damme the movie game is back! It's not spooky but Stevie, Josh, Brett, Mikey, Korey, and pappy review the 2008 Belgian classic: JCVD!

Big Dumb Movie (now 100 episodes!): https://www.youtube.com/@BigDumbMovie

When a washed-up actor returns to Belgium to find tranquillity, he finds himself involved in a bank robbery. Police believe him to be the perpetrator of the robbery, so he plays both roles of criminal to the police and hero to the hostages.
Release date: November 7, 2008 (USA)
Director: Mabrouk El Mechri
Executive producers: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Marc Fiszman, Patrick Quinet, Arlette Zylberberg, Fiszman Marc
Box office: 2.3 million USD
Distributed by: Gaumont, Peace Arch Entertainment
Music by: Gast Waltzing

Release date: November 7, 2008 (USA)
Director: Mabrouk El Mechri
Executive producers: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Marc Fiszman, Patrick Quinet, Arlette Zylberberg, Fiszman Marc
Box office: 2.3 million USD
Distributed by: Gaumont, Peace Arch Entertainment
Music by: Gast Waltzing

Movie Review

JCVD (2008) - Movie Review! #475

Vamanos children! VAMANOS!
Spooky M. Night / Mel Gibson / Joaquin Spoilers! is here to please!

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Everything that farmer Graham Hess (Mel Gibson) assumed about the world is changed when he discovers a message - an intricate pattern of circles and lines - carved into his crops. As he investigates the unfolding mystery, what he finds will forever alter the lives of his brother (Joaquin Phoenix) and children (Rory Culkin), (Abigail Breslin). A unique story that explores the mysterious real-life phenomena of crop signs and the effects they have on one man and his family.
Release date: August 2, 2002 (USA)
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Distributed by: Touchstone Pictures, MORE
Budget: $72 million
Cinematography: Tak Fujimoto
Music by: James Newton Howard

Signs (2002) - Spoilers! #476

Dirty boys Josh & Brett discuss The One with the Dirty Girl (who is actually Rebecca Romijn) and continue their ode to Matthew Perry.

(We would take pen-clocks for bday or xmas gifts, btw.)

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Phoebe and Monica decide to go into business together after they cater a funeral where the widow tries not to pay, and Ross's date with the beautiful Cheryl goes awry when he kills a rat in her filthy apartment.
Show: Friends
Air date: November 6, 1997

Friends S4E6  "The One With the Dirty Girl" (1997) - Chandler Spoilers! #482

Pappy, Stevie and Josh cover David Spade as a llama. Plus Puddy from Seinfeld's in it.

This is actually part 1 of a quick 2-part series feature the feature film, then the behind the scenes film!!

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Arrogant young Emperor Kuzco is transformed into a llama by his power-hungry advisor -- the devious diva Yzma. Stranded in the jungle, Kuzco's only chance to get back home and reclaim the high life rests with a good-hearted peasant named Pacha. Together, they must return Kuzco to the throne before Yzma tracks them down and finishes him off.
Release date: December 10, 2000 (USA)
Director: Mark Dindal
Sequel: Kronk's New Groove
Distributed by: Walt Disney Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Based on: Original story; by Roger Allers; Matthew Jacobs

Emperor's New Groove (2000) - Spoilers! #497

Today we settled all family business.
The Godfather (1972) deep dive is over. Stevie brings us home.


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In the 1972 movie The Godfather, Don Michael Corleone says, "Today I settled all family business" to Carlo Rizzi while discussing the deaths of Barzini, Phillip Tattaglia, Moe Greene, Stracci, and Cuneo

The Godfather (1972) Part 6 of 6 - Spoilers! #506

Mark Wahlberg Spoilers! is back! Is Max Payne the movie as good as Max Payne the video game?

Mikey picked this movie & no one knows why.


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After the murders of his family and his partner, maverick cop Max (Mark Wahlberg) becomes hell-bent on revenge. Teamed with beautiful and deadly Russian mobster Mona Sax (Mila Kunis), Max journeys into a dark underworld to find the truth, but forces -- both worldly and supernatural -- align against him, determined to silence Max forever.
Release date: October 17, 2008 (USA)
Director: John Moore
Distributed by: 20th Century Studios, FilmFlex
Adapted from: Max Payne
Budget: $35 million
Music by: Marco Beltrami; Buck Sanders

Max Payne (2008) - Movie Review! #514

Longtime patreon saint The Meg has chosen a movie as epic as her own name. This verson of Godzilla, driven mostly Matthew Broderick, cast a large looming shadow over 1998.
Join the gang as we talk about Zilla, non-heat-seeking missles, and Siskel & Ebert. 

EDITOR'S NOTE:  Kylo referenced Godzilla and Ultraman, but he should have said Jet Jaguar. He's very sorry.

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During a nuclear test, the French government inadvertently mutates a lizard nest; years later, a giant lizard makes its way to New York City. Dr. Niko Tatopoulos (Matthew Broderick), an expert on the effects of radiation on animals, is sent by the U.S. government to study the beast. When the creature, dubbed "Godzilla" by news outlets, emerges, a massive battle with the military begins. To make matters worse, Niko discovers that Godzilla has laid a nest of 200 eggs, which are ready to hatch.
Release date: May 20, 1998 (USA)
Director: Roland Emmerich
Budget: 125 million USD
Box office: 379 million USD
Distributed by: TriStar Pictures, Sony Pictures
Nickname: Zilla

Godzilla (1998) - Patreon Requested Movie Review! #516

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