After many years of having others around
No I live alone, no pets, downtown

Most days I never make a sound
Til I greet the staff at my favorite place downtown

They all turn and say “Hi Bill!” (makes me smile)
And I say Hey Hopi, Hi Gracie, Erin, Shea and Gwen!
Cayleana, Allen, Maya, Michael, Alex

What --- no Jessicas? Wasn't Jessica the new Heather?

I like that I can walk almost everywhere I need to go
I used to take the sun-link tram
To visit David at the University --- but he's not there anymore...
most folks I know these days work on either side of a bar
I like when I'm recognized as I come into the bar

I miss the sounds of family and the pettiness of pets
Now I live alone, no pets, downtown
Most days I never make a sound
Til I greet the staff at my favorite place downtown

They all turn and say “Hi Bill!” (makes me smile)
And I say Hey Britney, Hayley, Allanah, Shea, ZZ, Katie too!

Downtown (Ode to Elliott's)

Uncharted by Blunt Objects; Not Uncharted performed by the Onewe Chamber Division; Ever Uncharted (remix) by Michael Boer.

Not Uncharted

Stevie, Pappy, Josh and Kylo/Korey visit The Guest. (Get it?)
Turns out the guest in the movie ain't so friendly btw.

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A string of mysterious deaths leads a teenager to become suspicious of a soldier (Dan Stevens) who showed up on her family's doorstep and claimed to be a friend of her dead brother.
Release date: September 17, 2014 (USA)
Director: Adam Wingard
Budget: 5 million USD
Distributed by: Picturehouse
Cinematography: Robby Baumgartner
Music by: Steve Moore

The Guest (2014) - Patreon Requested Movie Review! #441

Let’s Start Here.

Lil Yachty - the BLACK seminole.

Korey, Brett, and returning guest Jonathan review Adam Sandler's Albums: They’re All Gonna Laugh at You & What The Hell Happened To Me!

Sandman Spoilers!

Track listing
No.	Title	Length
1.	"Joining the Cult"	2:52
2.	"Respect"	4:34
3.	"Ode to My Car"	3:55
4.	"The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal"	0:45
5.	"The Goat"	8:51
6.	"The Chanukah Song"	3:44
7.	"The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over"	1:04
8.	"The Hypnotist"	8:02
9.	"Steve Polychronopolous"	3:11
10.	"The Excited Southerner at a Job Interview"	1:10
11.	"Do It for Your Mama"	5:23
12.	"Crazy Love"	3:56
13.	"The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson"	1:08
14.	"The Adventures of the Cow"	5:04
15.	"Dip Doodle"	3:48
16.	"The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Woman"	1:03
17.	"Memory Lane"	2:43
18.	"Mr. Bake-O"	4:06
19.	"Sex or Weight Lifting"	7:06
20.	"What the Hell Happened to Me?"	2:26

"Assistant Principal's Big Day" (Sandler/Tim Herlihy/Rob Schneider) – 2:20
"The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions" (Sandler/Herlihy) – 2:16
"Buddy" (Sandler/Schneider) – 2:12
"The Longest Pee" (Sandler/Schneider) – 2:15
"Food Innuendo Guy" (Sandler/Jon Rosenberg) – 2:24
"The Beating of a High School Janitor" – 0:31
"Right Field" (Sandler/F. Wolf/H. Busgang/D. McGrath) – 3:11
"The Buffoon and the Valedictorian" (Sandler/Herlihy) – 2:16
"Mr. Spindel's Phone Call" (Sandler/Robert Smigel) – 2:01
"The Thanksgiving Song" (Sandler/Smigel/Ian Maxtone-Graham) – 3:46
"The Beating of a High School Bus Driver" (Sandler/Koren) – 0:57
"Oh Mom..." (Sandler/Schneider) – 2:08
"Fatty McGee" (Sandler/Spade/Meadows)– 3:12
"At a Medium Pace" (Sandler/Koren/Smigel) – 3:16
"The Beating of a High School Science Teacher" – 0:50
"The Cheerleader" (Sandler/Schneider) – 1:34
"I'm So Wasted" (Sandler/Schneider) – 5:00
"Lunchlady Land" (Sandler/Bob Odenkirk/Allen Covert/Herlihy) – 5:01
"The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher" – 0:28
"Toll Booth Willie" (Koren/Sandler) – 3:47
"Teenage Love on the Phone" – 2:32
"My Little Chicken" (Sandler/Schneider) – 2:15

Adam Sandler's Comedy Albums - Spoilers! #446

Stevie, Josh, Brett and Kylo bask in Sunshine (2007).

Thanks Sydney for the request!

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In the not-too-distant future, Earth's dying sun spells the end for humanity. In a last-ditch effort to save the planet, a crew of eight men and women ventures into space with a device that could revive the star. However, an accident, a grave mistake and a distress beacon from a long-lost spaceship throw the crew and its desperate mission into a tailspin.
Release date: July 20, 2007 (USA)
Director: Danny Boyle
Music composed by: John Murphy, Underworld
Screenplay: Alex Garland
Box office: 32 million USD
Budget: 40 million USD, 23 million USD

Sunshine (2007) - Patreon Requested Movie Review! #447

Spoilers! goes back. WAY back. To 1931. It's Charlie Chaplin in CITY LIGHTS!

Pappy hosts Stevie, Josh & Brett!

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A hapless but resilient tramp (Charlie Chaplin) falls in love with a blind flower girl (Virginia Cherrill) on the tough city streets. Upon learning that she and her grandmother are to be evicted from their home, the tramp undertakes a series of attempts to provide them with the money they need, all of which end in humiliating failure. But after a drunken millionaire (Harry Myers) lavishly rewards him for saving his life, the tramp can change the flower girl's life forever.
Release date: March 7, 1931 (USA)
Director: Charlie Chaplin
Music composed by: Charlie Chaplin, José Padilla, Alfred Newman, Arthur Johnston
Screenplay: Charlie Chaplin, Harry Crocker, Harry Carr, Harry Clive
Producer: Charlie Chaplin
Box office: 4.25 million USD (worldwide rentals)

City Lights (1931) - Patreon Requested Movie Review! #448

Pappy, Josh, $Mikey, Brett, Stevie, and Korey show their business cards and Spoil Christian Bale classic: American Psycho!

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In New York City in 1987, a handsome, young urban professional, Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale), lives a second life as a gruesome serial killer by night. The cast is filled by the detective (Willem Dafoe), the fiance (Reese Witherspoon), the mistress (Samantha Mathis), the coworker (Jared Leto), and the secretary (Chloë Sevigny). This is a biting, wry comedy examining the elements that make a man a monster.

Release date: April 14, 2000 (USA)
Director: Mary Harron
Adapted from: American Psycho
Box office: 34.3 million USD
Distributed by: Lionsgate, Lionsgate Films
Cinematography: Andrzej Sekuła

American Psycho (2000) - Movie Review! #449

Stevie and his crew, Pappy & Josh, go searching in deep space!

Hey, Derbs.

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When the Event Horizon, a spacecraft that vanished years earlier, suddenly reappears, a team is dispatched to investigate the ship. Accompanied by the Event Horizon's creator, William Weir (Sam Neill), the crew of the Lewis and Clark, led by Capt. Miller (Laurence Fishburne), begins to explore the seemingly abandoned vessel. However, it soon becomes evident that something sinister resides in its corridors, and that the horrors that befell the Event Horizon's previous journey are still present.
Release date: August 15, 1997 (USA)
Director: Paul W. S. Anderson
Box office: 42 million USD
Casting director: Alex Wald
Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, CIC Video, Golar Productions
Budget: $60 million

Event Horizon (1997) - Spoilers! #450

Stevie, Pappy and Josh go urban exploring in suburban Detroit.
Will they meet any barbarians?


Thanks, Vera.

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A young woman discovers the rental home she booked is already occupied by a stranger. Against her better judgment, she decides to spend the night but soon discovers there's a lot more to fear than just an unexpected house guest.
Release date: September 9, 2022 (USA)
Director: Zach Cregger
Distributed by: 20th Century Studios
Box office: $45.4 million
Music by: Anna Drubich
Produced by: Arnon Milchan; Roy Lee; Raphael Margules; J.D. Lifshitz

Barbarian (2022) - Patreon Requested Movie Review! #451

Pappy, Stevie, and Chino of Cinema Junkies Review The Witch (2016)

Cinema Junkies: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8iqeyfWS8nouuQ0ibfTOGQ

the rutabaga: 
https://theseknottylines.bandcamp.com/

In 1630 New England, panic and despair envelops a farmer (Ralph Ineson), his wife (Kate Dickie) and four of their children when youngest son Samuel suddenly vanishes. The family blames Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy), the oldest daughter who was watching the boy at the time of his disappearance. With suspicion and paranoia mounting, twin siblings Mercy (Ellie Grainger) and Jonas (Lucas Dawson) suspect Thomasin of witchcraft, testing the clan's faith, loyalty and love to one another.


The Witch (2016) - Crossover Spoilers! #14.0

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