WYNWOOD IS DEAD

USA BASKETBALL IS NOT

If The Heat don't win a championship with Bam was it all a waste?

06 Heat Championship memories 

Who The Fuck Eats Wheaties??

Fantasy Football Dan hitting us with who NOT to draft this year

Our New Segment: De La Verdad De La Verdad!

The Brightside Go Full Upstate New York on us

The Poboy Shop/Bodega/Dolphins Museum in New Orleans

Andre Johnson Getting us Emotional About Miami

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De La Verdad De La Verdad

SAVE FLORIDA'S PARKS FROM RICH PEOPLE
Who let Kirk Cousin's have the aux?
Shout out to dogs
We translate Rata De Dos Patas for all the transplants and Steve
Danny tries to shame that Australian break-dancer but Steve isn't having it
Tom Brady, Olympic athlete? 
Steve rants about bad cart etiquette at Publix
Boston sports fans are once again terrible and so much more!

Rata De Dos Patas

TYREEK HILL CUFFED FOR SPEEDING IRONY IS DEAD
We tell you why you should gamble the rent money away 
Chappell Roan fucks
Where the NOLA Artists at??
Danny's at the millennial stage where he's learning about fungi
"You cant do that, Carlos from Homestead."
Time travel bonanza and so much more!

Cheetah In Cuffs/Time Travel Talk

SOMEONE TEACH TUA TO SLIDE OR SOMETHING

The Miami Dolphins are terrible again

A recounting of past Super Bowl halftime shows in the only two cities that know how to throw a party, Miami and New Orleans

Is Danny actually cursed??

Halloween Party at Jolt Radio!

Fantasy Football Knowledge so you can show your tio he doesn't know a damn thing 

Steve tries once again to rationalize his crippling gambling addiction 

The greatest Merengue song you've never heard and so much more!

Dale Zelda Dale!

HURRICANE PARTY IN ALLAPATTAH

Miami Dolphins games should be screened in Guantanamo

Is it safe to live anywhere??

The LONGEST football Sunday ever

A New York Minute from the depths of Steve's soul

Music from Las Nubes and so much more!

The Greatest Sunday/A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall

THE WORST HOMERUN CALL OF ALL TIME 

Did Jim Harbaugh poop himself?

The Dolphins literally play on a Native American burial site, how are you surprised that they're cursed?

Also, probably not a good idea to let a serial rapist be your quarterback

Steve admits he hates the Jets

"Danny Making Money Baby"

Onside kicks should be easier, discuss

NBA Fantasy Basketball Draft distracts the hell out of us

and so much more!

"Knock Me Down, There Ya Go!"

HALLOWEEN PARTY AT JOLT RADIO!

Batman may or may not have ran through Steve's backyard

All The Miami Pro Teams are terrible, enjoy

The Miami Marlins are a a ponzi scheme
Steve has a rough couple of sports weeks

DANNY COMPLETLEY FUCKS UP THE INTRO TO THE SHITTY KNICKS SEGMENT

Dolphins lose to a Call Of Duty kid

The Achilles snap people were kind of down for

Can't be doing Fortnite dances playing defense against a Hail Mary

A terrible Chicago accent from Steve

National Tight End Day getting us paid

Not sure if Danny should've said that word, but does Aphex Twin really scare them?

Ohtani, Gambling Legends

Baby Momma Basketball Battle!

Jimmy Butler got us talkin' coffee

Pretty legit Audible commercial and so much more!

A Halloween Extravaganza

MUUUUUSSTTAAAARRDDDDD

John is putting that Liquid Death money to good use

The Dolphins are giving us hope again, always a bad thing

A scorching hot back up QB take

Please don't let Thanksgiving suck

Kendrick does it again

The Heat starting to Heat up...?...I'm sorry I write these captions very late at night and I'm just trying to get through it

Vegan Thanksgiving Tips, why not

Keyboard Cat

If you play anything other than football on Thanksgiving, fuck you

Footy talk with Stevie

Fantasy Football Notes

Steve doesn't care if he embarrasses you at your wedding

and so much more!

John's Day With The Soundboard

ART BASEL TRAFFIC HOLDS NO QUARTER

The Miami Dolphins bring civic pride to dangerous new lows

Is Mike McDaniel too cute for football?

A Fake New York Minute

Football and Rugby, not the same sport.

Danny gets excited for a bet that ends up not cashing

Fantasy Football Dan gives us that real talk

An Art Basel Google Doc, the most Miami millennial thing 

And once again the show tries to make degenerate gambling even more appealing

The Art Basel Traffic Blues

Get the Miami Dolphins outta here



Let NFL players get drunk before games, trust me 



Let Jameis come to Miami, why not 



Ghosts of Dolphins Coaching Past



A New York Minute for the ages 



Entirely way too much Mets talk



A very special announcement 



Fantasy Football duds



Green Bay Packers talk for some reason



Mount Rushmore of Christmas Action Movies



Wayyyyy too much Beatles talk



Steve loves his 80’s music

and so much more!!

A Wonderful Meltdown Time

RasPunk in the house

Steve met Messi!

The Soundboard is indeed back

The 164 songs banned after 9/11

The Dolphins...we'll see.

and so much more!

Last Week's Episode We Forgot To Upload

EL BRAZO FUERTE IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE BAKERY

Is there an NBA team visiting Miami with an early Sunday tipoff? 
Bet against them

Chiefs vs Texans

John Jolt doesn't let Danny have a cool sticker

Papo thinks Josh Allen married Omarosa

Lions vs Commanders
(Sorry Detroit)

John caves and lets Danny have the cool sticker

Eagles vs Rams

The scam that is Miami Gardens

Do dome teams have any actual home field advantage?

Bills vs Ravens

There's like 30 min of action in a 3 hour football game

and so much more!

NFL Divisional Round And Danny Gets A Cool Sticker

Kyrie to Miami
Gordon Ramsey eats a snake
OJ shit
last minute MMA breakdown
music by WASTELANDS and Sekajipo

The Miami Sports Meltdown

Kyrie to Miami? 07/24/2017

Jay Cutler is somehow a Miami Dolphin
Fantasy Running Back Breakdown AF
Kyrie is still a Cav
Jerry Jones is an insipid old man
and do 3k listeners actually tune into us every week?

Jay Cutler, Savior. 08/07/2017

Golf sure is difficult. Are the 2004 Miami Heat really going to China? Where to get cheap beer in Atlanta.
Enough with all this anthem/flag shit. Why are so many dudes in their 30’s still into 90’s Professional Wrestling?
Shit’s different in Texas. The Miami Dolphin’s are scandal magnets. Would you get screamed at by Bill Belichick for a decade without a ring? Is everyone moving to Orlando? STEVE’S TOP 50 SONGS IS LIT and so much more!

Music:
Only For You by Heartless Bastards

Byedarond by Flughand

Intro:
Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra 

Outro: 
Can It All Be So Simple by El Michels Affair

25 Million Reasons To Move To China (7/26/2018)

The Heat don't want to give up shit
Yasiel Puig gives you sound
The Florida Marlins set up the Braves
The Dolphins are WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
NFL QB play, not so good
Will The Panthers go farther than any other Miami team in the playoffs?
Steve Price's TOP 50 SONGS!

Music:

I Wanna Be Your Dog by The Stooges
Pacific Theme by Broken Social Scene

Intro:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra 

Outro:

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michels Affair

"Hey Atlanta, I'll See You Soon Baby" (10/4/2018)

A quote by Matty Slims provides the title for another damn fine edition of The Meltdown. The fellas are watching Lebron's debut and wondering when is the power balance going to shift away from The Warriors in the NBA.
The Fantasy Sports Lounge reopens and so does the ongoing list of Steven Price's TOP 50 SONGS. A music discussion breaks out that brings out some passion about hate on The Beatles. 
Every New Yorker's dream, to toss out art deco from a house they just bought in Florida. 
Is Russell Wilson an elite QB?
Dolphins and Jets fans have one thing in common, abject hate for Tom Brady.

Music:
Pacific Theme - Broken Social Scene
Sao Paulo - CHIC
Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones
Gimmie Shelter - Merry Clayton
Neat Neat Neat - The Damned
Teenage Kicks - The Undertones
Been Doin' Me - Matty Slims
Headwiggle - Kashmere Stage Band

Intro:
Ffunny Ffriends - Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Outro:
Can It All Be So Simple - El Michels Affair

"In The Air Tonight" Is The White Man's "Big Poppa" (10/18/2018)

Art Basel descends on Miami and The Meltdown tries to work out its subtle nuances. The Dolphins are trash, so are The Heat. Steve's Top 50 songs and so much more!

Music:

Everybody's Happy Nowadays by The Buzzcocks
The Ballad Of El Goodo by Big Star
Levi Stubb's Tears by Billy Bragg
Up In Heaven (Not Only Here) by The Clash

Intro:
Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra 

Outro:
Can It All Be So Simple by El Michels Affair

Art Basel Bull**** (12/07/2018)

Dwyane Wade is beloved. 
Should you shoot someone in the head who's trying to steal your car?
Robin Lopez looks like he's about to snap.
Josh Gordon needs help, along with our fantasy teams.
Women still ain't getting respect in sports
The guitarist from Cannibal Corpse walks the walk
Steve's TOP 50 *REJECT* SONGS!
Steve also almost gets killed by a federal fugitive who makes his own liquor.
Skydiving for Danny?
Desi Arnaz reggae band and so much more!

Music:

Ali Baba by John Holt and Tim McCook

Intro:
Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra 

Outro:
Can It All Be So Simple by El Michels Affair

El Burrito Sabanero Is Coming To Town (12/20/2018)

Dedicated to the memory of Carol Rhinard.

Steve wraps up his Top 50 songs OF ALL TIME
...and a new music segment challenger approaches 

Fans sue for the right to tell teams that they fucking suck

The Melty's make a brief appearance
Heat talk and NBA standings reflection
Who was your favorite Jackass cast member?
The fate of Steven's Vegan Dish Of The Week.
Some ill-advised Kevin Spacey talk
our well wishes for the New Year!
and so much more!

The Meltdown Says Farewell To 2018 (12/27/2018)

With Adam Gase gone, who will continue to lead the Dolphins into mediocrity and hopefully Tua. What are the albums that changed the game for you, including Pork Soda. Manny Diaz goes full Sopranos on UM and Temple. When do you stop saying "Happy New Year"? Why are they still not playing NCAA players? They ain't paying women shit and so much more!

Manny Diaz Mafia-Style Takeover (01/03/2019)

The Jets get the scraps. Big Willie Style was jammed with bangers. The Heat bring down the lowly Celtics. NFL head coaches shouldnt be Offensive Coordinators under 40. Solider 76 is gay and how garbage the video game community is. Albums That Changed The Game and so much more!

South Beach, Bringing The Heat (01/10/2019)

BurgerGate, NFL Playoff bonanza, Scott's Tots, Albums that changed the game and so much more!

Smoked Meats (01/18/2019)

The Meltdown breaks down the NFL Championship games. We fuck with Tony Romo, but not so much Kyrie Irving. Time for the annual second guessing of Andy Reid's clock management. You really shouldn't make pass interference something you can challenge, chill out NOLA. Steve casually makes a reference to being in the mountains with friends and has never sounded whiter. DEREK CARR IS HERE TO FIGHT YOU
Outright sports schmoozing stories.
And so much more!!

Music:
Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra 
Can It All Be So Simple by El Michels Affair
Race For The Prize by The Flaming Lips
The Entertainer by Scott Joplin

Heart Eyes For Tony Romo And Kyrie Irving Is A Putz (01/24/2019)

NBA dominates the story lines even on Super Bowl week, Danny tells a story about flags

The Ballad Of Tingus Pingus (02/01/2019)

The Super Boring (02/08/2019)

The AAF tries to get its QB's killed, while the Heat's chances of shocking the Warriors get killed by the refs. 
Kareem Hunt is back and how cluttered is the dock on your computer?

Intro:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Miami -> Portland (02/11/2019)

Wade > Marino
LEAVE LEBRON ALONE
Miami Sports Mt Rushmore
Billionaires fucking up
KD is a baby

AB to Buffalo

Lebron Already Told You This (03/07/2019)

(0:35) Shout-out Uncle Lou (0:46) An Apology From The Miami Marlins that moves Danny to make a dubious purchase (2:41) Miami Dolphins Preseason with Fat FitzMagic (3:14) AB joins the show (4:24) Support Group For Phinatics (4:52) "Being a Dolphins Fan is like a sad country song” (5:42) The Sad Nap Sunday Ritual (6:25) The Kenny Stills/Stephen Ross thing (11:40) Hassan Whiteside, fuckboy (17:08) Antonio Brown complaining about head gear (19:40) Steven Price’s New York Minute! (21:46) NBA.com All Decade Teams and DWade Shade (25:37) Miami Artist Song Break! Hellbag by Las Nubes (27:44) VikingNinja Academy CEO Erik Melland! (40:46) Brian Cashman gets run up on (42:16) Zingus is dead to Steve (43:22) White Duo Of Hope (45:00) At this point we’re just picking fights with other Miami sports podcasts (46:45) Steve Leaves (47:18) Lamar Odom Blues and Steve Encore (49:04) Danny Trejo Shoutout (50:21) We forgot about Luka Donkey-ic (51:08) Steph Goes Down (52:59) Outro Rants

Songs:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Hellbag by Las Nubes

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

Viking Ninja Warrior (08/12/2019)

(0:47) Miami Beach and Boca encounters with weird people (2:38) A very odd pivot to the Miami Dolphins and their QB “situation” and how Josh Rosen is Cutler 2.0 (3:39) Prototypical millennial quarterback (4:42) Stugotz shoutout (4:51) Adam Gase, fiend (6:29) You can’t let your kid dunk on you and Percy Harvin (7:42) AB with a theory on Bill Belichick (8:52) Shut up Mo Bamba (10:00) What makes a rivalry? (11:11) JD And The Straight Shot (12:21) Matty Slims shoutout and props to the Bay Area, where ARod got got (15:40) Cabin In The Woods and Goodfellas and how its tough to see popular movies way past their time.  (17:43) Miami Artist Song Break! Melanin Poppin by Fudakochi (21:06) The Return of BETTER CALL PAUL with Story Of Miami Podcasts own Paul Crucet, we discuss the cyclist shooting on the Rickenbacker and do doctors have to identify themselves in the presence of random medical emergencies (38:26) Bird Poop Cocaine (40:25) Meltdown or Cooldown? Jay Z’s new job and should Kaep be mad? (49:29) Steven Price’s New York Minute (51:26) Porzingis and consent (53:15) Outro Rants 

Songs:

Ffunny Ffriends by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Melanin Poppin by Fudakochi

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

Meltdown Or Cooldown?(08/19/2019)

(1:06) Hurricane Dorian (3:12) The Dolphins gonna Dolphin (8:02) Boogie Cousins’ Baby Mama Drama (13:39) Should Carli Lloyd be an NFL kicker? (21:16) Mediocre Team USA (24:08) Miami Artist Song Break! The Ticket by Cyberbullies (27:23) Russell Wilson: Herb (28:48) This week’s guest: Christian Ochoa, Actor and Mensch (45:15) Fantasy Football Draft Prep (47:33) Kobe & Shaq (57:03) Outro Rants

Songs:

Hellbag by Las Nubes

The Ticket by Cyberbullies

Can It All Be So Simple by El Michel’s Affair

Shame Bait And Mamba Mentality (09/02/2019)

The front porch of Miami brings you all the sports headlines of the week, insight and healthy amounts of porqueria.

The Miami Sports Meltdown

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