* I often use this trident for gardening, you know.
* It's unconventional, and unwieldy...
* But it's with me all the time, so why shouldn't I?
* It's like 3 hoes in one, it's brilliant.
* Best idea I ever had.

Thumbnail by Perifrog:
https://www.deviantart.com/perifrog

Old thumbnail by UnShulf (they requested the change):
https://www.deviantart.com/unshulf

UNDERSWAP - The Gardener Of Eden

* Just... Lemme say one little thing.
* Seems like a waste to get in trouble just for talking to you a little.
* So why don't I get yelled at for some REAL carnage?
* Human...
* How do you feel...
* ... about LOSING YOUR FACE?!
* ...
* Nah. Ralsei'd kill me.
* I'll just burn a trashcan or something.
* ...
* Welp. See you 'round.

Sprite and thumbnail by Yertendo:
https://yertendotm.tumblr.com/

UNDERSWAP - The Power Of Mean Girls

HELLO, HUMAN!!
* heya, kiddo.
* congrats on making it this far.
I'M IMPRESSED!! SERIOUSLY!! YOU DIDN'T HARM A-
* wait.
* this song isn't gonna play, is it?
... NOPE... WHY ARE WE GIVING THIS SPEECH IF NOBODY WILL HEAR IT??
* dunno, paps. heh...
* what do we do to fill the time?
I'M NOT SURE, SANS!!
WE NEED SOMETHING... GENIUS!!
* something funny.
SOMETHING CLEVER!!
* something nobody'd see coming...
HMM...
I'VE GOT NOTHING.
ANYWAYS, HERE'S WONDERWALL.

Art by Dorked:
https://soundcloud.com/megaflamehedge
https://www.patreon.com/Dorked
https://twitter.com/Derpisms

UNDERSWAP - ANYWAYS, HERE'S

* Now I know what you must think of me, punk.
* That I'm all 'Mad Scientist' and 'Built a Death Robot' and 'Accidentally Blew Up Her House a Week Ago'...
* And I can't really blame you.
* I DO shout 'NGAHHH!!!' a lot.
* There IS a Death Robot, but you shouldn't worry about that.
* I AM a scary fish lady, and you're a total weenie. 
* Fuhuhuhu...
* Anyways, I promise I'm not THAT bad.
* Just a little reckless!
* Otherwise I wouldn't be Royal Scientist, would I?

This was played (on piano, for real) by Noire:
https://soundcloud.com/laucanosa-real

Thumbnail by Karlson:
https://twitter.com/Karlsonix_AA

UNDERSWAP - She's Playing Piano (Noire)

* Please settle in, Human.
* Make yourself at home.
* I know this place is not ideal, but...
* This is thee best I could do before your rather unexpected arrival.
* I hope you can find some happiness here, even if this Underground may not fully accept you.
* I will be here to protect you, if you need it.
* ...
* I missed this...
* ...
* Oh, sorry.
* This old fool is lost in the past again.
* I shall leave you to it.

UNDERSWAP - Your New Home

* Skipping class? On a trip, too?
* A-are you sure about this, Susie?

* Heh, scared?
* Don't blame you.
* I'm not here trying to drag you down with me.

* Um, I... um... I... I...
* I'm not scared! N-not at all!
* ... Okay maybe I am, but...
* It's the... The good sort of fear!
* So let's go already!!
* (before I get chance to rethink this...)

* ... Ok. Sure.
* Just don't blame me if Miss Alphys is pissed.

Sprite by Yertendo:
https://yertendotm.tumblr.com/

UNDERSWAP - Holiday Spirit

* Welp.
* Burned a trashcan.
* Still bored.
* So.
* How do you feel...
* ... about LOSING YOUR FACE?!

* But, you know, for real this time.

Sprites by ComradeErik:
https://www.deviantart.com/imcomradeerik
https://www.deviantart.com/undertalefratricide

UNDERSWAP - Face/Off

* Long ago...
* In a time of myth and legend...
* There lived two races:
* MONSTERS and HUMANS.
* Amongst these groups was whispered a LEGEND.
* It was a LEGEND of HOPE.
* It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.
* It was a LEGEND of LIGHT.
* It was a LEGEND of DARK.
* This is the legend of the SOUL.

* A Human SOUL holds the power of one trait, distilled down to its most basic form.
* The culmination of their being...
* Whilst a Monster's SOUL holds their magic. 
* However, the SOULs of every Monster in this Underground...
* Would barely stand up to the strength of one Human's SOUL.
* If, somehow, a being were to gain a Human SOUL... They could wield it. 
* And they could absorb it's strength.
* And if SEVEN were to fall into the wrong hands...
* A terrible calamity would occur.

* The sky will run black with terror
* And the land will crack with fear.
* As Human and Monsterkind's SOULs beat as one.
* And then, as the KNIFE's edge shatters the sky...
* They would all be silenced as one, too.
* This reality would end...
* And begin anew.

* I know our QUEEN is not the one to cause this legend.
* But no Monster should have that power.
* To hold calamity in her fingertips...
* To hold existence in her palm...
* Needless to say, I'm not a fan of that.
* ...
* So I won't let her get your SOUL.
* Not when she already has SIX...
* I'm on your side.
* I-I can't go past Mt. Ception, but...
* Until the end, I'm here to help.

Thumbnail by The Maverick. Unfortunately I have no link to use for credit, other than stating that they exist within the Mr. Spudman Discord Server if you'd like to meet them.

UNDERSWAP - The KNIFE's Edge

* METTATON™ - 9 ATK 1 DEF
* The recycled robot.
* An environmentally-friendly source of drama, romance and bloodshed!
* The ™ stands for Trashman, not Trademark.

Track by Nex:
https://soundcloud.com/nexthedumbass
Thumbnail by Unshulf:
https://twitter.com/UnShulf
Mettaton's hat and song title by Penny:
https://pocketpennytm.tumblr.com/

UNDERSWAP - One Man's Trash (Nex)

An Underswap take by Spudward.
This isn't going to be much or taken too seriously, it's just a little thing I'm doing for fun.

OST will not be in order.

UNDERSWAP - The Gardener Of Eden

Spud's UNDERSWAP

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