* A very long time ago...
* Back in the years of myth and legend,
* Two races inhabited the Earth:
* MONSTERS and HUMANS.

UNDERSWAP - Into The Dark...

* I often use this trident for gardening, you know.
* It's unconventional, and unwieldy...
* But it's with me all the time, so why shouldn't I?
* It's like 3 hoes in one, it's brilliant.
* Best idea I ever had.

Thumbnail by Perifrog:
https://www.deviantart.com/perifrog

Old thumbnail by UnShulf (they requested the change):
https://www.deviantart.com/unshulf

UNDERSWAP - The Gardener Of Eden

* A long time ago... I swore I would do what was best for this Kingdom.
* My Kingdom...
* No matter the cost.
* The cost this time is high, but I cannot break my oath.
* I'm sorry, Human...

* But I must fulfil my Royal Duty.

Thumbnail by Unshulf:
https://www.deviantart.com/unshulf

UNDERSWAP - Seine Königliche Pflicht

* Mushroom dance
* Mushroom dance
* Whatever could it mean
* ...
* It symbolizes how I am going to have to teach you, an innocent and naive human, how to survive in a cruel and unaccepting world.

Slightly modified sprite by Perifrog:
https://www.deviantart.com/perifrog

UNDERSWAP - A Real Fun Guy!

YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME...
BEATEN ME DOWN, LEFT ME ALMOST FOR DEAD.
TRUTHFULLY YOU TERRIFY ME...
AND TRUTHFULLY I WISH I COULD HATE YOU.
BUT TO GIVE IN TO HATE WOULD BE TO LET YOU WIN!!
AND I CAN'T DO THAT, NOT NOW, NOT EVER.
I CAN'T BETRAY MYSELF, EVEN IF I KNOW SANS WISHES I COULD.
SO PLEASE.
THIS IS MY FINAL PLEA.
HOPEFULLY THIS FINAL ATTACK REMINDS YOU OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN...
HOPEFULLY IT REMINDS YOU OF THE PEOPLE YOU'VE TAKEN FROM US...
AND YOU BRING THEM BACK.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN DO THAT. BUT SANS PROMISED ME THERE WAS A WAY.

SO PLEASE, HUMAN.
SHOW US MERCY, FOR I'M SHOWING YOU THE SAME.
WE CAN START AGAIN. WE CAN FORGET ALL THIS EVER HAPPENED.
AND WE COULD MAYBE EVEN BE...
FRIENDS.

Art by ComradeErik:
https://www.deviantart.com/imcomradeerik
https://www.deviantart.com/undertalefratricide

UNDERSWAP - FINAL PLEA

OH!! SOMEONE'S THERE!!
... A HUMAN??
DON'T WORRY, I DON'T INTEND TO CAPTURE YOU.
ADMITTEDLY, YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME.
SOMETIMES I COME HERE TO PRACTICE MY SAXOPHONE PLAYING.
I DIDN'T EXPECT ANY COMPANY...
ANYWAYS, I'M PAPYRUS!! PAPYRUS THE SKELETON.
TRUTHFULLY, THAT ISN'T QUITE AS CATCHY AS MY BROTHER'S TITLE FOR ME, BUT I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING DUBBED "THE TROUSLEMAN" SO PLEASE IGNORE WHEN HE INEVITABLY CALLS ME THAT.
...
ALSO, PLEASE EXCUSE HIS GOOFY AND THOROUGHLY AGGRAVATING PRACTICAL JAPERY, THAT MAY OR MAY NOT ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE YOU.
I ASSURE YOU HE MEANS WELL. AND I PROMISE I'LL MAKE SURE NO HARM COMES TO YOU, SO JUST PLAY ALONG.
... KNOWING HIM, HE'S TOO LAZY TO HAVE SET ANY OF IT UP ANYWAYS.

Thumbnail by Mwehster:
https://soundcloud.com/user-661772807

UNDERSWAP - THE TROUSLEMAN!!

* The sign reads:
* "Mt. Ception"
* "A Mountain within a Mountain!"
* The fact that this entire Mountain's name is a terrible pun...
* It fills you with DETERMINATION.

(Note: This area is a large, snowy mountain. The name comes from the fact that it is, indeed, situated within Mt. Ebott. Whether there is a mountain inside of Mt. Ception or not has yet to be checked.)

UNDERSWAP - Mt. Ception

* Hello.
* I'm Ralsei.
* And Human...
* It's ever so wonderful to meet you!
* I'm certain we're going to become the best of friends!

(Note: Ralsei is one of the members of the FUN Gang you encounter on your journey through Mt. Ception. He technically takes the role of Monster Kid, but he's not exactly the only one to do so.) 

Track by Wicher:
https://soundcloud.com/wichybitchy

Thumbnail by Snek. A user in my Discord server who has no other link for me to credit them, so they just asked me to explain this.

UNDERSWAP - The Best of Friends! (Wicher)

* Just... Lemme say one little thing.
* Seems like a waste to get in trouble just for talking to you a little.
* So why don't I get yelled at for some REAL carnage?
* Human...
* How do you feel...
* ... about LOSING YOUR FACE?!
* ...
* Nah. Ralsei'd kill me.
* I'll just burn a trashcan or something.
* ...
* Welp. See you 'round.

Sprite and thumbnail by Yertendo:
https://yertendotm.tumblr.com/

UNDERSWAP - The Power Of Mean Girls

HELLO, HUMAN!!
* heya, kiddo.
* congrats on making it this far.
I'M IMPRESSED!! SERIOUSLY!! YOU DIDN'T HARM A-
* wait.
* this song isn't gonna play, is it?
... NOPE... WHY ARE WE GIVING THIS SPEECH IF NOBODY WILL HEAR IT??
* dunno, paps. heh...
* what do we do to fill the time?
I'M NOT SURE, SANS!!
WE NEED SOMETHING... GENIUS!!
* something funny.
SOMETHING CLEVER!!
* something nobody'd see coming...
HMM...
I'VE GOT NOTHING.
ANYWAYS, HERE'S WONDERWALL.

Art by Dorked:
https://soundcloud.com/megaflamehedge
https://www.patreon.com/Dorked
https://twitter.com/Derpisms

UNDERSWAP - ANYWAYS, HERE'S

* Now I know what you must think of me, punk.
* That I'm all 'Mad Scientist' and 'Built a Death Robot' and 'Accidentally Blew Up Her House a Week Ago'...
* And I can't really blame you.
* I DO shout 'NGAHHH!!!' a lot.
* There IS a Death Robot, but you shouldn't worry about that.
* I AM a scary fish lady, and you're a total weenie. 
* Fuhuhuhu...
* Anyways, I promise I'm not THAT bad.
* Just a little reckless!
* Otherwise I wouldn't be Royal Scientist, would I?

This was played (on piano, for real) by Noire:
https://soundcloud.com/laucanosa-real

Thumbnail by Karlson:
https://twitter.com/Karlsonix_AA

UNDERSWAP - She's Playing Piano (Noire)

* Please settle in, Human.
* Make yourself at home.
* I know this place is not ideal, but...
* This is thee best I could do before your rather unexpected arrival.
* I hope you can find some happiness here, even if this Underground may not fully accept you.
* I will be here to protect you, if you need it.
* ...
* I missed this...
* ...
* Oh, sorry.
* This old fool is lost in the past again.
* I shall leave you to it.

UNDERSWAP - Your New Home

* Skipping class? On a trip, too?
* A-are you sure about this, Susie?

* Heh, scared?
* Don't blame you.
* I'm not here trying to drag you down with me.

* Um, I... um... I... I...
* I'm not scared! N-not at all!
* ... Okay maybe I am, but...
* It's the... The good sort of fear!
* So let's go already!!
* (before I get chance to rethink this...)

* ... Ok. Sure.
* Just don't blame me if Miss Alphys is pissed.

Sprite by Yertendo:
https://yertendotm.tumblr.com/

UNDERSWAP - Holiday Spirit

* Welp.
* Burned a trashcan.
* Still bored.
* So.
* How do you feel...
* ... about LOSING YOUR FACE?!

* But, you know, for real this time.

Sprites by ComradeErik:
https://www.deviantart.com/imcomradeerik
https://www.deviantart.com/undertalefratricide

UNDERSWAP - Face/Off

* Long ago...
* In a time of myth and legend...
* There lived two races:
* MONSTERS and HUMANS.
* Amongst these groups was whispered a LEGEND.
* It was a LEGEND of HOPE.
* It was a LEGEND of DREAMS.
* It was a LEGEND of LIGHT.
* It was a LEGEND of DARK.
* This is the legend of the SOUL.

* A Human SOUL holds the power of one trait, distilled down to its most basic form.
* The culmination of their being...
* Whilst a Monster's SOUL holds their magic. 
* However, the SOULs of every Monster in this Underground...
* Would barely stand up to the strength of one Human's SOUL.
* If, somehow, a being were to gain a Human SOUL... They could wield it. 
* And they could absorb it's strength.
* And if SEVEN were to fall into the wrong hands...
* A terrible calamity would occur.

* The sky will run black with terror
* And the land will crack with fear.
* As Human and Monsterkind's SOULs beat as one.
* And then, as the KNIFE's edge shatters the sky...
* They would all be silenced as one, too.
* This reality would end...
* And begin anew.

* I know our QUEEN is not the one to cause this legend.
* But no Monster should have that power.
* To hold calamity in her fingertips...
* To hold existence in her palm...
* Needless to say, I'm not a fan of that.
* ...
* So I won't let her get your SOUL.
* Not when she already has SIX...
* I'm on your side.
* I-I can't go past Mt. Ception, but...
* Until the end, I'm here to help.

Thumbnail by The Maverick. Unfortunately I have no link to use for credit, other than stating that they exist within the Mr. Spudman Discord Server if you'd like to meet them.

UNDERSWAP - The KNIFE's Edge

* METTATON™ - 9 ATK 1 DEF
* The recycled robot.
* An environmentally-friendly source of drama, romance and bloodshed!
* The ™ stands for Trashman, not Trademark.

Track by Nex:
https://soundcloud.com/nexthedumbass
Thumbnail by Unshulf:
https://twitter.com/UnShulf
Mettaton's hat and song title by Penny:
https://pocketpennytm.tumblr.com/

UNDERSWAP - One Man's Trash (Nex)

An Underswap take by Spudward.
This isn't going to be much or taken too seriously, it's just a little thing I'm doing for fun.

OST will not be in order.

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