* so here's what's gonna happen.
* follow these instructions, otherwise you won't like what happens next.
* first, you're gonna apologize. you're gonna grovel and beg, because by god the survivors deserve it.
* and it'd just be... sorta funny honestly.
* next, you're gonna hand your soul over to the king.
* and then you're gonna curl up and die, letting us leave.
* did you get all that? probably shoulda taken notes if not, but i doubt it's that hard to remember.

* (You take a step closer.)

* ah. honestly didn't think that'd work, would it.
* you really wanna fight.
* wanna do this the hard way.
* hm...
* well, alright.

* it's your funeral, kid.

Hope this is spooky enough for you, folks!

Art by ComradeErik:
https://www.deviantart.com/undertalefratricide

DownFall - VeneNium (Halloween Special)

So! I've had this idea floating around for a while and we at the Mr Spudman server have been putting together some content for it. Unfortunately, OtherParty just released, so we're kind of in a bad spot... Regardless, this is what we're doing now I guess.

darkdream is a Deltarune AU that follows Asriel and his roommate Chara (and various other 3rd Party Members) as they try and juggle their College education with the exploration of various Dark Worlds popping up across the campus.

We have plans for an OST, though we'll have to see how it pans out. At the very least we'll have concepts.

The first SoundCloud account can be found here. I've no idea if this will only be for Chapter 1 or if it will be for Chapter 2 as well, I guess we'll just see what happens.
https://soundcloud.com/darkdream-official

The logo creator can be found here:
https://wingeddogglob.tumblr.com/

(PS: OtherParty is cool too, go check them out.)

darkdream Announcement [700 Follower Special]

* ... look, kid. i think both of us want this all to be over... we just wanna live a normal life... right?
* unfortunately, as long as you're around i can't.
* and i guess it's the same the other way round, heh...
* ...
* every time you... you do that thing you do, with time.
* stopping and starting, left and right... ripping us from one position and shoving us into another...
* it's only a matter of time until everything stops for good, right?
* ... 
* and the worst part...
* i-is that i feel it.
* every single time.
* i know it happened, but... i can't remember. i can never remember.
* i'm losing my mind, i... i know i can't keep doing this...
* ...
* i'm sorry.
* you've probably heard this a hundred times already, haven't you...? 

(This is a Trousle. Just go with it.)

800 followers. God damn.
I haven't even uploaded since 700, or at least not to my main account. I feel slightly bad, so I decided to make this special a little larger than usual.
I know 800 isn't that major of a milestone, but it does mark the point where I'm closer to 1000 than 500. That's weird to think about, but I'm not going to complain.

I don't really have that much to say, except thank you.
I've not been having the best time recently, but making music has helped, so that thanks is fully genuine. I don't know where I'd be without you all.

Art by my friend Kara:
www.youtube.com/channel/UCam1Say3wJqvHkWPAoX6e0w

UNDERSWAP - anomaly. [800 Follower Special 1/2]

OH MY GOD!
MY GLORIOUS, ALMOST PERFECT BATTLE...
IS TAKING PLACE ON SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY?
...
HMM.
I'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT THEM EVEN HARDER FOR YOU!!!

Original Track by @smartcellist1
Aftergore Discord: https://discord.com/invite/WbzykND

Happy birthday Cellist.
I know I haven't interacted with you too much and sometimes in the FURTHERFELL team chat I've been an asshole, but you're cool.

[Aftergore IV] Radical Royal Knight! (SmartCellist1 Birthday Special)

... WHAT HAVE I GOT LEFT?
YOU TAKE IT ALL FROM ME... TIME AND TIME AGAIN...
AND EVERY TIME I FEEL LIKE I'M BACK ON TRACK, YOU DESTROY THAT TOO...
AND TRUTHFULLY, YOU TERRIFY ME.
AND TRUTHFULLY, I WISH I COULD MUSTER UP THE WILL TO HATE YOU.
...
BUT THAT'D BE LETTING YOU WIN.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
NOT NOW. NOT EVER.
EVEN IF I CAN TELL SANS WOULD BE ASHAMED OF ME, I... I CAN'T BETRAY WHAT I STAND FOR.

SO PLEASE, HUMAN.
I'M OFFERING YOU PEACE. A WAY OUT.
A CHANCE FOR YOU TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU'VE TAKEN AWAY... AND SOMEHOW BRING IT BACK.
SANS TOLD ME YOU'D KNOW A WAY...

I HOPE THIS ATTACK REMINDS YOU OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN.
WE CAN START AGAIN, FORGET ALL THIS EVER HAPPENED...
AND MAYBE WE COULD EVEN BE FRIENDS.
NYEH HEH HEH... HEH...
...
THIS IS MY FINAL PLEA.
I HOPE YOU HEAR ME OUT.

(This is essentially a Megalo that only plays during the special attack.)

By the time I actually got this track finished, I'd long since crossed the 850 followers mark. Which is funny considering what this is celebrating.
This also means I'm now closer to 900 than to 800, so I need to get to work on whatever I release for that too. This exponential growth is both startling and heart-warming, it's nice to know that there's people out there actually enjoying what I put out into the world considering I'm trying my damnedest.
I've been having a rough time recently, that's part of why I've slowed down a lot. But I'm still here.
I'm always gonna be here.

The piano was played live by this wonderful person:
https://soundcloud.com/its-peppermint/tracks
And the thumbnail was drawn for me in a rather quick timespan by this equally wonderful person:
https://soundcloud.com/menaceofsesamestreet/tracks
https://twitter.com/UnShulff

UNDERSWAP - FINAL PLEA [800 Follower Special 2/2]

This track's been on hold for a really long time, it's nice to actually get to release it to the world.
I'm proud of it, even if I can't say it's objectively good.

Fellswap Emerald by SuavicremSoftened.
Art by mobile.twitter.com/honsho_001

FellSwap Emerald - Midnight Parley [Official]

HERE WE ARE, HUMAN.
NOBODY TO HOLD ME BACK, NO BROTHER TO MOCK ME...
NOTHING STANDING IN THE WAY OF MY TRUE GOAL!
POWER!! PRESTIGE!! GLORY!!
ALL COWER AT MY FEET...
OR RATHER THEY WOULD. 
IF IT WERE NOT FOR YOU.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF MINE.
IT MAY NOT HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY POSSESSION, BUT I AM THE RIGHTFUL OWNER,
BECAUSE HUMANS DON'T HAVE RIGHTS AT ALL!!
OUR LAWS DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR YOU PEOPLE... 
WE DIDN'T PARTICULARLY EXPECT YOUR ARRIVAL, AFTER ALL.
STILL.
IN EVERY WAY, I AM JUSTIFIED.
THIS IS HEROISM, AND YOUR DEFIANCE IS... UNHEROISM??

SO.
I INVOKE MY POWERS AS A ROYAL GUARDSMAN.
I ORDER YOU TO REMOVE IT FROM YOUR POSSESSION AT ONCE!!!
OR... WELL.
I SHALL HAVE NO CHOICE...
BUT TO TAKE THAT SOUL MYSELF!!!
MWAH HAW HAW!!!!

Original by https://soundcloud.com/underfelll
(this one was Wicher, not me)
Thumbnail from https://underfell.tumblr.com/

[UNDERFELL] MWAH HAH HAH!!! + Necromelee (Peeled)

(SIGH...)
HOW DID SOMEBODY AS COOL.
AS IMPORTANT.
AS SIMPLY GLORIOUS...
AS MY GREAT SELF, WIND UP ALLIED WITH A DENSE NUMBSKULL LIKE YOU?
* i mean, i found the kid, didn't i?
THAT WAS ME!!!
OR AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT THE RECORDS SHALL SHOW.
* eh. sure. 
* whateva helps ya sleep at night, chief.
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!

Thumbnail from https://underfell.tumblr.com/

[UNDERFELL] THE RULE OF COOL!! + Boneterror

* ... toxic?
* you think i'm... toxic?
* what, are ya gonna say i'm manipulative too?!
* ...
* oh.
* oh, you... you are.
* you are...
* ...
* look, kid.
* let me tell ya something.
* and show you whilst i'm at it.
* (... This isn't good.)
* i don't *need* to be manipulative.
* (We should go.)
* i wouldn't need to *trick* people into doing what i want them to.
* and you know...
* (Like, right no-

* you know why that is?!

* BECAUSE I CAN FUCKING.
* MAKE THEM.
* REGARDLESS.

[CONTEXT: This takes place after the IRSE moment, at the MTT Resort restaurant. Though we haven't shown it yet, throughout the AU Sans has a concerning line of controlling, manipulative behaviour; Frisk finally decides, after his speech about his toxic friendship with Toriel, that it's time to call him out. He... doesn't take it well.]

Thumbnail by Penny:
https://pocketpennytm.tumblr.com/
Frisk design by Mars:
@verywittyurl
Sans design by the Maverick, who has no link for me to use sadly.

SIX LEAGUES UNDER - double down. [Halloween Special]

HUMAN.
ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS.
... FEELINGS SUCH AS...
FEAR.
FEAR OF LOSING EVERYTHING YOU KNOW TO BE TRUE.
DESPITE EVERYTHING ALREADY BEING LOST.
AND THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR A VERY LONG TIME...
THESE FEELINGS...
THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU'RE FEELING, HUH?
NYEH HEH HEH...
YOU AND ME BOTH, HUMAN.

YOU'RE TERRIFIED, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.
YOU HAVE NEVER FOUGHT OUT OF BLOODLUST, OR HATRED, BUT JUST...
FEAR. IT HAS TO BE FEAR.
WE'RE MONSTERS, AFTER ALL, I CAN'T REALLY BLAME YOU!
OR AT LEAST, I COULDN'T.

UNTIL YOU WENT FOR HIM.

HE OFFERED YOU MERCY, I'M SURE.
AND YOU IGNORED IT.
AND YOU IGNORED THE REST, TOO.
AND THAT'S... UNFORGIVABLE.

BUT MY ACTIONS CAN'T BE FORGIVEN, EITHER.
IF I HAD STEPPED IN EARLIER, MAYBE...
... MAYBE I'D STILL HAVE SOMETHING LEFT TO PROTECT.
NOW I JUST HAVE MY PRIDE.
AND MY DESIRE FOR RETRIBUTION.
AND MY FLEETING HOPE THAT MAYBE THERE'S A WAY TO TURN BACK THE CLOCK.

...
YOU KNOW...
DESPITE EVERYTHING...
...
I'M STILL GLAD I MET YOU, HUMAN.
YOU HAVE TAUGHT ME SO MUCH.
AND HAVE REMINDED ME THAT AN OLD FRIEND WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

IN THIS WORLD...
IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED.
AND AT THIS POINT

I don't care which it is.

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So this really is it.
1000 followers felt like an impossibility when I got started, and now not only are we here, but I'm late to the milestone!
Funny how these things turn out, I guess.

It's been a hell of a ride, honestly. And even though my music has slowed down recently (due to College, I'm still here I swear) I've still been getting attention, and people have still cared about me and what I do. It's nice to know some people out there actually give a damn about this random person's music on the internet, honestly.

Dissension was the song that started my foray into the Undertale Soundcloud Community, so it's only fair I give it another shot this time around. However the song's got a lot of covers by now, so I wanted to do something a little different. You can probably hear what I mean, so I won't go too into depth there.

What I will go in-depth on, however, is the people that got me here. Because I didn't do this all on my own. I won't be able to list everyone, and it's gonna be too long for the description, so it'll be in a separate document!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y6x15WUw6Aqu8WRbB5ZkhC30X_oBLTFttPjW-INwxGs/edit?usp=sharing

Also, this Swapfell Papyrus art and design (which I have been using for a very long time) was created by an old friend of mine. I don't really have a way to credit them, and haven't spoken to them in a long while, so... Sorry about that, kind of in a tough spot here.

[SwapFell] DISSENSION (1000 Followers Special)

I RAN OUT OF MINUTES GUYS IDK WHERE ELSE TO SAY IT
GO TO MY ALT I UPLOAD THERE RN
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO
THANKS GAYS

Questions nobody asked:

Can I have (song name)'s FLP?
Nah. I'm very protective of my FLPs sometimes.

Can I use (insert song here)?
Nope. Again, I'm protective of my terrible creations.

How old are you?
Like most potatoes, I only last for around 3-5 weeks if stored in the pantry.

What is your sexuality?
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)

Do you breathe?
Yes, potatoes respire and photosynthesise.

Tracks by Spudward