Believe nothing or Believe everything

Would you believe it?

FAKE NEWS / TELL ME YOUR LIES
Look at the mountains / Look at the seas
Look for some answers / Learn by Degrees
Look at the moments / You are throwing away / Throwing Away
Looks like solutions / All have a price to pay / Price to Pay

Tell me your stories / Don’t let facts get in the way
Tell Me Your Lies / TELL ME YOUR LIES
Tell me you’re honest and I should believe the things you say
Tell Me Your Lies / TELL ME YOUR LIES

I say I love you / But is that true
I’m such a liar  / And so are you
I’m Old and Crazy and without a doubt
I think I know what I’m talking about

Hard Times / In The Soft Machine
The Nightmare that is The American Dream
Fat Cats Still Got The Cream
Fake News / Just Like It’s Always Been

The World Goes Round / So don’t forget
The USA / Playing Russian Roulette
The playground bullies are old and grey
It’s The Way Of the World / It’s just the way

Fake News / I’m such a liar  / Fake News / And so are you

FAKE NEWS

HOLD FAST

Stu Who? ~ 2019

There’s nothing you can do
There’s nothing you can say
They’re never going to give it up
They’ll never walk away
The power that they have
Addictive to the last
You’re never gonna vote them out
So hold on
And Hold Fast

Hold Fast and Hold your anger
Hold Fast and Hold that thought
Hang onto what you hold dear
Love like that can’t (cannot) be bought

Hang onto aspirations
Hang onto childhood dreams
Life is what you make it
Life isn’t what it seems

Hold Tight / Hold Fast
From first to last
Hold Fast /Hold Tight
Stand Up / Against the Right

Nazis coming back again
And things are out of whack again
Everything you care about
Is fading out / Is fading out / Is fading out /
Without a doubt
Racism is on the rise 
Hate abounds and Freedom dies
See the evil in their eyes
They’re telling lies and telling lies
When Truth is gone your Freedom Dies

Hold Fast and Hold your anger
Hold Fast and Hold that thought
Hang onto what you hold dear
Love like that can’t (cannot) be bought

Politicians telling lies
Fake news and alibis
Doesn’t matter what they say
Live to Lie another day
Fuck Channel Four, and ITV
And fuck your fucking BBC
Fuck The Mail and Guardian too
They don’t express my point of view
Some journalistic pompous ass
Can’t represent the working class
Dick Dick Tation Corporation
How many bribes to rule a nation
Dick Dick Tator – Detonator
Do it now or Do it Later

Looking for a safe solutions
The only answers revolution

Nazis coming back again

Stu Who?~2019

HOLD FAST

I Used to be a Bad Boy, back in the 80s and 90s, and delighted in shocking tight-arsed sensibilities, and did this song, in many different forms over the years, and at big festivals like Leeds, Reading, and Glastonbury, this blew the fukking roof off, especially when they joined in, and oh they most certainly did

The foto is from early 2000, when I was cool as fukk, or at least thought so … LOL

The music is by KMFDM (Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid) a German industrial band from Hamburg

FUKK ME - STU WHO?

OLD

I’M OLD – AND THAT’S A FACT
HALF KNAKKERED – IT’S THE FINAL ACT
YOUNG PEOPLE – SEEM TO THINK
THEY’RE COOL – AND THEIR SHIT DON’T STINK

TRUST ME – YOU’LL GET HERE TOO
CAN’T PISS, CAN’T SHAG AND IT HURTS TO POO
YOU’LL PAY – FOR THE LIFE YOU’VE LED
FORGET YOUR NAME AND PISS THE BED

LIFE IS A BED OF ROSES / SURROUNDED BY MANURE
WITH THORNS ON EVERY STEM / LIFE’S A PAIN AND DEATH’S THE CURE

LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT / IF YOU FAKE IT / NO ONE KNOWS
TAKE IT BY THE NECK AND REALLY SHAKE IT TILL IT GROWS

I’M OLD / AND THAT’S THE TRUTH
AIN’T NO / ETERNAL YOUTH
YOUNG PEOPLE / A SHOOTING STAR
YOU’RE TWICE AS DUMB / AS YOU THINK YOU ARE

LIFE IS A BED OF ROSES / SURROUNDED BY MANURE
WITH THORNS ON EVERY STEM / LIFE’S A PAIN AND DEATH’S THE CURE

STU WHO 2020

OLD - STU WHO?

DISCO DAZE

How I hated Disco / How I hated Disco / How I hated Disco
When I was young
How I hated Disco in the 70s and 80s
It seemed the very Death of Rock and Roll
At the time that seemed a bad thing
How little then I knew of Funk & Soul
That rhythm changes / That rhythm changes / That rhythm changes And Rock’n Roll could swing
And learn to Funk / And hit a groove / And make a move
And Doo Dat Ding

How I hated Disco / Till New World Order / 
Gave us Blue Monday’s dance -floor beat / And it hit the street

That Disco Funk can shake your Junk
That Disco Beat will kill you / That Disco Beat will thrill you

Become a Dancing Fool / Like Big Frank said you should
You may be wrong / But at least you did the best you could
Disco Doo-Dah / Disco Delight
BOOGIE NIGHT / NIGHT FEVER

Stu Who? 2020

DISCO DAZE - Stu Who?

MISTER POLITICIAN

HIT ME, HIT ME, HIT ME HIT ME
MR POLITICIAN CAN  YOU TELL ME WHERE YOU’VE BEEN
YOU DON’T MEAN WHAT YOU SAY
AND YOU DON’T SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
MAKING YOUR DECISIONS WITH A VISION THAT IS BLIND
TO THE NEEDS AND NOT THE GREEDS
OF YOURSELF AND OF YOUR KIND

YOU GIVE US GIVE US EVERYTHING WE WANT
AND NOTHING THAT WE NEED

MRS POLITICIAN
THEY TELL ME YOU’RE MAGNIFICENT
FROM WHERE I’M STANDING YOU DON’T SEEM VERY DIFFERENT
THE SAME OLD PROMISES / THE FUTURE IS A BETTER PLACE
THE SAME OLD SERVANTS
WHO THINK THAT THEY’RE THE MASTER RACE

I CAN SEE THROUGH YOU
AND ALL THE THINGS YOU DO
DON’T THINK I’M IMPRESSED
BECAUSE YOU SEEM SO WELL-DRESSED
YOU’RE JUST A MANNEQUIN
IN A HUMAN SKIN

EVERYTHING YOU WANT
AND NOTHING THAT YOU NEED

EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES
EVERYTHING THAT LIGHTS YOUR FIRES
EVERYTHING YOU SAY YOU LOVE
EVERYTHING IS NEVER 
EVERYTHING IS NEVER ENOUGH

Stu Who? - 2020

MR POLITICIAN - STU WHO? 2020

NO FUTURE

AND HERE WE GO NOW

GOING FORWARD AND YOU CAN’T GET BACK AGAIN
THE FUTURE’S CALLING AND IT’S LOOKING BLACK AGAIN
THEY’RE FUKKEN MENTAL IN THE USA
AND WE AIN’T ANY BETTER IN OUR OWN DAMN WAY

NO FUTURE / NO FUTURE
WE’RE SAYING IT AGAIN COS IT’S THE SAME OLD SHIT
WE’VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE / WE’VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE
BUT WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT / WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT
NO WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE

THE RIGHT ARE RISING AND WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT
FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN / WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS RIGHT
THE RIGHT TO LIVE / THE RIGHT TO DIE
THE RIGHT TO KNOW THE REASONS WHY

JOHNNY WAS ROTTEN / HE BECAME A JOKE
HE NEVER MEANT A SINGLE WORD HE SPOKE
JUST MAKING MONEY FROM ANARCHY
JOHNNY SAVED THE QUEEN A PLACE IN HISTORY

NO FUTURE / NO FUTURE
WE’RE SAYING IT AGAIN COS IT’S THE SAME OLD SHIT
WE’VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE / WE’VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE
BUT WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT / WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT
NO WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE

GOING FORWARD AND YOU CAN’T GET BACK AGAIN
THE FUTURE’S CALLING AND IT’S LOOKING BLACK AGAIN
THEY’RE FUKKEN MENTAL IN THE USA
AND WE AIN’T ANY BETTER IN OUR OWN DAMN WAY

NO FUTURE / NO FUTURE
WE’RE SAYING IT AGAIN COS IT’S THE SAME OLD SHIT
WE’VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE / WE’VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE
BUT WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT / WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT
NO WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE

NO FUTURE

STU WHO? ~ 2020

NO FUTURE - STU WHO?

EXTINCTION SURVIVAL
Stu Who? ~ 2020

Do I – Have your attention / Do we – Have enough time
Do you – Think there’s a problem / Do They – Know they’re in the firing line
If I had the Wings of Dove  / I’d fly up in the sky
And shit upon them from above
I have nothing but contempt for their tiny, tiny minds
For the carnage they create and the mess they leave behind
Blaming over population / Blaming those who suffer most
Opinion is a tidal wave / And they’re all living on The Coast
Barely living on The Coast
Extinction – No Fiction / No rival for our Survival
If you don’t care anyway / You won’t share anyway
You lose your patience / And you’re pretty vacant
No matter what you say / If you can’t find a way
Be a friend and not a rival / To help with our Extinction Survival

Can I – Get you to listen / Will you – Do what we need
If we – Do it together / We’ll win – Satisfaction guaranteed – 
If I had the Wings of Dove  / I’d fly up in the sky and shit upon them from above
I have nothing but contempt for their tiny, tiny minds
For the carnage they create and the mess they leave behind
Blaming over population / Blaming those who suffer most
Opinion is a tidal wave / And they’re all living on The Coast
Barely living on The Coast
Extinction – No Fiction / No rival for our Survival
WAY-OH / SEIZE THE DAY OH / COME WHAT MAY-OH

If you don’t care anyway / You won’t share anyway
You lose your patience / And you’re pretty vacant
No matter what you say / If you can’t find a way
Be a friend and not a rival
For Extinction Survival
Do I – Have your attention / Do we – Have enough time
Do you – Think there’s a problem / Do They – Know they’re in the firing line

WAY-OH / SEIZE THE DAY OH / COME WHAT MAY-OH
WE’LL FIND A WAY / OH YES WE WILL
OH YES / YES / YES WE WILL
YES / YES / YES WE WILL

EXTINCTION SURVIVAL

WHO’S GOT THE MONEY?
Stu Who? ~ 2020

WHO’S GOT THE MONEY, HONEY / WHO’S GOT THE MONEY, HONEY 
WHO’S GOT ALL THE DOUGH / WHO’S GOT ALL THE CASH
WHO’S GOT THE MONEY, HONEY 
WHO’S GOT ALL THE POWER, MAKING MILLIONS EVERY HOUR
DO YOU RECKON THEY WILL EVER MAKE ENOUGH
AND THEY SAY  / THAT MONEY  /CANNOT BUY YOU LOVE

WHO’S GOT THE MONEY, HONEY / 
WHO’S GOT THE WHERE WITH ALL 
TO WANT IT ALL / AND STILL COME BACK FOR MORE

IT’S ONLY MONEY, HONEY / IT’S ONLY MONEY, HONEY 
AND THEY SAY  / THAT MONEY  /CANNOT BUY YOU LOVE

IT’S A RICH MAN’S WORLD / LOOK WHAT THEY’RE DOING
RUINING LIFE / FOR THE LIKES OF YOU AND ME
IT’S A RICH MAN’S WORLD / LOOK AT THE DEVASTATION
EVERY OCEAN EVERY RIVER EVERY FLOWER EVERY TREE
IT’S A RICH MAN’S WORLD / LOOK AT THE POWER
IF IT WAS USED FOR GOOD / JUST THINK WHAT WE’D ACHIEVE

AND THEY SAY THAT MONEY CANNOT BUY YOU LOVE

BUT IT’S A RICH MAN’S WORLD / AND FOR THEIR PLEASURE
KILLING EVERYTHING WE TREASURE  / AND ALL THAT WE BELIEVE

WHO'S GOT THE MONEY? - STU WHO?

ABRONHEAVEN OR ABRONHELL
Stu Who? ~ 2020

I LIVE IN A TOWN CALLED CUMBERNAULD
IT SITS UPON A HILLSIDE AND IT’S FREEZING CAULD
FOR HALF OF THE YEAR BUT THE OTHER HALF’S NICE
HALFWAY TO HELL AND HALFWAY TO PARADISE
DEPENDING ON YOUR LUCK AND DEPENDING ON YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
SOME AREAS ARE PRETTY BAD / SOME AREAS ARE REALLY GOOD
I LIVE IN THE PART CALLED ABRONHILL
OH WHAT A THRILL

THERE’S A BOOKIES AND A CHIPPY AND A BAKERY
SOMETHING THERE FOR YOU / AND SOMETHING THERE FOR ME
WAZIM’S SHOP WHERE THE STAFF ARE REALLY NICE
AND HE SELLS HIS STUFF AT REASONABLE PRICE
THE TOP OF BROOM ROAD LEADING DOWN INTO THE GLEN
WHERE THE BLUEBELLS GLOW AND EVERY NOW AND THEN
WE WALK TO THE VILLAGE WHEN I AM FEELING FIT ENOUGH
LUNCH AT THE BLACK BULL GIMME FOOD AND GIMME LOVE
GIMME FOOD AND GIMME LOVE

THEY TORE DOON THE HIGH SCHOOL
AND THERE’S NOTHING IN ITS PLACE
AND OUR LOCAL SHOPPING CENTRE IS A DISGRACE
KIDS ON MOTORBIKES DRIVING ON THE FOOTPATHS
NO DOING IT FOR BADNESS / JUST DOING IT FOR CHEAP LAUGHS
TOOK AWAY THE MALTINGS AND SHUT THE WOODCUTTER
BOTH PUBS GONE / THEY’RE AS SLIPPERY AS BUTTER

THEY’RE TEARING UP OUR HEARTS AND SOULS
AND TEARING DOWN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
TELLING US THAT RIGHT IS WRONG
AND TELLING US THAT BAD IS GOOD

THEY’RE TELLING US LIES / AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
IS IT IT ABRONHEAVEN I LIVE IN / OR ABRONHELL
OH WELL


LIVING IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD / CAN BE EITHER BAD OR GOOD
AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL / IT MIGHT BE ABRONHEAVEN
OR IT MIGHT BE ABRONHELL
CAN BE EITHER BAD OR GOOD / LIVING IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

I LIVE IN A TOWN CALLED CUMBERNAULD
IT SITS UPON A HILLSIDE AND IT’S FREEZING CAULD
FOR HALF OF THE YEAR BUT THE OTHER HALF’S NICE
HALFWAY TO HELL AND HALFWAY TO PARADISE

ABRONHELL

Inspired by my friends who have risen above the abuse and pain they've suffered .... And flown, like eagles ... for Colin x and Gillian x and all those fighters who fly!!!

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE
Stu Who?

AND IF YOU FLY LIKE AN EAGLE / NOT A CLOUD UP IN THE SKY
CAN YOU TELL ME
DO WE NEED TO BE LEGAL / DO WE NEED TO WONDER WHY
OR DO WE NOT

AND IF YOU LISTEN TO THE LIGHT / AND IF YOU’RE DANCING IN THE NIGHT
YOU’LL HEAR THE DARKNESS / YOU’LL FIND THE DAY

THERE’S A MOMENT HERE IN TIME / THERE’S A LONG AND LASTING LINE
THAT ONLY FOOLS KNOW / THAT SAY IT’S SO

THOUGH IT SAYS YOU MUST BE PATIENT
JUST IN MY IMAGINATION / THINGS WILL BE FINE
ALL YOUR WORRIES AND DISASTERS
END UP HAPPENING IN THE PAST / EVERY DAMN TIME
IT WORKED OUT FINE

TIME HAS SUCH A WAY OF HEALING
EVERY HURT AND EVERY FEELING / STILL WILL BE MINE

IF WE CAN JUST AGREE / TO STOP THE ENDLESS MISERY
WE’LL FIND A BETTER DAY / WE’LL FIND A BETTER WAY

GETTING BULLIED COS YOU’RE GAY
GETTING BULLIED COS YOU’RE BLACK OR ASIAN

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE

FLY LIKE AN EAGLE

CHILL
Stu Who? ~ 2020

I could really tell you / If you wanna hear the story
We were young and we were foolish
Acting cool and Hunky Dory

David Bowie’s Thin White Duke
Was turning into Fatboy Slim
Instead of doing drink and drugs
They started going to the gym

We could party / We could tango
We could dance the night away
We could shake a tail-feather
Everything was A-OK

Party days are over / Life’s been put on hold
Locked inside our little boxes
Growing bored / And getting old

Thinking of those Good Old Days
When we’d dance all night
Dancing like there’s no tomorrow
Turns out we were right

CHILL … and do it all again
Chill … I still remember when
Chill … and give it all you got
Chill … until (you’re) IT’S HOT

We could party / We could tango
We could dance the night away
We could shake a tail-feather
When everything was A-OK

Stu Who? ~ 2020

CHILL - Stu Who?

JACK YOUR BODY
Stu Who?

JACK BE NIMBLE / JACK BE QUICK / JACK JUMPED OVER A CANDLESTICK
HE WASN’T OLD BUT HE WAS A MAN / HE LIVED IN THE SAND BY THE ISLE OF MAN
I’M JUMPING JACK / AND IN A FLASH / I JACK IT UP / AND I’M A GAS

J’ACCUSE / THAT’S WHAT JACKIE WILSON SAID
HE MIGHT BE RIGHT / IT’S IN HIS HEART AND IN HIS HEAD

JACK RUBY AND JFK / DRANK JACK DANIELS SO THEY SAY
IN JAKARTA PART OF ME / BEGAN TO SEE SUCH POVERTY
I’M ALRIGHT JACK / AND JACKANORY
SAME OLD LIES AND SAME OLD STORY

IT’S LIKE A RAINBOW / SHINING UP ABOVE
IT’S LIKE THE MOON GLOW / SHOWING US HER LOVE

TAKE ME UP AND BACK AGAIN
LIFT ME UP AND AND SHOW ME HOW AND TELL ME WHEN
WAKE ME UP AND JACK MY BODY ONCE AGAIN
AND COUNT TO TEN

ONE FOR THE MONEY AND TWO FOR THE SHOW
THREE TO GET READY AND GO MAN GO MAN GO

SPUNKMUNKEY

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