ft. Valley Squidd

oh my squid is on u
oh my squid is on u
oh my squid is on u
oh my squid is on u

i dont want conversation
bitch i ink from masterbation
all my friends crustacean
if u squid den y u hatin

i saw another squid
lookin at me in my eye
i saw that squid
i jus wanna make her mine

do u wanna ink w me

Flying Underwater And Also In The Sky

t shirt and jacket
its worth every seem
its matching my undies
but u cannot see
the feeling of wearing my rick owen jeans
im expensive
my outfits perfectly complete

im dapper
abundantly strapped up in garbs
the poor people watch
as i shine like the stars
diamonds and emeralds
enchant my whole wardrobe
no grimes on the rick
as i ride on my steed

t shirt and jacket
and rick owen jeans
supreme on my boxers 
and shoes hella clean
the logos all on me
so u know who i be
materialism owns me
ill do anything

just promote a new brand 
and ill spend every cent
its harder and harder
to keep up on rent
dont know if i can just
normally live
burberry pants 
i did it again

im drippin
i flex on da children
i tell em money is everything
that they envision
hatin on my rick stop yo bitchin
im gonna attack u
with fiery vengance

RAWR
DONT U SEE WHAT IT COMES TO
RAWR
DONT U SEE ILL BUY ANYTHING
RAWR
DONT U SEE THAT I WANT TO
STAND OUT
RAWR
THATS Y I FOLLOW THE TRENDS

NEW TREND ALERT!!

hit my jib like a retard
imma hit the jib till the speak hard
hit my jib like a retard
flippin off the bird in the walmart

actin like a retard at the walmart
in the toy aisle
ridin round in da small cars

jibbin like a retard
everywhere dat i go
i think u think too fast
u think i think too slow

im just stoned, my brother in christ
i respect thee
smoke like a retard 
im jibbin till next week

cow feces
i eat it all
jesus set me free
i be humbled mongst da cross
i fly wit da sparrows
i feel like jack sparrow
i think i have mental illness
WILL FERREL

i know all actors in chronilogical order
i memorize names not faces, im sure thats
robert dinero
i tell by the scent
robert loggia, i knew it i told ya
i walk in his presence
i lose my composure
willem defoe, sacha baron cohen,
edward norton theres more
i cant mention
if i said every actor i know by the name
thisd exceed 20 minutes
i love knowing actors not actresses
watch films and
study technique, so i can be actor
but they wont hire a retarded fart butt

so i go inda sea 
and found out what a butt was
live in da ocean
i live like a squid does
they cant call me retard no more
imma fish bruh
(more den a mortal
cuz i got da squid love)

(narrator)
but he didnt realize that he could not swim
ur human ur stupid u live on da land
he drowned that same night
in 4 inches of water
a shame to break news 
to his daughter

Like A Retord

Fruit PUNCH

feel like im kevin james
love to spread da hate
feel like lebron james
ballin since da third grade
talk loud ya heard me
raw skin
burning
scratchin at the penis
witta knife
look i made a smile

found a happy meal box
but its empty
now i am angry
gonna kill babies
stab at the neck of a citizen
im sorry buddy
i didnt see ur taxes
semen strains scattered cross da mattress
douchebag asked if i wanted $20,000
but i said no fuck i look like
put a penis where ur mouth is

Cutting A Penis

birthday squid onna friday
not a sunday
squid party its a good day

takin a bath wit da squids in da ocean
i heard a party whats all the comotion
the birth of a squid god a beautiful moment
bow before squid god
godess of da ocean

birthday squid onna friday
not a sunday
squid party its a good day

Birthday Squid

im articulate
the way i spit is rythmetic
i eat my spinach wit da fork
and i wont leave until
my plate is finished
be a witness
once my powers have reached
maximum levels
i read the scriptures to prevent the devil

i am trying
to formulate the perfect flow
it requires good timing
i need to let it flow from my chest
dont u know that im the best

(motherfucker interrupted me)

bitch im jibbin jibbin jibbin 
bitch im jibbin jibbin jibbin
with persistence
perserverance
bitch im
bountiful with benefits from universal 
decisions
when somebody else speaks to me
i dont listen
im tryna achieve financial stability
bitch look at me 
im the epitomy
of making some good ryhmes

ive been rapping for a real long time
i think i know the formulas 
to create such flows
the secret is between the lines
of reality and mind craft
im eating nachoes

Spinach Cunt

squid of my dreams (prod. yung3n)

im only 20
but i feel complete now
i finally found that squid of my dreams
im only 20
but i feel like a squid now
tentacles drip when u swim up to me

im inda ocean
i feel like a squid now
drip drip splash
hear the universe cry now
the beauty of the squid
too immaculate for human eyes
she need disguise to hide her tentacles
from fish and mankind

im inda ocean
i feel like a squid now
drip drip splash
hear the universe cry now
cuz dat squid is so so beautiful
squid sex looks like acid visuals
im swimmin deep into her walls
our souls connect by tentacle

bitch im deep inda ocean
deep inna squid
shoot magic in dat bitch

Squid Of My Dreams

Sinful One

pretty little squiddy
when i look into ur eyes
tentacles surround me
my body paralyzed
take me to the ocean
spread my wings 
angel squid fly fly fly

333
33 squid
333
33 squid
??
333 squiddy imma god
??
333 ur da squid i want

Pretty Squiddy

bitch ur not a squid
wheres ur 3rd eye
we got one eye
but its the 3rd eye
u got 2 eyes
ur tentacles got fingers
wheres ur suction cups
i dont understand
u human fucks

of course i am smart
voted donald trump
im squid need my rights
i dont give a fuck
ill be a clone at a 9-5
get da bucks
sell my soul to the squids
now im livin free

im not lookin for da cash
it come to me
im squiddy im magnetic
pull da energy
take long wet bath
i look like michael cera
care to kiss a squid like me
i am god

drop a squid inda tartar sauce
i never loss
drippin so hard at the ross
imma asshole
punch a damn baby
then i flex my true religion
im spreadin my religion
american christian is how im livin

look at my 3rd eye
squid 3rd eye 1 eye
ima bird guy i admire dem lil creatures
cuz as squid
i used to fuckin fly

my tentacles r naughty
my tentacles r so damn naughty
my tentacles r saucy
marinara sauce do u wanna lick it off me
big muscles on my body
thats impressive for a squid
i am godly
i am prolly
thee only squid in the army
ima build sum houses for da blind
then burn it to the ground
they wont see what made em die

post traumatic squid syndrome
keep a knife betwix my pillows
killin babies killin dogs
killin everything in sight
but i open my 3rd eye
cuz im squid (but its one eye)

Pineal Squids

love to murder babies
love to murder babies
love to murder babies
love to murder babies
killin all the babies
killin all the babies
abortin all the babies
killin all the babies

my sister never call
my sister never call me
call me at all
call me at all

so im choppin at da necks
choppin at da necks
of the babies dead
dead

so im choppin all da necks
choppin all da necks
chop choppin all da necks

dont call my phone
dont call my phone
my sister gotta special ringtone

Abortionbby ft. Valley Squidd

do u wanna watch dis jib
do u wanna watch dis jib
do u wanna watch dis jib
would u be a friend

please watch my jib
it gives me dopamine
this jib is so milky
do u wanna watch me hit this

imma jibby man
livin wit the jibby dudes
do u wanna hit the jib too
its cool with me
lets jib to the moon

Watch Dis Jib

the squids they guidin me to the ocean
they keep repeatin that i am chosen
the squids they guidin me to the ocean
im followin them wit my full devotion

Guide Me To Pure Bliss

imma squid from virginia
squid from virginia
squid from virginia
i file my taxes 
file all my taxes
file my taxes
imma squid citizen
imma good squidizen
imma good squidizen
imma squid from virginia
squid from virginia
squid from virginia
bitch i file my taxes
file all my taxes
file my taxes

im from da deep blue sea
ima squid if u look n see
if u get too close imma ink
ima squid
ima squiid

File All My Taxes

Feel Like Harry

i appreciate u
i appreciate u
i appreciate everything
from my boo
i appreciate u
i appreciate u
i appreciate everything
that u do

wake up in the mornin
hang w my baby
smoke in the mornin
kissin on my baby

Appreciate U

its only 7 in the mornin
and the boy aint right
im tryna eat my breakfast
and he skips by with delight
id thought id taught that boy enough
to lead him towards the light
but hes friends with the neighbors boy
no females roam in sight

bobby u got no skill
how will u pay the bills

i dont know dad

cuz ur stupid now im gettin real
drop kick ur stupid face into oblivion
till u realize that propane 
is more than efficeient
just get u a job at Strickland Propane

but dad thats hard work
id rather decay
in the corner of my room
the bed which i lay

but son ur my boy
i wont let u stray
from the propane family
ur destined boy dang

but dad idk
i might dissapoint

now son u do that
when u join a sport

That Boy Aint Right

heinz (prod. anythingtypebeats)

i need my ketchup
u needa catch up
spendin all these bands
on sum muhfuckin red stuff
angel blood
put it on my fries
add a lil love

heinz ketchup
what u doin to me
heinz ketchup
got my booty grooving
heinz ketchup
they might probably sue me
cuz im not their spokesman
ima regular citizen

muhfucka u dont even know
how to eat right
squirt that damn ketchup
on ur plate
u eat like ur blind

heinz ketchup 
what u doin to me

if u dont eat heinz
then u must be fuckin stupid bitch
u eat dat offbrand
u a fuckin lunatic
imma eat da heinz
till i croak
in my fuckin bed

neva fuck wit mustard
heinz brother till i die
(2x)

heinz ketchup 
what u doin to me
(until end)

heinz

i have a vagina
i have a vagina
i have a vagina
china

damn, can't you see my vagina?
damn, my vagina is so freaking cool
i'm so fucking cool, dude 
look at my vagina

fuck, i'm so fucking cool
fuck, i'm so fucking cool
fuck, i'm so fucking cool
damn, thats why you fucking drool
don't you know the fucking rules? 
follow them precisely, damn it!
damn, i don't need fucking tools 
to solve THIS math equation
i just use my fucking brain, 
like a fucking man with a vagina
is it that fucking hard 
to fucking understand, 
you fucking piece of shit?!

didn't you know, that my vagina 
fucking drips??

drip drip drip drip drip drip (woah, now!)
drip drip drip drip drip drip (oh, yeah!)
drip drip drip drip drip, on my boxers
now my balls hurt
cause i replaced it with a fucking vagina!

don't you fucking look at me like that,
you fucking piece of shit
i will fucking fuck you in the neck,
motherfucker
i will punch you so fucking hard
from here to now
I WILL FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

MY VAGINA HURTS
MY VAGINA'S IN PAIN
MY VAGINA'S IN AGONY

OH MY FUCKING GOD
MY VAGINA HURTS SO FREAKING BAD, 
it's crazy...

I have a vagina, and it makes me cooler than you

how much gayer
can i get without sayin
later haters
with the rat matt
slap u in the ass 
pat pat
give me dat 
booty groovin to da max
ima grab a trash bag
and i use it as a mask
ima grab a pencil
and i use it as a back scratcher
rash haver
glass shatters
buttholes ur ass backwards
black blacker
crab laughter
stab u in the back after
dagnabbit
damn rabbit
fuck u in the neck gasket
so ratchet
clothes snatchin
im nude when i do magic
did u know i got loose snatches
drop habits
cough blackens
throw u off the roof
splatters
show u that the words dont matter
show u that the worlds retarded
open up the soul w laughter
ur penis has destroyed my bladder

gay man

grown men comin up to me
with a april 15th sticker
wicker chairs burnin in the heat

anus wit da chedda cheese
onion sauce
now i cream
enchancin my low self esteem
butter frog
so it seems

pcp
when im off it
i cant do my abcs
but i recite the torah
with pure delicacy
trick or treat
smell my feet
give me somethin good to eat
all week long i been starved
i desire weak souls

and another week goes
by my eye 
i know what i know
if u wanna buy a person
then i gotta guy for those
gotta lotta brands in my wardrobe
gucci rick louis prada always drip
till a new brand comes out 
and it makes more hits
and it fits my fits
it takes me back to the year 1986

anus wit da chedda cheese
im no lebanese lesbian
isnt me
anus wit da chedda cheese
greek yogurt in between
me and my brethren
my disciples forced to follow me
letter e
could start many words
more than 3 
elephant
emerald
ebola
etymology
elbows are my arms knees
enderman gives me
erections
ejected out my anal beads
use my enema
to keep enemies from weaponizing
all the science
that ive grown to use now everyday

(leap frog freestyle)

anus + many things

free DJT

(my mom gone so i can be loud)

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun
Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run, but I ran too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico

Laid in the hot joints takin' the pill
In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said, "Willy Lee, your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty hack that shot your woman down"

Said, "Yes, sir, yes, my name is Willy Lee
If you've got the warrant, just read it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy, but she had five more"

When I was arrested, I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and it took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail
They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail

Early next mornin' 'bout a half past nine
I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Hocked and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said, "Come on you dirty hack into that district court"

Into the courtroom, my trial began
Where I was handled by 20 honest men
Just before the jury started out
I saw the little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man
Holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree
I hollered, "Lordy, Lordy, have mercy on me"

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
99 years in the Folsom pen'
99 years underneath that ground
I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down

Come on, you gotta listen unto me
Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

Cocaine Blues

havin sex wit da neighborhood cats
for a change in direction
donald got my vote in elections

legalize oppression
spread around depression
corrupt the media with fake AI best friends
make all the kids stay inside get invested
market towards 4-80 
im molested
by democrats
i hate them cunts their evil
their the devils rats
hillary and sleepy ass joe needa take a nap
follow donald trump needa get the truth to the mass
if some dumb muhfucka wins, i collapse

im no brain surgeon but i do the math
if i insert this here i will complete the task
everybody countin on me i need to relax
feel the pressure on my back
i might take a slip

for u dumb muthafuckas out there
suck my dick
??
i am heaven sent
god sent me as his only son
oh my fucking god i think i did something wrong

what could i have done wrong
i followed the manual
did i not trust in the lord hard enough
where do i belong in this world 
i am banished to
satans realm of the dark
i feel consumed

let the be a journey and a lesson
to u cunt rags
im talkin to u Arius and Valley Grimm, scum bags
fuck u inda neck wheres the cum at
follow da lord repent let the love clap

clap clap clap clap clap
clap yo anus
ur itty bitty anus clap ur anus
ur poop riddled anus 
clap ur anus
clench it tight now
my anus clench all right
love my anus

Neighborhood Cat

u best hold dat knife like a weapon
u could never recreate 911
what a tragedy truely sad to see
how pathetic this punk muhfucka be

i am wealthy catch me sailin seven seas
and i see a squid
he look just like me
long teeth, flat build, look like michael cera
when my hair is wet
i resemble michael cera

i dont care at all what my mom will say
if i come out the closet say that i am gay
oh wait, this a freestyle i meant really straight

i refrain i rebutle, yet again
im fortunate for benefits, i financially gain
the mormons tortured the former daughter
i formulate a query
what motivated u to call this all a theory?

(it was a inside job, thanks Bush.....)

9-1-1

As down the glen one Easter morn
To a city fair rode I
There armed lines of marching men
In squadrons passed me by
No fife did hum, no battle drum
Did sound its dred tattoo
But the Angelus bells o'er the Liffey's swell
Rang out through the foggy dew

Right proudly high over Dublin town
They hung out the flag of war
'Twas better to die 'neath an Irish sky
Than at Suvla or Sud el Bar
And from the plains of Royal Meath
Strong men came hurrying through
While Brittania's huns with theirlong-range guns
Sailed in through the foggy dew


But the bravest fell, and the requiem bell
Rang mournfully and clear
For those who died that Eastertide
In the springing of the year
And the world did gaze in deep amaze
At those fearless men, but few
Who bore the fight that freedom's light
Might shine through the foggy dew

Foggy Dew (The Dubliners Cover)

Closeted Men ft. Valley Squid x Squetch

Hard As Fuck ft. Squidklique

In The Neck

Sleepy But Still Hard ft. squetch

faggots dont know about this one
or dat one
imma show u how to cum
faggots dont know that im squidward
that im squidward

(squiddy)
oh fuck u patrick
imma shove u inda asshole backwards
woah fuck u little bastard
rock lobsta fuck u inda butt
ur imposter
while im eat pasta wit yo mama

woah fuck u boy u a stupid ass kid
ima man 
respect, my authority

(squidbby)
fuck u boy im 45
im not tryna chase u around the kitchen, boy
im too old
im not tryna walk around i just wanna go to sleep
cuz im workin all day
fo yo bitch ass

for yo bitch ass to fall asleep
inna nice bed
fuck u bitch u are damned
dead to me 
dead dead to me
dead dead to me
dead dead to me

Patriarchal Disappointment

Well, I was thumbin' from Montgomery
I had my guitar on my back
When a stranger stopped beside me in an antique Cadillac
He was dressed like 1950
Half drunk and hollow-eyed
He said, "It's a long walk to Nashville
Would you like a ride, son?"

And I sat down in the front seat, he turned on the radio
And them sad old songs comin' out of them speakers
Was solid country gold
Then I noticed the stranger was ghost-white pale
When he asked me for a light
And I knew there was something strange about this ride

He said, "Drifter, can ya make folks cry when you play and sing?
Have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strings?"
He said, "Boy, can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
'Cause if you're big star bound let me warn ya, it's a long, hard ride"

Then he cried just south of Nashville
And he turned that car around
He said, "This is where you get off, boy
'Cause I'm goin' back to Alabam'"
As I stepped out of that Cadillac
I said, "Mister, many thanks"
He said, "You don't have to call me Mister, Mister
The whole world called me Hank"

He said, "Drifter, can ya make folks cry when you play and sing?
Have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strings?"
He said, "Boy, can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
'Cause if you're big star bound let me warn ya, it's a long, hard ride"

He said, "Drifter, can ya make folks cry when you play and sing?
Have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues?
Can you bend them guitar strings?"
He said, "Boy, can you make folks feel what you feel inside?
'Cause if you're big star bound let me warn ya, it's a long, hard ride"
If you're big star bound let me warn ya, it's a long, hard ride

Squidbby

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