based on the true story of when i was murdered at the rainforest cafe

shit the claps are so loud!

rainforest cafe
burger w mayonnaise
gimme the pizza pie

rainforest cafe
burger w mayonnaise
i’m gonna bleed you dry

take it to the limit
i won’t lose i wanna win it
i will kill you i will eat you
i will cough out out your innards

fake it you’re the winner
i’m a messy mouthed sinner
lemme beg you for forgiveness
while the seas are full of fishes

rainforest cafe

under control the strokes cover (slightly better mix lol)

produced by slime queen and jon warlick @j_war
mixed and mastered by jon warlick

platonic (jon's mix)

rainforest cafe (slightly better mix)

xiayewanFUCKITUP 夏！夜！晚！风！夏夜晚风夏夜晚风夏夜晚风

roommate

this is slime queen’s christmas album
this is slime queen’s christmas album

months have passed by
was moving on
swiping through hinge 
somehow through which

my roommate is dating the roommate of your girlfriend
i hope that this means that someday i’ll see you again
i recently noticed you unfollowed me on instagram
but i can’t help thinking life’s long and that we don’t know when…

people split up 
people come back together
snow piles up 
people move on forever

winter’s tough alone
without another
so i’m grateful
for friends and their lovers 

my roommate is dating the roommate of your girlfriend
he’s on a zoom meeting and baby the walls are thin
he can hear me singing bout how i'm not fully over you
the echoes are ringing but for now not tryna bother you
 
so there’s a blizzard
and we’re hanging out my place
me and my roommate’s boyfriend
or your girlfriend’s roommate
i don’t think he likes me as much as he likes our other roommate
i’m a little weird around him but this is also not about me
i wish the best to all the happy couples out there
we’re making hot chocolate tonight
and it’s cozy as fuck

merry slimemas

xlb

Shoot it shoot it shoot it like a bow n arrow [mulan image]
Suck all the juice out my pussy Like it’s bone marrow 

Tonight he wanna take me out to din tai fung 
But I’ll only let him do it if he’s din tai hung 
My titties are tiny but my booty bove average 
My pussy on the other hand (three hands) is wet as the Atlantic 

I’m juicy juicy juicy juicy Juicy as a xiaolongbao
Keep ur man away from me If he don’t wanna drown drown 
bitches try to come for me but they just end up kowtowed
Me n Chun li should collab cuz she my fellow oriental

I’m no cupcakke smth like egg tart 
174 lsat I’m real booksmart 
But I don’t give a fuck bout ur model minority 
Just show me the dick at ur azn fraternity 

diaspora poetry is kinda corny 
But it gets me the money plus I’m really horny 
Give it to me give it to me give it to me yeah 
She feelin naughty and she want it bad

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