"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.

Sometimes jokes can go too far, even when you're NBA Legend, Larry Bird. Eric Barger takes us on the journey of three friends, Ike, and Nick and Larry Bird, in his take on IANALB. Yummy, yum yum!

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Eric Barger - IANALB

"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.

Big trucks have big needs! And if you're gonna try to get under the hood of THIS Lifted 2020 Super Duty Ford F-350 Platinum Everest Edition, Molly Doan needs you to know that you'd better be ready to crush some manifold!

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Molly Doan - A Lifted 2020 Super Duty Ford F-350 Platinum Everest Edition

"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.

Fancy some fully funny frank frivolity? Nick Pettigrew's got you covered in this mouth full of a reimagining of the acronym FFS. Open wide frankophiles! 

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Nick Pettigrew - Frank's Franks Steamer

"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.

Corinne Nelson - UNICEF

Jesse Jones - BDSM

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Nick Pettigrew - AsianGangOpolis

In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.

Bill Wallis describes the relationship between a bunch of bikes. Just bikes, there's nothing at all more to be read into it at all. Bikes.

Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36642672

Bill Wallis - The Truth About Tandem Bicycles

In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.

Jesse Jones unravels the conspiracies hidden in this point and click docu-adventure CD-Rom. AOL Keyword: Real Hardy

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Jesse Jones - The Real Hardy Boys

In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.

Can Nick Cage beat the odds and avoid his fate? Aaron Weaver chronicles the perilous journey.

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Aaron Weaver - Back In The Dump Truck

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. 

High above the judgmental land below Jesse Jones' "Shoepocalypse Airship Zero" caters to the most despicable in footwear tastes.

Hear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-004-the-book-of-luke-36643294

Jesse Jones - Shoepocalypse Airship Zero

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Here, Jesse Jones takes you on a tour of acute place to call home: The City of Angles. Yes, ANGLES.

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Jesse Jones - The City Of Angles

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.

Jaclyn Weiand invites fans of all sorts of books to "Marge's Books", her Islamic book store in the heart of Salt Lake City, Utah!

Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-002-all-js-all-the-way-36643650

Jaclyn Weiand - Marge's Books

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Jordan Gannon would like, if it is not too much trouble, or an interference in your daily activity, to extend to you a heart felt invitation to visit The Polite Township of Proper Etiquette and Manners. Please and thank you.

Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-016-best-of-stab-volume-3-poetry-robot-37181510

Jordan Gannon - The Polite Township Of Proper Etiquette And Manners

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Joe-Joe Louis invites you to a place where the simpler times never got more complicated and reminds of you of the power of the corrective slap. Welcome back to 1950s Middle AmericaVille.

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Joe - Joe Louis - 1950s Middle AmericaVille

"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.

Jordan Gannon introduces young CHAMPS to this early childhood misogyny education program. Beat misogyny into cold fearful submission!

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Jordan Gannon - MSNBC

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Jon Gomora would like to invite you to stay away from the thriving city of Sassyburgh, where they're probably talking shit about you right now.

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Jon Gomora - Sassyburgh

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Come, visit one of the most popular destinations in all of the Nintendo Entertainment System. Jesse Jones is here to show you around.

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Jesse Jones - Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Luke Soin invites us to experience the NEW tight, taut, TikiBarberopolis and forget its old frumpy, round with child location.

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Luke Soin - TikiBarberopolis

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Joe-Joe Louis invites you to the town of Normandy. Never mind the big wall of dead people, Normandy has so much more to offer visitors. So come on down!

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Joe-Joe Louis - Normandy

"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.

Hey, hi, hi. Need vape supplies? Need lunch? Edgar Granados wants, he NEEDS you to come to Harold L. Vaperman's House of Vape! These prices are so low and this business is so illegal. Please buy something, but don't tell the principal!

Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40271145

Edgar Granados - Harold L. Vape Vaperman's House Of Vape

In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.

There is an old Spanish Folktale that is known by Jesse Jones which speaks of the day El Diablo taught young Manuel a valuable lesson: Be a Cock, have Cock fingers! It's a weird folk tale...

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Jesse Jones - El Diablo Tiene Un Palo Polla (The Devil Has A Dick Stick)

"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.

It's difficult, being a person of any color other than white, and holding off the forces of caucasia. Alfonso Portela knows the struggle and shares it with you in his story of TWA or Total White Assimilation.

Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40322518

Alfonso Portela - TWA

In "Vows to an Asshole" panelists are presented with a universally recognized asshole, to whom they will be professing their undying love and commitment in their own personally prepared wedding vows.

Under this altar of woven limbs, Alfonso Portela proclaims his love for Vlad the Impaler to be ever greater than any stack of dead babies this or any other world world has ever known.

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Alfonso Portela - Vlad The Impaler

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Get in your car which has been likened in size, to a WHALE, and come on down to B-52s-atopia, Ben Feldman's gonna show you around and maybe take you out for some LOBSTER!

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Ben Feldman - B-52s-atopia

"Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show.

Behold the decree of High Emperor Groucho the Second (Jesse Jones)! No, you'll actually like the decrees. They're pretty awesome. Grab a knife and bowl! You'll need 'em!

Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41551532

Jesse Jones - Inverse Fellatio

With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.

Alfonso Portela gives a fresh re-interpretation of a holiday classic, telling the story of the psychological effect of seeing Mommy giving Santa Clause a special kind of kiss.

Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41800830

Alfonso Portela - Twas The Night Before Christmas

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Have you always thought a place with streets lined with broken dreams and discarded hentai magazines would make a perfect place to call home? INDUBITABLY! Well so has Joe-Joe Louis, so let him show you around Joe-Joe-A-Ville!

Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=43186549

Joe-Joe Louis - Joe-Joe-A-Ville

With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.

It's not that Chris Emery was the first to see it, but he WAS the first to articulate the desire that we all have deep down inside for these tiny butt holes, covered in cheese.

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Chris Emery - Bagel Bites

"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.

There are a lot of ways to resolve conflicts. Here, Jesse Jones encourages you to consider presenting your POOP when trouble rears it's smelly head. Because Pleasant Options Open Possibilities!

Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=46218150

Jesse Jones - POOP

"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.

Funkalicious beats, rock climbing, COOKING! Edgar Granados invites you to get to know Acid Jazz, learn to fly in a world of mystery and fusion. Scat with Edgar, feel the moment, let loose, let your spirit jog through time and space!

Listen to the entire episode HERE: https://podknife.com/episodes/1745837

Edgar Granados - Acid Jazz

With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.

Even Stephen Ferris can't believe what he's about to read, in this ode to the tight, enveloping power of the compression sock, and HE wrote it. Share with him the joy that only purposefully tight hosiery can provide. 

Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2pNG7zD

Stephen Ferris - Compression Socks

In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.

Come see what everybody's groaning about in SillyJokesylvania! Let Jesse Jones show you around the rib tickling, eye rolling paradise that IS SillyJokesylvania! Knock-knock, (who's there?)  Play. (play who?) Play this STAB! Cut now and enjoy!

Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2qyGOgs

Jesse Jones - SillyJokesylvania

With "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.

Science and comedy share so many elements. Like manganese and neon. Court Hansen expresses the periodic table of elements in the only way that makes any sense: in the form of a slam poem. The science nerds will get it.

Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2N8gsxC

Court Hansen - The Periodic Table Of Elements

It's like the STAB! Podcast, except small and easier to swallow. It's STAB! Cuts!

STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News & Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, 

STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.

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