You can't call yourself an outlaw, if you've never been in jail. -- Lyrics written by PNW's Cowboy and Marine Ron Chant!

The OG reading his lyrics... https://youtu.be/21ucsaIInoo?si=mZZAGzZdpduxU0xo

LYRICS

I was over at my girlfriend's house, drinking beer with her old man
Somebody loaded up a pipe, and it went from hand to hand
When it came around to me, I passed it on to someone else
It don't bother me, but I don't smoke, myself

Suddenly a bunch of POLE-LEASE came crashing through the door
Waving guns around and throwing people on the floor
Then they snapped the handcuffs on us and they pushed us in a van
Took us to the courthouse and they threw us in the can

Oh you can't call yourself an outlaw, if you've never been in jail

Well they woke me up next morning, and they hauled me into court
There's a judge in a black robe, he was bald and fat and short
He just sat there frowning, down at me from up there on his throne
It was plain to see he'd spent the night alone

He said innocent or guilty, I said innocent, I swear
He said 90 days in jail, for having too much hair
I looked over at my lawyer, and I whispered what the hell
You can't call yourself an outlaw, if you've never been in jail

Oh you can't call yourself an outlaw, if you've never been in jail
Every outlaws been a resident of the crossbar hotel
You can't call yourself an outlaw, till you've done a little time
Cuz outlaws more than just a state of mind
I'm doing 90 days in county jail when my only crime,
was being in the wrong place at the wrong time
You might think that I'd be bitter, but I figured what the hell
You can't call yourself an outlaw if you've never been in jail

Sometimes I'm a little slow, I guess but I can't figure out
What gives the law the right to come and break into your house
Then they take you to a prison and they lock you in a cell
And it's all done to protect you from yourself

But there's a bunch of damn good people being treated worse than thieves
Locked up in a prison cell because they smoked a few green leaves
And if I can't say I've enjoyed it, and was worth it all because
When they finally let me out of here, I'll be a real outlaw

Oh you can't call yourself an outlaw, if you've never been in jail
Every outlaws been a resident of the crossbar hotel
You can't call yourself an outlaw, till you've done a little time
Cuz outlaws more than just a state of mind
I'm doing 90 days in county jail when my only crime,
was being in the wrong place at the wrong time
You might think that I'd be bitter, but I figured what the hell
You can't call yourself an outlaw if you've never been in jail

Oh you can't call yourself an outlaw if you've never been in jail
Oh you can't call yourself an outlaw if you've never been in jail
Oh you can't call yourself an outlaw if you've never been in jail

TDMX's You can't call yourself an outlaw, if you've never been in jail!

Attention Outlaw Country, find yer fukin' balls. If yer gunna open yer gawddamn mouth, say something that makes a fukin' difference! We can motivate MILLIONS to stop evil, TODAY! If yer not, become a pop singer, hell, ya already are, so get off of Outlaw country's nutz.

LYRICS

Ya fell this world, from bad ta wrong
Pushing your rot'n pills, too damn long
Tain't n'more truth, Jus death n sin
Lost souls' n hate n fires again

Pushing fear, this ain't the way
When ur panty waist judge, let's devils play
Naught'a slap on a wrist, no eye for eye
So you burnt our town, but'it ta'int yer groun

Ya went too far, it's time to go
With my Bible, cuz I know
And Wit my razor, I'll cut you down
And with my gun, I don't fuck around

You crossed the line —
You crossed the line —

Ya strung too far, despite 'em stars
They built you up, n bent yer bars
Woke's your queen, do what you're told
You raped the street, n treasures stole

The sinners'll swing, we'll snatch your hope
Time for big tall trees, ain ol piece o' rope
When your sins arise, we'll mow 'em down
Karma is how bitches drown.

You crossed the line —
You cut our kin, so there's
No more talkin, slim
(You crossed the line —)

You crossed the line —
You trade in lives,
No' mercy, in this here hive
(You crossed the line —)

You crossed the line —
Ya think your new, but is'iz old
Doin' what you're woke damn told
You crossed the line —
(You crossed the line —)

I'm here, to put you down
It ain't no fun, when I gots da gun
You painted clowns, and pussy jokes
You're gunna hate, what ya woke

Ya hope a'satans', got some power
But Wit this'a fist, I'll pluck dat flower
Time to taste, what you hid
N smash yer face, in those piles ya did

You crossed the line —
(You crossed the line —)

Yes, yer billionaires, gunna pay
Cuz ur jack-boot masters, payin' air'devils ta slay
Coverin your tracks, notta a fact to find 
Let's you perverts trade, our shortest kind

You cut our country, to bleed it thin,
Ya lie it's progress, but groomins 'a sin
U Whisper lies, n I'll knock gat taste frm u
Notta a gawd'damn thang, you-can-do

You crossed the line —
Slow or fast, it's your ass
Don't care, cuz you won'tpass
(You crossed the line —)

You crossed the line —
With yer filth and sin
You called us down, he put us in
(You crossed the line —)

You crossed the line —
Ta Pay Almighty's Due
I iz here Fer-You.
(You crossed the line —)

You crossed the line —
You crossed the line —
You crossed the line —

TDMX's You crossed the line (Big Horn Talkin')

TDMX's You crossed the line (Brass Knucks)

TDMX's You crossed the line (Full Send)

TDMX's You crossed the line (Gear Jammin')

TDMX's You crossed the line (Horny 007)

There's no way to do my Mama justice with just a song. She showed me grace—strong, beautiful, humble, right-hearted—with mindful vision and a quiet power that could stomp a bear.

She was never trying to be anything; she just was. It's hard to explain in a world of labels... she is more.

I got so dang lucky she picked me.

I hope y'all feel what a unique human she is...

LYRICS

My Mama, I wrote this about you:

He started with grace and a thunder roll
N his sweet time building up her soul
Mixed wild ain wise in the same breath
Put steel in her spine n heaven in her chest
She ain't too much of anything at all
Just exactly what you need when you fall
Or when you're flying high and can't come down
She's the kind of woman that just knows how

What he used to make my mama, are the best parts of God
She's got strength that never trembles
And a love that never stops
When I looked up, I saw forever
Shining softer than the sun
I've seen the world n I got lucky
Cause my mama's where good comes from

She let me run, but I was never lost
She made me brave without counting the cost
Her light don't need no spotlight to shine
Just stands there easy, stopping time
Some people carry storms wherever they go
She walks in quiet, and the flowers grow
Never had to tell me who to be
She just loved me 'til I could see

What he used to make my mama, are the best parts of God
She's got strength that never trembles
And a love that never stops
When I looked up, I saw forever
Shining softer than the sun
I've seen the world n I got lucky
Cause my mama's where good comes from

She chiseled away everything I wasn't supposed to be
With hands too gentle to feel the cuts
Made me fearless 'cause she believed
He gave me a name, she gave me worth
I don't know how heaven picked the pieces
When he built, the woman who built me
N when I think about what grace is
She's the only proof I need

What he used to make my mama, are the best parts of God
She's got strength that never trembles
And a love that never stops
When things got hard, she was the mountain
When I was good, she was the sun
There ain't nothing better than a mama made of miracles
Yeah, my mama's where good comes from
She's the best part of God

What he used to make my mama, are the best parts of God
What he used to make my mama, are the best parts of God
What he used to make my mama, are the best parts of God

I love you so very much!
-TD

TDMX's Best parts of God

I remember when I realized... Wait, what if there are TWO bad guys... Disney's programming was shattered, probably because you're lucky if there's only two bad guys. I think Outlaw Country can handle the villains if we GET UP OFF OUR ASSES, and make a difference RIGHT NOW, no matter what ya have. Get'er DONE!

This is a part of a three-part code I have. "When you get hit by the bus, be the train!" -TDMX

LYRICS

Life swings a hammer, aims ta hit your face
You took a haymaker, wow'come to the race
When you get up off the ground, dust off the pain
Find your power, make that fist, and stake your claim

Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Bigger, smarter, faster - rearrange the game
Ground and pound solves a lot of problems, friend
The best part of the fight is findin' you can win
Hit by the bus? Be the train!

There's a reason you need a jab, git 'em up
To show 'em what you got when you've had enough
Be like water, find the cracks, then flood the place
Give me the tools, I'll finish the job - n wipe tha smirk off 'er face

Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Bigger, smarter, faster - rearrange the game
Ground and pound solves a lot of problems, friend
The best part of the fight is findin' you can win
Hit by the bus? Be the train!

We may think their against us - hell, they don't know us
The bus ain't so bad when you're the train
It's easy to trip, don't stay down
Makes sense when the world fears you now

Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Bigger, smarter, faster - rearrange the game
Ground and pound solves a lot of problems, friend
The best part of the fight is findin' you can win
Hit by the bus? Be the train!

There's more in your heart than their fist
The more you fight, the luckier you git - that's the twist
There's always one more way to do it
They ain't gonna win... you're the train

Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Bigger, smarter, faster - rearrange the game
Ground and pound solves a lot of problems, friend
The best part of the fight is findin' you can win
Hit by the bus? Be the train!

Grit, you got it; pride, they'll lose it
Bust 'em in the nuts, n make em' pay it
Looking fancy is pretty, yer elbows is gritty
They think they knocked you down, don't show 'em pitty

Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Bigger, smarter, faster - you just changed the game
Rise up, get up, back in the fight again
The best part of it, is when you win
Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Yeah, hit by the bus? Be the train!

Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Bigger, smarter, faster - rearrange the game
Ground and pound solves a lot of problems, friend
The best part of the fight is findin' you can win
Hit by the bus? Be the train!

Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Hit by the bus? Be the train!
Hit by the bus? Be the train!

TDMX's Be the train (How it started)

Outlaw country should be brave enough to deliver the toughest messages and expose the worst. If outlaws don't... Actually, Outlaws do, cuz the rest don't. Stop being in the rest.

The worst shit-stains harm children, and the extra slimy fucks fanagle, scheme, and strategize to keep doing it. Stop them. Start stopping them! 

As of this song (Nov '25), I'm at ~1,500 people helped gettin' away from abusers (Interdiction/in person, making a call, forcing police to take action & deal with their own demons, stopping some shit-bag judge from putting them back with their monster, etc)... and I too, started at 0. Figure out how to swamp my number--Figure it out. BTW, I have never gone looking for shit bags, nor their victims (I ain't nosey. Leave me alone, because I leave you alone, unless you're a shit stain.)... don't have to. The. Disgustos. Are. EVERYWHERE.

Open your eyes, and make a difference.

LYRICS

You're so pretty. I loved your hair
The way you walk, Ouu with that flair
Thought the good Lord made you, just for me
But sumpin' wuz broke, I didn't see

I went the whole wide world for you
Gods crossed our stars, wunder'd whud'itd do

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Showing you off, was such a treat
Got lost in you, notta one could compete
I was sure we were blessed, but I was wrong —
Passion turned by poison, before too long

Even Gawd don't understand
Cuz, I'd never pick a witch, over lil Ann

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Your soul broke, cuz a monster fought through
N da villain allergic to the good I do
Three months in, you punched them in the throat
Turned out, you're the child-abusing goat

You hit your kin, hoped I’d take your side
Hell no — Just look at yers inside

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

I think back, to when I stayed yer hand
Vile n hate became your brand
Nobody gets it, cuz we had fun
the kisses, and smiles... you in the sun

You think, I should take you back
It's not how it works, you out da sack

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Geezus made water, into sumpin fine
Your touch, turned it to turpentine
The price'll come, past yer soul, n more than hate
With that bat, You'll burn alone, n sealed yer fate

When you scream and curse, it's just the tip
Of course, you pushed them; they didn't trip

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Hid your evil, then let it show
You da monster that needed to go
Tantrums didn't get you what you'd hoped
You showed psycho, I saw a dope

They found a heaven, and you burnt it down
Fell from the prize, to a pile on the groun

Who hopes fer a bitch
You told 'em "spanking", was punchin' in da face
You worked so hard to duck the case
Runnin' with Satan... talkin' yer a witch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Who hopes fer a bitch
Who hopes fer a bitch
Who hopes fer a bitch

TDMX's Who hopes fer a bitch (How it started)

Outlaw country should be brave enough to deliver the toughest messages and expose the worst. If outlaws don't... Actually, Outlaws do, cuz the rest don't. Stop being in the rest.

The worst shit-stains harm children, and the extra slimy fucks fanagle, scheme, and strategize to keep doing it. Stop them. Start stopping them!

LYRICS

You're so pretty. I loved your hair
The way you walk, Ouu with that flair
Thought the good Lord made you, just for me
But sumpin' wuz broke, I didn't see

I went the whole wide world for you
Gods crossed our stars, wunder'd whud'itd do

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Showing you off, was such a treat
Got lost in you, notta one could compete
I was sure we were blessed, but I was wrong —
Passion turned by poison, before too long

Even Gawd don't understand
Cuz, I'd never pick a witch, over lil Ann

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Your soul broke, cuz a monster fought through
N da villain allergic to the good I do
Three months in, you punched them in the throat
Turned out, you're the child-abusing goat

You hit your kin, hoped I’d take your side
Hell no — Just look at yers inside

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

I think back, to when I stayed yer hand
Vile n hate became your brand
Nobody gets it, cuz we had fun
the kisses, and smiles... you in the sun

You think, I should take you back
It's not how it works, you out da sack

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Geezus made water, into sumpin fine
Your touch, turned it to turpentine
The price'll come, past yer soul, n more than hate
With that bat, You'll burn alone, n sealed yer fate

When you scream and curse, it's just the tip
Of course, you pushed them; they didn't trip

Who hopes fer a bitch
Wasn't there enough wrong in life before
Our home was good, and you weren't a whore
Took what we had and tossed gat n'da ditch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Hid your evil, then let it show
You da monster that needed to go
Tantrums didn't get you what you'd hoped
You showed psycho, I saw a dope

They found a heaven, and you burnt it down
Fell from the prize, to a pile on the groun

Who hopes fer a bitch
You told 'em "spanking", was punchin' in da face
You worked so hard to duck the case
Runnin' with Satan... talkin' yer a witch
Who hopes fer a bitch

Who hopes fer a bitch
Who hopes fer a bitch
Who hopes fer a bitch

TDMX's Who hopes fer a bitch (Real talk)

I have a three-part code, one is inspired by Willie Sutton, a famous outlaw & bank robber, who, among his insights, is quoted as, "You can get further with a smile... and a gun, than a smile alone." G'ats truth right there.
-TDMX

LYRICS

Don't walk in, just yer charm in hand
Show 'em you're holdin', helps 'em understand
We don't waste time, with cards to play
Cuz nice is buried by the worst, every gawddamn day
Meet the man, Flash yer gun, get'r done
N Tip yer hat, leavin' on'a thank ya Ma'am

A smile and a gun, that's the play
Show what you got, let'em out the way
Power talks loud when the threat is real
A smile n a gun, the perfect deal

You can crack aces reraisin' with a seventy-two
When you're holdin', they're kind to you
Everyone's tough, till they're wettin' down their leg
Not here fer scraps from a plate. Don't beg
They can say grace while we say "ma'am"
Cuz the pointy end's in our hand

A smile and a gun, that's the play
Show what you got, let'em out the way
Power talks loud when the threat is real
A smile n a gun, the perfect deal

If they count three, shoot b'fore two
Smarter n da dummy... push da edge they never knew
Don't argue facts, flash 'em steel
Expect fo' or five... show 'em what's real
We don't whine, we don't plead no case
They'll comply when they see their place

A smile and a gun, that's the play
Show what you got, let'em out the way
Power talks loud when the threat is real
A smile n a gun, the perfect deal

When you push, git along, spend less, win more
If yer tough, let 'em buck, make the score
If the Mississippi River, goin' dry
You ain't a villain in their story... yer the faster guy

A smile and a gun, that's the play
Show 'em what you got, save 'em blood
When the lord splits da water, skip da mud
Further than that grin, every gawddamn day
A smile and a gun, they'll do what ya say...

A smile and a gun, that's the play
A smile and a gun, that's the play
A smile and a gun, that's the play

Ma'am

TDMX's Smile and a gun (How it started)

Stop child abusers. Stomp abusers. End them right now. They're going to hell, be their express, clearing the path. Nobody likes a terrible story being drug out... write their ending, "and then they were gone."

You can get further with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. 

Newsman: Willie why you rob them banks?
Willie: Cuz that's where the money is!
-Willie Sutton

There is always another way, your own way.
-Waylon Jennings

Do what you can now with what you have.
-Theo Roosevelt

I'm tired of dreaming. I'm into doing at the moment.
-Bono

Reciprocity: Before anything flows, there must be a difference. Between different elevations, water flows. Between different pressures, air flows. Between different poker players, money flows. 
-Tommy Angel

If you get hit by a bus, make sure you're the train. 

Don't do, for doing's sake.

Don't go with the flow, be the river.

I have the three.
-TDMX

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