The kittens go crazy when it's feeding time. I decided to record them and just before hitting the stop button, a text message came through. My text alert sound is Zed from MIB.
Listen to the end.

Boys, translate that...

My 3.5 year old daughter Aurora loves Betty Boop. As a result, she has been collecting tiny, invisible "Pudgie" dogs (Betty Boop's pet) from diverse locals during our travels.

Recently she was visited by the "Pudgie Master," a grumbly, disembodied voice who claims to be the regional head of the Royal Confederation of Pudgie Placement and Protection (the Pudgie Master sounds suspiciously like Eduardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends). 

This evening, Aurora came in and announced that she was ready for the Pudgie Master's visit to ensure that her recent Pudgie was safe and sound. This is all I caught of the conversation but it's damned cute.

I'm no musician, but if anybody wants to sample her voice please feel free... just link me to the track when you're done.
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The Pudgie Master

This is actually my daughter's voice. 
Found this on my phone.

Static Eddie