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Fluid Funky Butter Sweet

The second ever release from us is a powerful ballad of a relationship uncertain, and unbalanced. Its a back and forth retrospective/introspective of what is thought vs. what your mind allows for you to say. That urge that makes you eager to push forward. But how?

Lose You To The Night

Static Panic’s debut EP, “Chrome,” is a deliciously honest look into sexuality and self-discovery. From the broken-hearted synthrock stylings of “Anthem Of The Lost,” to the heavily Prince-inspired seductions of “The Crazy Thing,” this collection of songs is unapologetically brazen and aims to get your blood pumping. The catchy melodies and pop sensibilities of “Lose You To The Night,” and “Feel It,” convey versatility and an eagerness to breach a social barrier of coping with social anxiety and relationships torn asunder by space and time. Static Panic presents a vivid, visceral set of images and themes consistent with a universal experience throughout the course of the journey we call “Chrome".

Feel It

It Really Do Be Like That (Sometimes)

Sinful Delightful

Track 1 on Static Panic's Second EP, "Glow," comes with the all too familiar taste of Minneapolis Funk we've known to love and revere with a polished pop twist. "SMS" is the regaling of a situation we all know far too well: It's late. You're lonely. They're lonely. Maybe some small talk. Couldn't hurt, right? The soft and airy breath of fresh air that is vocalist/guitarist Keston Wright's internal dialogue  that brings us home to the feelings we know and cherish. Whether thats a good thing, or a bad thing? Who's to say.

When things seem at their hardest, remember to let yourself glow. Glow for yourself, glow for those around you; Glow inside and out.

Glow

From the other side of the room, to the corners of your mouth, there is an adventure awaiting you. Inviting you- A morsel of grand proportion with a lure of sultry perplexity. Easing hunger is your bounty, and your satisfaction is their mission. You’ve earned a Taste.

(Lyrics:)

By chance I thought to stick around
The latest spot in the same old town
nothing but air separating us now
I’m here to bless in any way you’ll allow

I just want a
TASTE
to get me through the dark
have I earned a
TASTE
Because your backs begun to arch

So pull me close and stick around because I’m into you
Too many moments since the last time that fate let me through

Can I have a
TASTE
‘Cuz that my favorite part

So let me whisper in your ear 
all the way to your toes
I bet the others have a guess
(but nobody but you and I truly know)

I’d like to take this opportunity to get to talk
About the many ways we’d like to get each other off
I’m making patterns with my tongue from your head to your mind to soul

It’s time to lose control

I just want a
TASTE
to get me through the dark
have I earned a
TASTE
Because your backs begun to arch

So pull me close and stick around because I’m into you
Too many moments since the last time that fate let me through

Can I have a
TASTE
Cuz that my favorite part

I’ll take you there in another round 
When we’re a pair I’m always up to get down
Look out, I guess that we’re in trouble now
When we’re together we have fun far too loud

Mmmm you taste so fine
Lick it up, let me down
Watch me shine
Mmmm, yeah you taste so good
Lick it down, pull me up
Go again, I could (X8)

Just give me a TASTE!

To get me through the dark
Backs begun to arch
Yeah, yeah
To get me through the dark
Thats my favorite part
Yeah, yeah (x2)

pull me close and stick around because I’m into you
Too many moments since the last time that fate let me through, yeah

TASTE

‘Cuz that’s my favorite part

Taste

Written By: Ro Lorenzen

Performances by:
Bass - Matthew Broadbent
Guitar - Keston Wright

When dinner comes around and I am looking for a meal
Something with some seasoning is sure quite to appeal
Open up the cabinet I’m looking for a thrill
And if I get you shaking up and down then it’s a deal

Climb down the spice rack
Onto my dish
Rest on my palette however you wish
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Bring the fire baby, 
You can drop by after 9
Preheat the oven to 445

Oven at the ready
Smell it cooking? That’s a sign
Got to taste the marinade
After a real good grind

ask me whats for dinner, baby?
while you lick the pots and pans
you like to eat?
come on give me a hand

Pinch all your fingers and stir
Bring that pot up to a purr
And if your mouth gets hot and watering then I got the cure

Climb down the spice rack
Onto my dish
Rest on my palette however you wish
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Climb down the spice rack
Onto my dish
Rest on my palette however you wish
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Did I hear you correctly… when you said you were tryna get your babyback?
 Well this is one roast you can’t set and forget, alright?

(Uh-huh)

Bayleafin’ me a message
You already know the dill 
Annise me till you miss me
Cardamomma tryna chill

I’m poppin’ for the pepper
Chili chili with some lime
Paprika gonna freak ya
got you cumin on the mind

You got the crockpot, I got the time
(mmm just the way I crave it baby)
You got the crockpot, I got the time
(with a little sapphic saffron sassafras)
You got the crockpot, I got the time
(the way you sizzle and pop, bout to blow my top)
You got the crockpot, I got the time

Is dinner ready, baby? (Oh Yeah!) 

Climb down the spice rack
Onto my dish
Rest on my palette however you wish
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Sisters of the season
Brothers of the bake
Siblings of the spiciest hot you can take
Come out the spice rack
Baby, Just for a bite
Give some funk, babe
However you like

Spice Rack

LYRICS:

Theres whispers of a little club
At the edge of Santa Fe
Where the entertainments kind of queer,
I’ve heard some people say.

When the light caresses the mountains, 
Funky creatures come to play
That chiseled chalice overflowing,
There’s a 2-for-1 today!

And In your eyes, you may feel tricked,
As if you’ve been led astray.
Shake off those dark delusions, 
come and join the great soiree, Ha!


Is it any wonder you’ve come this way today
When you’ve been feeling like the world is getting harder?
Is there any chance you might just have found your way,
Like you have stumbled on the light within the darkness?

Looking at your aura, you’re feeling blocked and out-of-order?
You’ve been feeling trapped and not yourself!
Is there any way we can change your world, some way?
Let the power in the music make you stronger!

I’ll be your Macho Cabaret
I’ll be your Macho Cabaret

Hey you there!
With the Pink Hair! 
Ooh, get it together!
This is a Creature Double-Feature let me 
Be your preacher

Get up on that juice!
Gonna need you to… turn it loose!
I wanna see you freak out!
We about to wear them cheeks out, babe!

Now if your plan of attack was chilling in the back
I implore y’all to hit the floor
We want you close to get a view
To show you what these guns are for
Lets crank the night electric and make this boiler-room a ball
Go home and tell those skepti-cats
“Well, now I’ve seen it all!”

I’ll be your Macho Cabaret
I’ll be your Macho Cabaret

Alright y’all now I want everybody of every race, every gender, every creed, 
we’re all gonna stand up- stand together with me, now and
we’re gonna scream! Yow!!

(Oooowaaaahoo!)

(yeah yeah yeah yo!)

(Yeah yeah yeah yeah hoo hoo hoo hoo)

(Owww!)

(Wuh-oh!!!)

Now tell me where you wanna go, where you wanna go, uh!
Where you wanna go, where you wanna go, uh?

Macho Cabaret
Its Time to Get Down

Macho Cabaret
Its time to get down
come on and get down at the (x7)

Macho Cabaret
It’s time to get down! yeah!

Macho Cabaret

"Static Panic" is a conduit for a funky few, truly passionate about the human experience. The objective: to reach out and express through our collective and unique backgrounds, sharing our journey in the form of music. Music is a truly universal language that everyone can recognize. Our paths are uncommon and tread by none but us; trailblazers in a sea of self-doubt and uncertainty of our own truths. Isn't it nice to have something in common?

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