ERBH

THE ULTIMATE NINJA BATTLE!

Justin Buckner as Kai
RapsThroughTime as Jay
Zackschannellive as Zane
DarkLink4749 as Cole
SuperThingsOnCups as Lloyd
RLYoshi as Leonardo
TheSuperPlushyBros as Donatello
MCGamingFTW as Raphael
WoodenHornets as Michelangelo

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
TMNT!
VS!
NINJAGO!
BEGIN!

Kai:
It’s time to kick some turtle ass, prepare for double trouble,
we’re the Masters of Spinjitzu, you’re the masters of assholes.

Jay:
I’m the blue ninja of lightning! prepare to get electrocuted,
our show made many kids keep watching, your show is so stupid.

Zane:
Jay is right, is your show even for normal people,
you’re just mutated turtles eating italian food and defeating evil.

Cole:
I’m strong and solid, try to take on my lego abs,
I may be afraid of snakes, but I can still make your shell crack.

Lloyd:
I may be little, but I can still take on all 4 of you,
I am the golden ninja, can you see my point of view?

Kai:
You guys are so weak, A can of worms is stronger than you all,
I could have a better fight than run in Ninjaball.

Jay:
Your master is a joke, your enemies makes me laugh,
gnarly dude? nobody ever wants to give a crap.

Zane:
Mutated fucking Turtles! ha! what a joke!

All:
looks like we're going to own this polluted hoax.

Leonardo:
Oh please, man, one of you 1 on 1 me dude,
I'll bring more pain than lego on your bottom of your shoes.

Donatello:
You'll chop up you chumps and rebuild you all again,
We ain't your friends, I bet you guys can't count up to ten.

Raphael:
We actually fight, you guys can't do shit,
we're about mess you up and chop off your lego brick dick.

Michelangelo:
Cowabunga! we’re gonna beat you guys, Jesus!
MMM I’m hungry for ninja lego brick pizza!

Leonardo:
We’re heroes, even though you don’t know what that is like,
you’ll be run over by a submarine powered by a bike.

Donatello:
Gentleman and Raphael, we’re gonna break you all,
we all are gonna kick your asses like Booyakasha!

Raphael:
We are not Kung-Fu Frogs, we are the Ninja Turtles,
we could kill you all faster than counting all sides on a circle.

Michelangelo:
We can win this battle like fighting Shred Head,
after this, we’ll make you never say xever again!

Kai:
Get ready to be burned by this scorching meteor,

Cole:
the only people that watch your show are kids that are 4.

Jay:
Michelangelo, go back to your happy place with ponies!

Zane:
Now give us a piece of pizza pepperoni!

Lloyd:
Stuff your face in pizza, but you could lose some fucking weight,

Kai:
I'll tip your shell, and you'll struggle as you encounter your fate.

Jay:
We maybe Lego or not, but we can still kick your ass,
your show nothing but a laugh and a piece of crap.

Leonardo:
Dude, chill, it's a battle not a fucking ninja fighting thing,

Raphael:
We're cool and kids like us more, we make cha-ching.

Donatello:
We'll shove a Master splinter in your asses, make ya scream,

Michelangelo:
These lego douche bags could only win in their dreams.

Leonardo:
Lego more like fucking go, ya know,

Raphael:
I have skills much better than you dumbasses bro.

Donatello:
We may live in the sewers, but you’re the ones who need a shower,

All:
Remember you plastic spazztics, we all got turtle power!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC... COWABUNGA... RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Ninjago. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 24.

This is a re-upload on Sound Cloud for those who want to play it in the background or whatever. All credit goes to Lachlan & the people who helped him create the song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeakHHug7V0

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Gardevoir:
Moonblasting on the track! You won’t dream of Returning!
I’ll be leaving even your Shadows Burning!
Disabling your victory, just allow me to repeat:
Even one of my Wishes couldn’t save you from defeat
You’re just the first Copycat trying to step on my fame!
You’re the reason they gave up megas after your game!
Evolve into a Furry Cutter, beating you’s a no-brainer
You’re what happens when a Pokémon gets too close to their trainer

Lopunny:
You’re putting me to sleep! You don’t even have to use Hypnosis!
I mean, you’re the one that’s Psychic. You’re losing! You should know this!
Trying to match my Cute Charms? Embrace your loss and can it
Come on! You're so Zoned out that I'll take my win for Granite
Go ahead and Teleport, I know you suffer from Confusion
Thinking that your Laser Focus ever compares to my usage
It’s time for you to Bounce! I’m an Upper-cut above the rest! 
My attack and speed combined makes this lopsided at best!

Gardevoir: 
Your only fans are teens without a girl to make out
I thought you’d spit some good bars, talk about a Fake Out!
It’s ironic that this Klutz can't drop a good verse 
But you sure dropped the ball and made Gen 4 worse!
I will Protect my trainer to the ends of the Earth
All you do is Baton Pass every time you get hurt!
En Garde-voir, it’s time to square up, thot!
I don’t wanna be too Punny, but you’re just a Knock Off

Lopunny:
You can’t Captivate me! In fact I’m taken aback! -
If I wanted someone to fight back, I’ll face the sibling with attack! -
When I gain a fighting type and become a Hi-Jump Kicker 
Your mega evolution just makes your dress size bigger!
When ghosts cross your path they just run through you
Why would anyone pick you when they could pick Mewtwo?
Just checked your placement on the Pokken DX tier list 
You’re about as functional as your remade Frontier is

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