Name: The Strawberry Tarts - Candy Says by Stereogram Recordings
Duration: 4 min 21 s
Description: The Velvet Underground's "Candy Says" covered by The Strawberry Tarts in 1982

The Velvet Underground's "Candy Says" covered by The Strawberry Tarts in 1982

The Strawberry Tarts - Candy Says

Bisous du Mistral (demo)

BOTTOM OF THE SEA- James King and The Lonewolves

Third track from our four track cassette EP, "For Boys With One Track Minds". Available to buy on cassette or download from unfortunates.bandcamp.com/album/for-bo…ack-minds-ep

THOSE UNFORTUNATES - Raymond's Perfect World

A (fast)moving tribute to Malcolm McDowell, star of If..., O Lucky Man and Britannia Hospital (not to mention Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange. Free download of the title track from this link:
http://unfortunates.bandcamp.com/track/i-wish-that-i-could-smile-like-malcolm
Limited edition three track EP available from 13/6/15, together with an exclusive art print.

THOSE UNFORTUNATES - I Wish That I Could Smile Like Malcolm



Here's a recording we made up in the attic at Brahlitz station- words from George Orwell's Animal Farm. Music by Those Unfortunates, featuring Rob and Mike from Keyboard Rebel.

Beasts of England

Beasts of England! Beasts of Ireland!
Beasts of land and sea and skies!
Hear the hoofbeats of tomorrow!
See the golden future rise!

How does the life of an animal pass?
In endless drudgery.
What's the first lesson an animal learns?
To endure its slavery.
How does the life of an animal end?
In cruel butchery.

Beasts of England! Beasts of Ireland!
Beasts of land and sea and skies!
Hear the hoofbeats of tomorrow!
See the golden future rise!

Now the day of beasts is coming,
(End to drudgery!)
Tyrant man shall lose his throne
(End to tyranny!)
And the shining fields of England
Shall be trod by beasts alone.

Pull the rings from out your noses
(End to drudgery!)
Tear the saddle from your back!
(End to tyranny!)
Bit and spur must rust forever,
Cruel whips no more shall crack.

Beasts of England, seize the prizes,
Wheat and barley, oats and hay,
Clover, beans and mangel wurzel
Shall be ours upon that day.


Beasts Of England

A soothing instrumental for your listening pleasure.

Happy New Year From Those Unfortunates

Arthur Lowe

STEREOGRAM RECORDINGS is an Edinburgh based record label run by musician/DJ JEREMY THOMS with press and PR by journalist INNES REEKIE.

A Brief History:

Stereogram Recordings didn’t quite come kicking and screaming into the world in 2012 – instead it arrived without much bluster and fuss, but with true intention. Initially, it was solely a vehicle to facilitate label founder Jeremy Thoms’ beat combo, The Cathode Ray’s musical musings being heard by a wider demographic.

Stereogram Recordings achieved its objective almost immediately, with a Radio Track of the Month (Radio Scotland – Janice Forsyth) and ‘Single of the Year, so far (The Guardian – Paul Lester). “The Cathode Ray”, their eponymously titled debut album, additionally garnered countless critically acclaimed reviews from all the right places.

The label then opened its doors to The Fabulous Artisans and to Roy Moller, (‘Scotland’s best kept secret’ – Marc Riley 6 Music) in 2013, resulting in the release of the wonderfully avant-garde pop, and particularly journalist friendly, “One Domino” album; followed by the Lou Reed concept album, “My Week Beats Your Year”.

James King and the Lonewolves were next to nail their sails to the mast with the once more extremely well-received “Lost Songs of the Confederacy” in October 2014. At this point, Stereogram had become a more adventurous, and indeed ambitious proposition than originally intended, and other artistes of a similar literate creative disposition to those already on the label were taking notice.

What followed was unexpected, but welcomed – St. Christopher Medal, Lola in Slacks, and Milton Star all joined the Stereogram family and most recently, the ever challenging and hugely entertaining Band of Holy Joy considerably contributed to the swelling of the Stereogram ranks.

Perhaps unwittingly at this stage, Stereogram were laying the foundations for what one journo recently remarked upon – ‘Stereogram are fast becoming the most interesting new independent label in Scotland, perhaps the country’.

Stereogram next released The Cathode Ray’s second album “Infinite Variety” in April 2015, followed by Band Of Holy Joy’s “The Land Of Holy Joy” in September, with both once more picking up wonderful critical plaudits along the way.

The label culminated 2015 with two ambitious Revue style shows featuring most of the label roster and a compilation sampler “The Sound Of Stereogram”.

2016 saw the label adding The Eastern Swell, STOOR and Those Unfortunates to it’s ranks all of whom released fantastic material, while  2017 saw the Aberdeen based Vintage Calvinos release their debut “An Invitation To Infamy”.

Recent activity has included sophomore album releases from The Eastern Swell, STOOR and St. Christopher Medal (all three on vinyl) plus a foray into publishing via two Photobooks featuring the work of Innes Reekie. Titles published so far are “Sometimes Pleasureheads Must Burn – The Birthday Party and beyond 1980 – 89” and “Nite Life During Wartime – Edinburgh and beyond 1980 – 90”.

This is only the beginning, and the future is certainly looking bright…

An occasional Archive Series has also been launched. The first release in this series was a compilation of 90s Edinburgh band NEW LEAF. Future archive releases are expected to include two of label boss Thoms’s earlier bands THE STRAWBERRY TARTS and SKYLINE plus further NEW LEAF reissues.

Single releases are digital only. Albums are in both digital and physical formats.

The Strawberry Tarts - Candy Says

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