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Lysogenic Conversion - The Miniature Bacteria

Feat. Dave Migman
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Only An Approximation Of Reality -The Miniature Bacteria Feat. Dave Migman

This is an experiment consisting of over 50 clips of instruments and sounds donated by a handful of people whom were not given any guidance on what to throw in. There are some phrases of 'music', there are a lot of strange noises. I'm pretty sure someone tried to sneak a fart in there too. I used every clip that was sent to me and added nothing myself. no effects or eq ( only some volume adjustment and panning). The lot of nonsense was thrown together out of curiosity to see what would happen. Thanks to those who took the time to contribute, i hope you find it entertaining. Headphones Highly Recommended.--  Feat.-tһę ʘḅliɠɑŧiðήʂ ( https://soundcloud.com/james-clark-1 ) -Matty Dervy ( https://soundcloud.com/mattydervy ) - swiʌelized souηds (  https://soundcloud.com/swivelized-sounds ) -Exner ( https://soundcloud.com/exner ) - Wurzel Swaytooth ( https://soundcloud.com/mr-sw4yt00th ) - lil' spaceman ( https://soundcloud.com/lil-spaceman )

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Teaser  For A New Miniature Bacteria Track

all sounds meticulously scratched into a shovel head with a steak knife then played back using a standard phonograph.

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all sounds meticulously scratched into a shovel head with a steak knife then played back using a standard phonograph.

Lyrics:
Life in tha hood aint easy, slingin tokens at tha chuckee cheese yeah,
you gotta have eyez in da backa yo head, or yull be just anotha ****** locked up er dead.
night afta night, day afta day, my therapist cant undastand why im feelin dis way.
yall keep on runnin yo mouth, i just got one thing to say, 
raptor jesus....he taketh tha pain away.

Raptor Jesus

all sounds meticulously scratched into a shovel head with a steak knife then played back using a standard phonograph.

Lyrics:
Check out my anti-trendy, vintage baby doll t-shirt of this band that i'm sure you havent heard of.
they're on my sugar skull ipod, cruisin' on my longboard.

i think i'll have a glass of wine and a pbr, maybe get an epic boss tattoo,
i aint no new school/old school/indie-rock butt fuck
no school fuck you.

check out my hand knitted beanie, through the smoke from my American Spirit, hanging from my ratty little mustache.
let's sip our mochachino's and talk loudly about vinyl.
i'm like, so deep and full of pain, 
quit wearing skinny jeans before it was cool.
i aint no new school/old school/indie-rock butt fuck
no school fuck you.

Cynicism-ist

Out through the top

3 A.M. Gerbil Express/Part2

Nostril Projection

dialog of the frog-The Miniature Bacteria

1.) If you are seeking mind bending sounds that will awaken your subconscious mind, you've taken a wrong turn as you most likely will not find any of that here. 

2.) All songs are for entertainment purposes only and should not be used by nursing and/or pregnant women without first consulting a physician. 

3.) Any character similarity is entirely coincidental, unless you believe that the character in question is  you, then it most likely is.

4.) All guitar is played on an acoustic/electric to create that harsh disgusting twang.

5.) All sounds meticulously scratched into a shovel head with a steak knife then played back using a standard phonograph.

6.) All Miniature Bacteria tracks are collaborations with the sick bastard, Bill Greasy. Feel free to take a vacation and check out his work.

I've uploaded most of these as .WAV files, as they are better quality. All are free to download. There are several free programs available that will convert the .wav's to mp3's. Thanks for listening

steve christman

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