Birds and sunshine filled the abyss and washed Pepito and the Goat out onto a endless beach.

Pepito watched amazed as the Ragagoat chewed itself into an altogether different reality.

Pepito stood amazed as the Ragagoat chewed it's way into an altogether different reality

Pepito kneeled before it and prostrated himself at it's hooves, beseeching the Ragagoat to take him home.

The Ragagoat seemed oblivious to Pepito and munched itway into a swirly gas cloud, drifting into the orbit of a triple cluster of suns.

Pepito mustered his gumption and dived into the cosmos after it.

Pepito clasped the Ragagoat with his arms around it's neck. The Goat kicked and flailed and gnashed it's teeth, tearing the two of them through the metaverse into a pyramid of rainbow glass.

The Ragagoat's eyes flared like plates and flamed with the cumulative realities it had ingested.

Pepito did not blink and within his eye the Ragagoat saw the one facet of reality to escape his grazing jaws. A reality without judgement.

Having got the measure of each other and knowing that between them they had dispelled the unknowable, the Ragagoat knelt and allowed Pepito to mount his back, then began grazing anew, to worlds afresh.

Naked Moo Drum Mix

An Ode to Bailiffs, Traffic Wardens and Other Parasites

A re recording of the first song I ever wrote, more than half my life ago.

Kept it 90’s pre-post-post-pre-post grunge, I ain’t one of those post—post-pre-post grunge fakers. No way!

Postman Pat

I wrote this song after meeting my wonderful and beautiful wife for the first time.

Knowing

Wage Slave

secret beat bby

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An unabashed doff of the cap to all things Nirvana. Who wrote songs like Kurt Cobain?  I think he was a secret theory geek.

Meals on Wheels Industrial Complex

Is it about an abusive relationship or is it about The GOVERNMENT!  Wouldn’t it be mind blowing if it was BOTH!?!  Like, woooooaaaaaaaah grooooooooovy cosmik huh!?!

You Keep Falling For Me

Inspired by the sound of the glazing machine I used to use to make glasses.  One day, I had the Twin Peaks soundtrack and some Angelo Badalamenti albums on the Speaker and this song was incepted.

2. When Pepito Tamed The Ragagoat

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