A love song to bacon, the delicious fried strips of beef from England.

Steve and Ollie - The Bacon Song (1987)

In Ollie's bedroom, no-one can hear you scream. 

In this super special spooktacular frightfest created especially for Halloween (but due to community service commitments could not be released until December), Steve and Ollie settle down to watch some horror movies, but soon find themselves pitted against the most gruesome creature from the deepest, darkest depths of the galaxy! With only a carrier bag and a small wooden doll to protect them, will they manage to escape with their lives? Can they break the cycle of terror? Why does all of Ollie's stuff smell like peanuts? Some or maybe none of these questions will be answered in....Spooky Special!

If you enjoyed this rubbish, why not check out the Steve and Ollie Facebook page – just go to www.facebook.com/steveandollie and tell them to watch out for the Happy Eater.


The Steve and Ollie Podcast - Episode Three - Spooky Special

 In this fourth edition of their exciting audio adventures, Steve and Ollie had intended to bring you a special report on video games, but due to a series of incidents involving table salt and Steve's internal organs it just didn't happen. Instead you'll find out how to make your Adam's apple swell to twice its normal size, what's the best brand of bleach to teach your best friend a lesson with and how brine it takes to ruin a perfectly good Sega Master System. Oh, and Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is in it.          

If you enjoyed this rubbish, why not check out the Steve and Ollie Facebook page – just go to www.facebook.com/steveandollie and tell them to "get over here" or something.

The Steve and Ollie Podcast - Episode Four - Video Games

To celebrate the start of National Sandwich Week we dusted off our hit single "The Sandwich Song" which topped the charts (the excel spreadsheets that Ollie made to determine the best song in existence) back in 1995. In it they sing about their favourite sandwich, and roast beef or something. I don't know, it makes little to no sense.  

More information on National Sandwich Week is available at http://www.sandwich.org.uk/

Steve and Ollie - The Sandwich Song (1995)

It's time for the results of Steve and Ollie's latest drawing competition! In honour of last week's Eurovision Song Contest they sketched portraits of the UK's very own Engelwood Hunklefrink. In this special tiny, itty-bitty podcast extra, "Little" Ollie discusses some of the comments as well as announcing the big winner! 


Podcast Extra - Drawing Contest No.4 Results!

We were so lucky to get everyone's favourite terrorist and part-time chiropractor Bane in to tell you all about our run in October. In case you can't quite understand him because of his brace, we're taking part in The Bupa Great Birmingham Run to raise money for Leukaemia and Lymphoma Research. 

We'd love it if you could sponsor us - you can always do so via our Virgin Moneygiving page -http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/team/steveandollie 

A Message from Bane

It’s holiday time for Steve and Ollie! After being falsely accused of mass murder, they’ve been compensated with two free flights to Glasgow! (single ticket only). So they’ve packed their fisher-price tape recorder and some rat meat sandwiches and are broadcasting live from up in the clouds! But just because they’re crammed into the mega-super-economy seats on Speedyjet, that doesn’t mean there’s no fun to be had. You’ll find out how to make a cheap drink from bodily excretions, why Steve has suddenly found Jesus and why Michael Palin has that haunted look in his eyes. Will Ollie have a nice time? No. Will the narrative inevitably trundle towards some sort of climax where they cause the plane to crash for some reason? Probably. 

The Steve and Ollie Podcast - Episode Five - Holiday

In your face Costa Coffee, we can make our own drink for absolutely nothing. 

From The Steve and Ollie Podcast - Episode Five - Holiday

Fresh and reheated spitshakes are available from our website - http://www.steveandollie.co.uk

Steve and Ollie - Spitshake

Steve and Ollie are a comedy duo and best friends from Norwich. They love making podcasts, videos and songs.