Well shit. Here we are. 1,000.

Thanks to everyone who has followed me, liked my stuff, shared my stuff, etc. It means a lot. I've been pretty upfront on here about depression and anxiety and thinking I'm a failure. And those are all still there in spades, because I'm depressed and anxious and an abject failure. But making these dumb mash-ups really has been a fun distraction, something that can always take my mind off it. If I'm feeling shitty, I can go make something stupid that makes me laugh, or listen to someone else's thing that makes me laugh. It just feels nice to be a small part of something, even if I'm not the most active person on here.

So to celebrate somehow getting 1,000+ people to follow me, here are a bunch of quick soundclowns that I thought were pretty funny. Thanks again to everyone for the support. As long as I think stupid mash-ups are funny, and as long as I'm struggling as a freelancer, which may be forever, I'll be making these things and I hope y'all enjoy them.

That's enough genuineness for now.

1,000 Followers Celebration Medley

Art is dead and I killed it

Sugar, We're Goin' Higher

I've never even played Animal Crossing

I Write Shitposts Not Tragedies

500 Mouths

I Took a Pill in Moron Mountain

It's bullshit that when I talk about how sad I am without any rhythm people think it's annoying but when fuckin twenty one pilots do it it's a big ol' hit.

twenty one pilots are hot garbage

I'm a man of my word.

For real though, thanks to anyone who shared my podcast announcement yesterday. That was cool of y'all.

hay hay u u

what the fuck even is this meme

Dedicated with love to the guy who told me to stop doing All Star mashups because "that's Neil's thing."

24SHREK Magic

Neil's new album made me wanna carve out more time to do this shit. We shall see.

The Middle of the Flat Zone

has anyone made this shitty joke yet

Fantano called A Thousand Miles "Stay by Lisa Loeb" in his Mouth Moods review so I started wondering how it would sound. Turns out, bad!

StayC/DC

That's What I'd Walk

Had just enough free time on a weekend for once to fart out this lazy mashup. Enjoy?

Does DMX like butter tarts

Guess who moved closer to his job and suddenly has several extra hours in the day to make mashups again?

What Redbone would sound like if some stupid asshole made a mashup

made this a year and a half ago and then forgot about it

It Wasn't My Style

Kong Jovi

Happy Holladays

i fuckin suck. i'm wet ass. all i do is fail. push me into traffic so that whoever hits me can thank you for your service. just a real no good fucker that's what i am. happy birthday to me

guess what today is

This Ain't A Scene, It's A Finesse

been watching a lot of frasier lately. it's not relevant to this song i just thought people might be interested to know

Shook

Turns out the stems to one of my favorite songs have been floating around the internet for years and no one told me. So sick of fake friends.

Beat What You Know

still not better at this after all these years

lame impala

Wonderwall Crossing

Dojula

Adore The Taste Of Ink

I Would WAP 500 Miles

Because I've never had a good mashup idea that I haven't eventually had to fix to make listenable.

Shooktember

Didn't really know what to call this. If you wanna hear a version that isn't pitched up it's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zzznF61hOw

SteveKindOf

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